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    Default A Faux News article upset over 'teabagging' references

    Mainstream Media Sneers at Tea Party Protests

    Thursday, April 16, 2009
    By Greg Gutfeld

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    If there's one thing we learned from Wednesday's tea parties, it's how Anderson Cooper spends his nights off. Here he is with talking thumb, David Gergen:
    (CNN VIDEO CLIP)
    DAVID GERGEN, FORMER PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER: The trust level in the president on economic issues is extremely high and everybody else in the administration is well below him. But the Republicans a little below that.
    So Republicans have got a way... they still haven't found their voice, Anderson. This happens to a minority party after it's lost a couple of bad elections. But they're searching for their voice.
    ANDERSON COOPER: It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging.
    (END VIDEO CLIP)
    "It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging."
    So true.
    Now, if you're too old, or too high, to get it, here's the joke: The lefty media are goofing on the tea parties by calling it tea-bagging, a phrase used to describe an act of oral sex performed by a man either on another man, woman or in Alec Baldwin's case a cheeseburger.

    And so you have Cooper's joke, which he stole from David Shuster, who apparently has never met a joke he hasn't beaten to death like a hunter on a harp seal:
    (BEGIN MSNBC VIDEO CLIP)
    DAVID SHUSTER, HOST: It's going to be tea-bagging day for the right-wing and they're going nuts for it. Thousands of them whipped out the festivities early this past weekend and, while the parties are officially toothless, the tea-baggers are full-throated about their goals. They want to give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending-spending they did not oppose when they were under presidents Bush and Reagan.
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    We can only speculate why widespread tea-bagging made Cavuto think of the Million Man March, unless he got them confused with Dick Armey. And in Cavuto's defense, if you are planning simultaneous tea-bagging all around the country, you're going to need a Dick Armey.


    (END VIDEO CLIP)
    Shuster's like an 8-year-old boy who can't stop sniffing his fingers.
    I'm mean, I always thought I was the king of obvious jokes, but I lost that crown because the real obvious joke is Shuster.
    So why is it that the mainstream media finds it so easy to sneer at these protestors, when you've never seen them do it to the bug-infested buffoons protesting environmental ills or the WTO?
    Well, first: These protests involve people they've never actually met. These are average folks, not professional sign carriers. Most of them work for a living and keep their marching for parades.
    Also, the media abhors these people because they question their Messiah's mission. These protestors know wealth distribution when they see it and they're calling it out because the media cannot bring themselves to do it for them. See, if you learned anything from high school, you never make fun of Mr. Popular.
    Lastly, the media hates it when they can't control the story. These tea parties were hard to figure and impossible to spin. So, why not make fun of them? Why not make ball jokes?
    But hey, who am I to judge, Anderson? Whatever gets you off, when nothing else will.
    And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.
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    And now I need to Lysol my eyeballs and fingers for even viewing and clicking on a Faux news website.

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    Lastly, the media hates it when they can't control the story. These tea parties were hard to figure and impossible to spin.
    uH, they're hard to figure because they make no fucking sense and they don't need to be spun because the retardation is on full display anyhow.
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    But hey, who am I to judge, Anderson? Whatever gets you off, when nothing else will.

    Am thinking this guy has a little crush on Anderson and is jellus the silver fox didn't interview him. Who can blame him? Cooper is a hot piece.

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    Translation..."We're so out of touch that we don't get the joke until it's been pounded into our heads, but since we were the morons who put it out there in the first place, all we have left (errrr - other right) is bigger and whinier tantrums."

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    lol they're like the lame kid at school who never gets the joke, and then cries about it.
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    calling it tea-bagging, a phrase used to describe an act of oral sex performed by a man either on another man, woman or — in Alec Baldwin's case — a cheeseburger.
    The guy still doesn't know what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    The guy still doesn't know what it is.
    he just knows it's diiiiirrrrrrty

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    Funny, www.conservapedia.com doesn't seem to have an entry for teabagging
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    Funny, www.conservapedia.com doesn't seem to have an entry for teabagging
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    lol they're like the lame kid at school who never gets the joke, and then cries about it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    lol they're like the lame kid at school who never gets the joke, and then cries about it.

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    If the Republicans are upset about the 'teabagging' references then they should've come up with a different name for their hate rallies...I mean protests against taxes.

    If there's one thing we learned from Wednesday's tea parties, it's how Anderson Cooper spends his nights off.




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    Anyone see The Daily Show last night? Absolutely hysterical...

    Fox News is now the hippy news with all the irrational protests.

    CNN is now Fox News screaming at people they are trying to interview.

    MSNBC just makes scrotum innuendo jokes which makes them The Daily Show.

    So, poor Jon has nothing to do anymore.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...e-tax-protests

    (I think this is the right link)

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    ^^I caught the end of that segment on the Daily Show last night. Thanks for getting the link. 'CNN has become an even more dickish Fox News.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Anyone see The Daily Show last night? Absolutely hysterical...

    Fox News is now the hippy news with all the irrational protests.

    CNN is now Fox News screaming at people they are trying to interview.

    MSNBC just makes scrotum innuendo jokes which makes them The Daily Show.

    So, poor Jon has nothing to do anymore.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...e-tax-protests

    (I think this is the right link)
    I was crying from laughter. HIPPIES!

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