What, no Jersey Shore comments?

**Palermo** · August 11th, 2011, 11:52 PM

Sounds like this show is becoming very predictable

**DAP** · August 12th, 2011, 12:19 AM

A typical Jersey Shore episode = hitting the club, sex, going out on the town, GTL, and a little sprinkle of lame drama

**Palermo** · August 12th, 2011, 05:09 PM

Did someone say this is the last season for this show? It really is just the same episode, played over and over and over. I think it could have been interesting if they were seen going sightseeing, something besides being falling down drunk

**msdeb** · August 12th, 2011, 06:05 PM

predictable yes. But, i still love watching it. It cracks me up. However, JWoww seriously looks like shit.

**Palermo** · August 12th, 2011, 09:09 PM

I said the same thing, she is too thin, it really aged her

**NVash** · August 13th, 2011, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Palermo

Did someone say this is the last season for this show? It really is just the same episode, played over and over and over. I think it could have been interesting if they were seen going sightseeing, something besides being falling down drunk

Second to last I think. IIRC theyre currently filming the last if it isnt already done but Im sure the series is ending soon. However there was talk of a spin off so Im not getting my hopes up.

**Palermo** · August 13th, 2011, 10:51 AM

oh that's right, heard Snooki and JWoww are going to have their own show? yuck

I don't know if it's a phase, but I'm kind of getting over all these reality shows finally.

**DAP** · August 13th, 2011, 11:01 AM

I think Pauly and Mike were getting a spinoff too.

**nancydrew** · August 13th, 2011, 11:04 AM

Mike looks like a fat sack of shit, and I hate that Deena is all hung up on Pauly. Not a good look.

**NVash** · August 13th, 2011, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Palermo

oh that's right, heard Snooki and JWoww are going to have their own show? yuck

I don't know if it's a phase, but I'm kind of getting over all these reality shows finally.

My main problem with these spin offs is that, honestly, what are they going to do? Its probably going to be 'Jersey Shore' minus the guys. Nothing new here folks, keep on channel surfing. These people need to just go away already. All of them.

Though, I would consider watching them do something like 'The Simple Life: Interns' or even 'New York Gets A Job'. Id watch them try and hold a job like regular people. That should provide an entertaining season but afterwards, nope.

**msdeb** · August 13th, 2011, 01:44 PM

Snooki will be going on Dancing With The Stars. LOL, that ought to be fun.

**NVash** · August 13th, 2011, 01:46 PM

She cant be any worse than Bristol right?

**msdeb** · August 13th, 2011, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by NVash

She cant be any worse than Bristol right?

Bristol wasn't that bad, really. I'm hoping she's not worse than Mike aka Sitch

**Palermo** · August 13th, 2011, 03:45 PM

oh noooo; I predict all the spinoffs are going to fail

**NVash** · August 13th, 2011, 04:09 PM

^ Predict or hope?

Snooki who? The Situation puts his unrequited love for housemate behind him in Las Vegas with bevy of beauties

By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 8:10 PM on 13th August 2011

Season four of the torpid Jersey Shore is only two episodes in, and already we know that Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino is struggling with his feelings for Snooki.
The 30-year-old mooned over the pocket rocket and ignored the delights of Florence in Italy to gym, tan and do his laundry.
But his ardour remained unrequited, as Snooki's heart belongs to boyfriend Jianni.
However, the footage we're seeing was filmed weeks ago, so it's heartening to see that The Sitch has got his mojo back.

Fan-tastic: The Situation greets his people at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas last night

The Jersey Shore stalwart is enjoying a mini tour of Vegas, where he is making appearance after appearance to appease his baying fans.
And he isn't wanting for female attention on his rounds, in fact, the self-confessed womaniser has women falling at his feet.
Not a bad way to get over being spurned.

Last night he was the jewel in the crown at the Gallery party at the Hard Rock Casino, and later he partied with his sister - who was celebrating her birthday - at the Paris Hotel.
The guido appeared to be in his element as he cheerfully saluted his fans, who were in raptures at his very presence.

All the ladies: The Situation is bombarded with female attention inside the club

Kiss: Mike gets passionate with a pretty brunette

If he's harbouring a visceral inner turmoil thinking about Snooki, 23 , parading around New York with Jionni it was hard to tell.
It's amazing when you think of how love-lorn the star once felt.

In this week's episode, he said: 'If Jionni can’t make Snooki happy, then The Situation’s happy to step up to the plate and hit a homer.'

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Revealing his ulterior motive, he told viewers: 'If Jionni can't make Snooki happy then I'm more than happy to step up to the plate.'

But although the two had slept together once before back in the first season, Snooki seemed to be less keen on the idea now.

Nice view: The Situation is distracted during conversation by a shapely beauty

Mobbed: Mike has flocks of girls just begging for a kiss

'I feel like we're very close and you can tell me anything," she said. "You know we're really good friends and that's it. I look out for you and care about you as a friend.'

The notorious womaniser told her: 'It's different with you, you're not just somebody to take home. There's definitely something between me and you.

'We're very, very close. We've hooked up before and you know I care for you more than a friend and I respect you have a boyfriend.

'But I've grown to love your personality and love you as a person.

'I think there's a little something there but if you don't think so, then you don't think so.'

No dice: The Situation tries to convince Snooki he's the man for her, and fails

Source:Snooki who? The Situation puts his unrequited love for housemate behind him in Las Vegas with bevy of beauties | Mail Online

Oh no! They didnt work out? What a travesty! They dont even look right together, that was probably drummed up for ratings.

