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    Just hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin voiced her support for embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, Biblical scholars noted that the alliance between the former and present beauty queens is prophesied in the Holy Scriptures.

    While many observers have called the Palin-Prejean link-up predictable, few suspected that it was in fact predicted in The Book of Revelations.

    "The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is explicitly stated in the Book of Revelations as a harbinger of the End of Days," said the reverend Dr. Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of Minnesota's School of Divinity. "They're right in there, after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

    But Dr. Logsdon was quick to point out that the first person to notice the Palin-Prejean reference in the Bible's book of prophecy was actually the sixteenth-century seer Nostradamus, legendary for his predictive powers.

    According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."

    When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That would be the best-case scenario."http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/palin-prejean-alliance-pr_b_203436.html

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    Damn...
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    DAMNIT whyyyy did he have to be from Minnesota?

    Did he say who the 4 horsemen were? Bush, Cheney...? Just throwing names out. Maybe Rush?

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    I'm not sure Nostradamus had either a slacker beauty pageant contestant or a brainless politician in mind when he made his predictions, but you know, when it's only 1555 you just don't know what the world will look like 500 years into the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maryk View Post
    DAMNIT whyyyy did he have to be from Minnesota?

    Did he say who the 4 horsemen were? Bush, Cheney...? Just throwing names out. Maybe Rush?
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    Andy Borowitz is a humorist.

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    That's probably why it's funny.
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    It's a good thing hunters never used prostitutes. Otherwise this prophecy might have been triggered

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    If Palin and Sugarlesstits join forces then that can only mean one thing, Palin/Prejean 2012...the end of the world.

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