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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Help defend Tom DeLay from 'frivolous' prosecution!

Yes, dear conservative trough gorgers, your one and only grand dragon Tom DeLay has been assaulted with frivolous charges, brought upon by partisanship (nevermind that the person prosecuting DeLay has a track record of prosecuting mostly democrats, and even himself!) and 'jealousy' from the left wing!

Donate anything you can, and if you're a supporter of Tom DeLay chances are that means a healthy 6 figure sum.

Defend DeLay... TODAY!

http://www.defenddelay.com/site/c.fu....BE08/Home.htm

(note: all donations to pay for Tom DeLay's legal expenses will be redirected to the Republican Party through a third party donation system that is currently illegal in Texas. OOps, I mean it will go to helping Tom DeLay overcome the legal woes he has knowingly brought upon himself.. crap, I mean.. I mean...well, whatever, here's the liberal legal claptrap below just to make everything appear aboveboard:

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The Tom DeLay Legal Expense Trust was established in 2000 to pay legal bills and expenses related to a frivolous racketeering (RICO) lawsuit filed by Patrick Kennedy and the Democrat campaign committee. That partisan suit was dismissed by a federal judge with prejudice. The fund now covers legal fees and other expenses incurred by Congressman DeLay related to matters under examination in Austin , Texas and Washington. The Trust is bound by the provisions of the House Ethics Rules and Committee regulations. Under these rules, the proceeds of the Trust can only be used for legal expenses and associated costs accrued by Congressman DeLay and it may accept contributions from individuals or organizations, including corporations, labor unions or political action committees.
Halliburton, please notice the last part and purchase a small nation for which Tom can retire to should things go badly..

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Old October 15th, 2005, 09:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh golly gee shucks, Grimm...where do I sign up and how much should I re-mortgage in order to give ole tommy-boy as much as possible? Because you all just know that he is pure as the driven snow and would never, NEVER do anything to sully our great nation. count me in. bitch!!
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*narrows his eyes with suspicion* A DeLay supporter with a .. what did you call it? Mortgage?

Did you not inherit that estate and/or plantation from your father? Only bleeding heart, liberall pussies who don't work hard enough have mortgages!

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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old October 15th, 2005, 10:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Shit! I've been found out! Now EVERYONE will know that I'm a commie pinko tranny who likes to wear mommy's underpants. Shit, shit, DOUBLE SHIT!! Someone come wipe my bottom!
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