They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
His show is just get dressed, go to the club, drink, bring a bitch home, will he fuck her? maybe so!, bye bitch see you never, lather rinse repeat. Every episode has been the same.
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Read more: Jersey Shore's Pauly D Debuts Beefed-Up Look - UsMagazine.comJersey Shore's Pauly D Debuts Beefed-Up Look
Celebrity Body
April 26, 2012 AT 2:15PM
By Beth Anne Macaluso
Pauly D on December 31, 2011 and April 22, 2012.
Credit: Ethan Miller/Getty Images; DJDM/WENN.com
Looks like Pauly D may have upset the delicate GTL balance.
During an appearance at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas this past weekend, the Jersey Shore star (real name: Paul DelVecchio) stepped out looking noticeably bigger.
A source close to the DJ tells Us Weekly DelVecchio, 31, has put on some weight recently--but only because he's been logging extra hours at the gym.
"He's gained 20 pounds of muscle," the insider shares. "He is [exercising] nonstop . . .three times a day sometimes."
Between his ramped-up workouts and his DJ gigs, DelVecchio has plenty to keep him busy these days. The Rhode Island native is also currently appearing in a Jersey Shore spinoff--The Pauly D Project--with his close friends Ryan Labbe, Gerard "Big Gerry" Gialanella, Jason "J-Rock" Craig and Michael "DJ Biggie" Morgan.
"The whole world, they know me from Jersey Shore. They know I can party in Jersey with some strangers that become my friends, but now with my show, you get to see where I came from, you get to meet my family, my friends, and see what it's like on a daily basis being a touring DJ," DelVecchio told Us last month about how his new series compares to the show that launched him to stardom.
Added his pal Craig, "It's kind of like the pros. . . Seaside's like Little League."
A double chin doesn't usually come with 20 lbs of muscle, but whatever he says, I guess.
blurgh. no like.
It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many
Well its about time. Now that I think of it they dont seem to do much of the G in GTL. Im glad to see hes working out.
Whats up with the double chin though?
Read more: See Jersey Shore Star Deena Cortese's Mugshot - UsMagazine.comSee Jersey Shore Star Deena Cortese's Mugshot
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June 15, 2012 AT 5:51PM
By UsWeekly Staff
Deena Cortese in a police booking photo June 10, 2012 in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.
Credit: Seaside Heights Police Department via Getty Images
Meatball problems!
Jersey Shore's Deena Cortese was arrested on June 10 for public intoxication, and based on her mugshot, the incident was clearly nothing to smile over.
While making her rounds on the Seaside Heights boardwalk (where she and her seven housemates are filming the latest season of their rambunctious MTV reality show) police officers noticed Cortese looking "a little intoxicated" -- even gesturing oddly at cars passing by.
"Nothing major, but we can't put up with it," police chief Tommy Boyd told NBC 4 New York.
After being booked by Seaside Heights police and served with a summons and released, with no bail required, the 25-year-old was seen being escorted out of jail by her parents later that afternoon.
Meanwhile, Cortese's housemates Jenni "Jwoww" Farley, Pauly Delvecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who were involved in a "massive bar brawl" on June 8.
A source told Us Weekly of the ordeal: "These drunk guys saw the cameras and started taunting the girls. Then, they started bothering Ronnie, Vinny [Guadagnino], The Sitch, and Pauly."
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
Theyre always publicly intoxicated! What makes this time any different?
And why was The Situation is a bar brawl in June? What was he doing in a bar to begin with? Isnt he fresh out of rehab?
Jersey Shore Canceled After Six Seasons - Jersey Shore, TV News, Jenni Farley, Nicole Polizzi, Pauly DelVecchio : People.comJersey Shore Canceled After Six Seasons
By Dahvi Shira
08/30/2012 at 01:35 PM EDT
The cast of Jersey Shore
Courtesy MTV
It's the end of the first-pumping era.
Almost three years after the world was introduced to Guidos and grenades, MTV will air the premiere of Jersey Shore's final season on Oct. 4 at 10 p.m. ET, the network announced in a statement on Thursday.
On Sept. 6, the network will air a special called Gym, Tan, Look Back, airing at 6 p.m. ET, where the cast will reflect on prior seasons and a sneak peak will be shown of what's to come in the final one.
Although the reality show is MTV's highest rated series in its history, once the program's biggest star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, 24, got pregnant, a rep for the network said they were unsure about even a sixth season.
But this isn't the end of the TV road for all of the cast mates. Polizzi – who gave birth to son Lorenzo on Sunday – and her Shore bestie, Jennifer "JWoww" Farley's spinoff Snooki & JWOWW has been picked up for a second season, while Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio's The Pauly D Project still awaits its season two fate.
The Shore gang's final season takes place in Seaside Heights, N.J., where it all began.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
So preggo Snooki killed the show eh? Funny since, IIRC, awhile ago MTV was trying to get one of the girls to get pregnant.
i liked the show. i knew it would be dumped when snooki got knocked up, and Mike was supposedly sober. I liked the drunken fun. oh well
It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many
Don't worry, some new, shitty, drunken, slutty bullshit will take it's place... and I WILL watch!
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