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    Default Vote on Sarah Palin's book title!



    You realize, of course, that actually trying to choose the best of your entries to put into a poll is an impossible task. I guarantee I have not listed many titles that left me in stitches! But a poll can only be so long, and this one is ridiculously long as it is with 113 entries. Why 113? Because I had to stop somewhere.

    Have I left off your favorite? Please hat tip them in the comments.

    I have tried to attribute the entries, but some had several people who were the same or close. If I’ve forgotten to attribute something to you, drop me an email at akmuckraker(at)yahoo(dot)com and I’ll fix it. In a couple rare instances, I took the liberty of combining the best of a couple ideas into a hybrid entry.

    I did not use entries that were already used in Mudflats post titles, like The Audacity of Hype and The Lyin’ The Witch and the Wardrobe.

    So choose your top 10. Then you’ll understand a small taste of the torture I just went through. Narrowing these down is not easy.

    (gives you a snappy salute) Good luck. The poll will be open until midnight Saturday. So, email your friends if they want to get in on the fun. I’ll announce the winners Sunday.

    What Would You Name Sarah Palin's Book?

    * God is My Ghostwriter [woodstove]
    * Madame Bloviating [GA Peach aka Lance the Boil]
    * Grifters R Us [honestyinGov]
    * Das Krapital [husky]
    * Politics for Dummies [Melody] and [Ryan H]
    * Don't Know Much About Geography - The Sarah Palin Story [True Dem]
    * And I Would Have Gotten Away With it if it Wasn't for These Darn Bloggers! [Daniel M]
    * Hate, and the Hating Haters Who Hate Me [blooper]
    * Pulp Diction [seattlefan]
    * Into Thin Air - Clearing Your Administration of Pesky Whistleblowers and Incriminating E-mails [va soccer mom]
    * Everyone (but me) Poops [yardwork]
    * Griftus Interruptus (I’ll Do it Till the Court Tells Me to Stop) [Rob in Ca]
    * Winkin' Blinkin' and Todd [GA Peach
    * I Can Do Whatever I Want Until the Courts Tell Me I Can’t - Including Also This Book [kettletop]
    * Palin Place [Jim Sutton]
    * If You Can Read This Title You’re Too Smart For This Book [blooper]
    * In What Respect, God? [Paula]
    * Carpe per Diem [Rob]
    * Also, Too Sprach Sarahthustra [Freakout in Kansas]
    * My Children are Off Limits, or, a Personal Journey Through the Lives of my Children [MimiC]
    * Baked Alaskan and Other Recipes for Disaster [John]
    * Palinocchio; The Sometimes True Store of a Religious Puppet Who Turns Maver-icky [WakeUpAmerica]
    * SO THERE, Katie. [Martha]
    * Nonsense and Nonsensibility [dee]
    * As if I Really Wrote This [kimosabe]
    * How Does It Feel Now That Your Wallet Is $29.99 Lighter, Suckas! [blooper]
    * Ethics R 4 Dummies [windpond]
    * True Confessions of a Pathological Liar — the Palin Story [Merida, Venezuela]
    * Sarah Palin: Fighting the Gotcha Media One Press Release at a Time (and Also Too, 1,000 Ways Cookies Can Save a Village) [Slappy OC]
    * GOTCHA!!! [K8KZ] and [Jim Hall]
    * Mental Torture [moseyon]
    * Lord of the Lies [drdubsky]
    * OK, I Wrote the Book, Now Gimme the Crown [OzMud]
    * Wham, Bam, Thank You Alaska [blooper]
    * The Devil Wears Red Naughty Monkey Shoes [lisabeth]
    * It's My Story and I'm Stickin' To It [Canadian Neighbour]
    * How to Employ Friends and Irritate People [sapient a. ohm]
    * I Am The Cookie Monster [rebekkah]
    * I May Get Busted, But I Ain't Flat Broke [London Bridges]
    * Moose Stew for the Ethically Challenged Soul [whiskeyotter]
    * On a Clear Day, I Can See Juneau [GA Peach]
    * Winkin', Not Blinkin', and Todd [Grover]
    * “Tfpoiejwoaisf niot siovut hioeshfg” [Global Village]
    * Alaska, You Just Got Punked [autstintx]
    * Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Me [Dr. Patois]
    * Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder [wearyvoter]
    * I Narcissus: How I Bamboozled, Bullied and BSed My Way to Fame…And I Ain’t Done Yet! [Caprityme]
    * Who Moved My Vice Presidency? [whiskeyotter]
    * It Takes a Village Idiot [Dame]
    * Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Sarah Palin [Big Pete]
    * If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again! [Mona Lisa in CT]
    * How to Win Fools and Influence Sheeple [UK Lady]
    * Dude, Where's My Clothes? [cooky]
    * Keeping Up With the Johnstons [luckycharms]
