Teen Mom

[gas_chick]

Have we ever heard why Farrah constantly calls her dad Michael?
And while her mother is overbearing and questions everything she does, her dad is pretty damn easy going and she rips him to shreds in every conversation. She does need a good ass beating.

Farrah might wanna Google Puppy Mills,THAT is what pisses me off the most about her.

In ever scene with Amber at rehab or whatever the hell that is, she can barely function or form a sentence. Most scenes, I'm waiting for her to nod off.

The PR explanation for why she calls him Michael is because he is her sister's stepfather and that is what she calls him and Farrah just got used to doing that. The real explantion is probably more like Farrah doesn't have any respect for anyone.

Butch-he's not a drinker but coke and marajuana those are his drugs. Love him!

Maci is trying to show of trashtastic tats. I'm ready for the scenes of her and Kyle breaking up. Oh and Ryan's new girlfriend the spelling of her name makes me mental.

Amber is a lost cause man. I'm ready for her big meltdown. Wonder if Dr. Drew will interview her from prison after the season is over.

[nancydrew]

Farrah and her sister are two of the ugliest, most condescending egotistical twats I have ever had this displeasure to lay my goddamn eyes on.

[Seapharris7]

Farrah's sister looks JUST like the mom... it's frightening.

And the mother... do they have her doped up on drugs or something? Or she's just insanely detached from life? She seemed so disconnected, even when the sister was screaming at her in the restaurant.

[NVash]

Tuesday, August 7th 2012
For Why?!?



I just gave birth to a trio of fuckyous for the three of you hateful bitches who sent this to me and then I gave birth to a fuckme for pressing play on this musical abortion of a song even though I knew it would be the worst thing that happened to my ears.

Since I only fill my head with television programs of the highest cultural quality (examples: Bad Girls Club Mexico and Hollywood Exes), I don't watch Teen Mom at all. So I don't know if Farrah Abraham is the one who turned her baby's bottle into a meth pipe or if she's the one who got her baby's water wings surgically shoved into her chest. I don't know, but now I do know Farrah Abraham as the tone deaf trick who's responsible for making ears barf out buckets of blood.

I know I exaggerate about everything, but I'm not exaggerating about this. It's like Farrah was taking a bath in battery acid when somebody threw a plugged-in synthesizer into the tub and recorded her electrocuted screams. If you took a scratched Crystal Castles CD, put it into a factory-defected Discman, pressed play and then tossed it into a garbage disposal, it would sound like this song. It really is like an auto-tuned massacre.

Recently, I made the biggest mistake of my life (next to listening to this) by getting Zoom whitening. If you've never gotten Zoom, don't do it. Just rinse your mouth with Clorox like a sane person. During the 12 hours after I got that teeth torture treatment, it felt like my teeth were strapped to tiny electrical chairs. Out of nowhere, I'd get these "zings" that felt a million times worse than chewing on a ball of foil. You'd hear Farrah's song if you held a stethoscope up to one of my teeth as it ZINGED out. What I'm trying to say is I'd rather get Zoom whitening on my ass lips than listen to this piece of shit song again.
I totally sold this song to you, right? Enjoy!

via InTouch

Posted by: Michael K

Source: For Why?!? | Dlisted

Music at the link.

[gas_chick]

No way I'm clicking that shit.

[NVash]

Im still trying to figure out why she has a book and a CD coming out.

[BoogsBun]

Im still trying to figure out why she has a book and a CD coming out.

This is their last season, she has to milk it, til the tit runs dry.

[NVash]

Wait. Does that mean no more '16 & Pregnant' as well?

[BoogsBun]

This is the last season of this Teen Mom. I don't know if they are keeping Teen Mom 2, making Teen Mom 3.

[LynnieD]

No way, fuck that. Have fun crashing and burning baby.

[Seapharris7]

That was beyond awful... you cant even understand what she's saying AT ALL. I seriously tried to make one word out in a minute - nothing.

[nancydrew]

Gary was being a complete Dick to Amber, you almost got to see why she flips so quickly on his fat ass. Anyone else notice when she left the house crying, the camera focused on the "Speed Bump Ahead" sign? That shit was not lost on me, lol.

Tyler seems to be going through the motions. He doesn't seem interested, he doesn't seem disinterested. Just there.

The other two, bore yawn orange big nose annoy. Bout it.

[MontanaMama]

I had to leave the room during Farrah's desperate scenes. That was the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time.

I wasn't paying a ton of attention to during Amber's scenes, but I thought she originally said she wanted the child and then when she got on the phone with Gary, it was that she wanted Leah the day before. She's a pathetic mess. But it was nice to see the landlord that put her ass in jail.

[gas_chick]

I gotta admit I'm gonna be sad to see this version go even though I want to punch them all in the face repeatedly.

Farrah ran that boy off quick!!!

Maci wants Ryan back so bad she can taste it.

Amber is a mess but Gary needs a good kick in his fat ass.

I'm still sad about Butch and April not being able to work through him putting her head through a wall. I mean it was true love and all.

[LynnieD]

I saw the beginning of last nights episode.....and I noticed the 'speed bump' sign too and laughed.

The absolute worst part of what I saw was Farrah w/her boyfriend and his father and 'bonus mom' or whatever. Was she drunk? Serious question because she made a complete ass of herself. I mean, every single word that came out of her mouth was painful to hear/witness. WTF is wrong w/her???? That was awful.

Can't wait to see what I missed!!!