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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    too boring for kids and adults in my opinion. i can appreciate the effort by all involved but there was no magic to this story and the pacing was just off somehow.

    how does everyone else who's seen it feel?

    It was a waste of the 3D format. On IMax it just looked blurred.
    It was just OK, not Avatar OK either.

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    The first 20 minutes were so boring I found myself fiddling with a magazine.

    The rest was CG overkill. No charm, no magic, just a cartoony computer graphics yawnfest.

    Boring. And who was that bitch screeching that song over the credits? Was that Avil Lavigne or something? Whoever it was needed to lay off the autotuner and learn how to fucking sing.
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    I havent seen it yet but it is true, Avril Lavigne made a song for this movie. Nice way to have her plucked out of obscurity, just when I was wondering what in the World happened to her.

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    God, she was so offkey you could hear the autotuner force-correcting it
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    i literally almost fell asleep 3 times and i've never done that in a movie that i can remember. really 3 times i put my head down to nod off! sad

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    I felt like I was tripping the whole time, but I liked it! All the different characters were cool to me, especially the bloodhound! Loved Alan Rickman as the caterpillar too! Anne Hathaway royally sucked, I wanted to chop her arms off!

    Although all the previews were 3D movies, I hope this isn't a sign of things to come.
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    I love Johnny but have no desire to see this.

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    I was surprised cops didn't bust into the theater and raid the place. Do you know just how many stoners came out for this movie!?

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    I loved it. Thought I might be angry that it was fucking with the real Alice story, but I thoroughly enjoyed it all. The girl who played Alice had mesmerizing hair. Helena was great and Johnny was romantic in a crazy way.

    I usually hate CG stuff, but this was super.

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    I liked it up until that ridiculous dance. I was sitting there, watching this ill placed and pace-breaking scene thinking... WTF?

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    The dance was stupid, but it didn't last long, so I'm leaving that out the the equation.

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    I was disappointed with Depp's character. Thought he could've done more. The Queen (Bonham Carter) was the best in the movie.

    It was good, but it wasn't. The 3D effects were cool, and the story was somewhat interesting, but so many boring parts too.

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    ^Agree with all that Dita said above.

    Oh and Anne Hathway was TERRIBLE.

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    it's made 430 million so far..... amazing

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    I saw it in 3D Imax and I literally at one point just took the glasses off, because any time the camera wasn't just focused in, completely still, on one subject, everything was so blurred I could barely tell what I was supposed to be looking at. I was wondering if it was a problem with my eyes, but the two friends I went with experienced the same thing.

    Anne Hathaway's character was pointless. I also didn't understand the part where the Mad Hatter randomly breaks out with a hip hop dance. Wonderland wasn't wondrous enough or breathtaking enough for me.

    Overall, I would give it a rating of 6/10. Not BAD, but not something I'd necessarily recommend.

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