    * No Returns, No Refunds [Doggonit]
    * The Silence of the Turkeys [empish]
    * Beyond the Palin [London Bridges]
    * Moby Hick [Keri Stevens]
    * Blizzard of Words [Memphis, NY]
    * I Meant to Do That; Sarah's Big Adventure [Jen in Japan]
    * BFF: Me, Myself and I [Colorado Almost Native]
    * Mooselini: Fascism in the Last Frontier [the problem child]
    * Lyin’ In Winter (And Spring. And Fall. And Summer. Also.) [BJA]
    * How To Succeed Without Ever Accomplishing Anything. [PepperzMom]
    * All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governing [Crabby Patty]
    * All My Wisdom, A Leaflet by Sarah Palin [Blanche Madison]
    * Idaho to Alaska ~ How I went from Spud to Dud [Tina in Tennessee]
    * Magical Thinking: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governance and Abstinence [mudflats fan]
    * Charge of the Slight Brigade: How the Bloggers Hurt My Feelings [Lee 323]
    * WWJSOACLT? or….Who Would Jesus Screw Over and Compulsively Lie To? [Sourdough Mullet Hussein Palin]
    * Mommy Weirdest [lynnrockets]
    * Winkin’, Slinkin’ and Todd [far from Fenway fan]
    * I Could Have Been the Decider, there also. [ENOUGHwiththetrainwreck]
    * I Ran for Vice President, and All I Got Was This Lousy Book Deal [Donna in Michigan] and [PepperzMom]
    * If You Can't Win....Cash In! [Cynamen Writer]
    * Burn After Reading [@anadventurer]
    * Burn BEFORE Reading [Donna in Michigan]
    * My Bridge and Words to Nowhere (Laurie NC)
    * I Have Agreed to a Collaborator, but Every Word is My Own [Moose Pucky]
    * Lions and Tigers, and Bears, Oh My! Where's My Gun? [prisonernumber6]
    * All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go [More-A-Les]
    * Blathering Heights [Karen Suriano]
    * Milking the System (Because We Like Cows) [pearl 89] and [AKM]
    * Just Say No! How Abstinence Worked for Me and My Family [Duck Driver]
    * MoreOn Palin [brettapplebaum]
    * Over My Dead Body, and Other Motherly Advice [tealwomin]
    * Which Lipstick Would Jesus Use? [Professor Geezer]
    * "Also" and the sequel "Also Too" [Dr. Chill]
    * An Inconvenient Goof [Alaska Disasta]
    * Palindrone [IB Wilde]
    * Pale In Comparison - Pageant Walkin' to the White House [Professor Geezer]
    * Whining for Dollars [Elsie]
    * Moose Nuggets for the Moonlighting Soul [Geneva FreeSpeech]
    * God Called I Answered: Whoops I Got Punked It Was Those Canadians, Again [aha]
    * “Liars, and Bloggers and Bears Oh My” [zyggy]
    * Drilling, Killing, and other Progress [sjk from the belly of the plane]
    * Jesus Loves You...But He Loves Me Best [curioser]
    * A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning [Recycled by North of the Range]
    * An Idaho Spud in King Salmon's Court [Alaska Disasta]
    * I Was for You Before I Was Against You [WaCaGal]
    * Mavwreck [Bea]
    * Good Night Loon [Blue Idaho]
    * Sarah Potter & The Order of the Phonics [problemchild, 0whole1, AKM hybrid]
    * Does this Campaign Make My Ass Look Big? [0whole1]
    * Verbage [Evelyn]
    * Lipstick on a Dipstick [Obamanos]
    * Fertilla in Wasilla [Irish Girl]
    * Life's a Bridge, and then We Lie [Moose Pucky]
    * Alienation Nation: My Special Role in Growing the Democratic Party [lynn (MA) hussein]
    * Pulp Friction: A Tale of Whoa in the Last Frontier [AK Aurora]
    * Northern Overexposure [lilybart]
    * The Audacity of Me [The Right Reverend]
    * Sarah Vain and Simple [Cathy in Texas]
    The Mudflats » Sarah Palin’s Book Title - Time to Vote!

    Go to the link to vote! Myself, I like "Mooselini: Fascism in the Last Frontier" and "Silence of the Turkeys".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    'Lyin, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'
    Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    'Lyin, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'

    ding ding ding ding ding, we have a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    'Lyin, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'
    I was going to say that..
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    "OK, I Wrote the Book, Now Gimme the Crown" and "Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Sarah Palin" I also like, too.

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    The Audacity of Me
    I like this one too.

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    "The Book I Won't Read"

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