'Is Montana a state?' Jersey Shore's Snooki is clueless

By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 11:53 PM on 12th August 2011

If you asked her for directions to the nearest bar, Jersey Shore's Snooki would no doubt point you in the right direction.
But that is possibly the extent of the reality star's geography skills.
The 23-year-old made an embarrassing admission while speaking to a Montana radio station today - she had no clue where the state was.

Intellectual look: Snooki donned a pair of black thick-rimmed glasses yesterday - but she is clearly far from studios and doesn't even no where Montana is

Speaking to HOT 101.9 this morning, the MTV personality was asked if she had ever paid a visit to the western U.S. state.

'Where is Montana?' the New Yorker asked.

She was then heard asking someone in the background: 'Is that a state?'
Snooki finally deciphered that she hadn't been there before, before comically adding 'You never know where I might turn up next'.

Hold my hand: Seen with boyfriend Jionni Lavalle, who she has been dating for several months

Meanwhile, the the TV favourite is now setting her sights on a movie career.

She recently filmed a cameo in the upcoming flick The Three Stooges with her castmates - which has apparently stirred her interest in making a move to the big screen.
She told the Daily News: 'I did The Three Stooges and that was when I was like "Dude! I love this!"
'I definitely wanna do, like, comedy or something.'
But she admitted: 'Being in front of the cameras on reality is totally different than actually filming a movie.
'But you know, we're used to being in front of the camera, and I'm not scared to make a fool of myself.'
It also emerged today that Snooki is set to be a contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

Source: Jersey Shore's Snooki reveals poor georgraphy skills after asking: 'Is Montana a state?' | Mail Online

Is it wrong that when I saw this I thought she tried to pull a Jessica Simpson? Everyone remembers that incident where she was offered buffalo wings and said she didnt eat red meat right? Or the time she asked if Chicken Of The Sea was real chicken?

Baby one more time! Britney lapdances Jersey Shore's Pauly D live on stage - days after doing same for boyfriend Jason

By Jody Thompson

Last updated at 1:01 PM on 12th August 2011

She's finally got back her mojo after the trials and tribulations following her 2008 breakdown - and Britney Spears proved she was back to her sexy best on stage in Montreal last night.

The 29-year-old Womanizer star was playing the show as part of her Femme Fatale tour - and dragged up Jersey Shore star Pauly D, onstage to give the shocked star a lap dance.

As if his hair wasn't standing up on end enough already, Britney then put on a sizzling display while wearing a black basque with red trim and black heeled boots.
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Saucy: Jersey Shore star Pauly D was surprised to be called out of the audience and get a lap dance from Britney Spears at her Montreal show last night

You're blushing: Pauly posted up this pic of his starring moment on his Twitter last night

On song: The star did the dance while singing her song Leather And Lace from her album Circus

Pauly, 31, who was DJing before and after the show last night, was beckoned up onto the stage by the star as she sang the steamy Leather And Lace from her Circus album.

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While blushing profusely, he was handcuffed to a pole on the back of a pink Mini car while various scantily clad ladies writhed around him.

Eventually, Britney climbed up onto the bonnet of the car with the help of a couple of male dancers, and stars lap dancing a frankly rather frightened-looking but clearly amused Pauly.

Staying put: After being handcuffed to the pole on the back of a pink Mini, Britney's backing dancers writhed around him

Special attention: Pauly was DJing before and after the Canadian show

Fringe benefits: The Womanizer singer approached Pauly with a pink feather boa

As if his hair wasn't standing on end enough already, Britney then put on a sizzling display while wearing a black basque with red trim and black heeled boots.

After seductively draping a pink feather boa around Pauly D's neck, she then began sashaying and grinding around him.

At one point, one of her dancers actually picked her up so that she could wrap her legs around a startled Pauly's neck.

Pauly couldn't quite believe his luck, and Tweeted afterwards along with a photo: '“Wow Got On Stage With @britneySpears And She Gave Me A Lap Dance !!!!! #DJPaulyDSwagg'

Britney clearly had fun at the show, writing on her Twitter earlier today: 'I heart Montreal.'

Hair raising: The heavily-gelled reality TV star found the whole thing a hoot

Get a grip: At one point, Britney was hoisted into the air by one of her dancer to wrap her legs around Pauly's neck

Star attraction: Britney continued bumping and grinding around the grinning Pauly

The lapdance is a feature of the mother-of-two's Femme Fatale show, and has plucked various lucky fans out of the crowd for her special treatment before it was the young guido's turn.

Her boyfriend, her former agent Jason Trawick was brought up on stage for Britney's special sexy show at her New York show earlier this month.

Nicki Minaj, who has been the main support on Britney's tour last night wrote: 'Montreal u were everythingggg tonite!!!!! Thank u sooooo much for the love! Mmmuuuuaaahhhhh!!!! #TOURLIFE'

Meanwhile, it's being alleged that Britney has been banned from owning a mobile phone for fear it could get her back in trouble again.

Lucky man: Britney lapdanced her boyfriend Jason Trawick at the New York Nassau Colisieum earlier this month

The rule is said to be one of a number of conditions placed on the singer by her people in a bid to avoid a repeat of past meltdowns.

A source told today's Sun newspaper: 'Britney's inner-circle keep a close eye on her to ensure she keeps herself together.

'One of the rules is she gave up her cell phone. That helps them keep her under control.'

The Toxic singer admitted in March that she no longer has her own mobile.

She is under a legal conservatorship which gave her dad Jamie control of her affairs following her 2008 breakdown.

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Source: Britney Spears lapdances Jersey Shore's Pauly D on stage after doing same for Jason Trawick | Mail Online

I hate to see Britney reduced to this.

So it looks like these silly kids arent going anywhere for the time being, sadly.