Teen Mom

**mikesandy** · November 19th, 2010, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

I'm rather of the opinion that I have more respect for someone who understands personal health and responsibility enough to get themselves tested on a regular basis than the people who bury their head in the sand and think "it can't happen to me". I'd run the other way if the person I was entering into a relationship wouldn't get tested though.

Thankfully my religion doesn't say anything of the sort.

It might but because we're all bitter, jellus fatties we'll need to roll it in flour first to see where the wet spot actually is.

I'm booking my flight right now... Hooo yeah!

Its Tom Cruise's #1 Fan.

How would you know whether its all its cracked up to be or not when you've never had it? Wait until you've had lots of great sex and then find yourself having non at all for an extended period of time.

Even if STDs didn't exist teen pregnancy would still be an issue, possibly even a greater one as some guys would stop using condoms completely once the danger of their dick turning green and dropping off was removed. Too many already believe that contraception is the sole responsibility of the female so without the additional worry about knob rot these little romeos are going to be inserting and spurting without a rubber more than ever.

Unless you are suggesting that babies are an STD?

I'm tempted to agree. If he tries to give us statistics about how 72% of all known thetans come flying out of a cooter then we'll know for sure.

So is oral sex on cheap carpets or concrete paving.

Well, this has affected me personally. I can recall that a few years ago, my mom mentioned about the sexual habits of a co-worker who is now fired from his job because of a conflict with weapons and his girlfriend. The guy is now divorced and is in jail. My mother mentioned to me that he had sex with multiple girls often and there was a time when he told her that green stuff was coming out of his penis. I asked him "well hey bro, do you use a condom during sexual activity? He responded that he did. Other movies that I've seen and the reality basically states that you should be abstinent. I'd place more value on academic and athletic achievement over having sex. Of course, some folks on here would call me a fool. Even with a 3.0 GPA, someone else on here would just say "it doesn't matter how smart you are, you are still a fool". I could change a tire on a car, fix a computer, or give a car an oil change, discover a new theory that no one else has about climate change, yet I'm still a fool according to FashionVictim.

**witchcurlgirl** · November 19th, 2010, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by mikesandy

Well, this has affected me personally. I can recall that a few years ago, my mom mentioned about the sexual habits of a co-worker who is now fired from his job because of a conflict with weapons and his girlfriend. The guy is now divorced and is in jail. My mother mentioned to me that he had sex with multiple girls often and there was a time when he told her that green stuff was coming out of his penis. I asked him "well hey bro, do you use a condom during sexual activity? He responded that he did.

I find this quite hard to believe.

*DIVA! · November 19th, 2010, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by mikesandy

My mother mentioned to me that he had sex with multiple girls often and there was a time when he told her that green stuff was coming out of his penis. I asked him "well hey bro, do you use a condom during sexual activity? He responded that he did.

Green shit coming out of a penis is textbook health...notbelievingya! And like some grown man would entertain some infantile teenager!

**VenusInFauxFurs** · November 19th, 2010, 08:34 AM

toxic dick sludge. Your mom sounds like a whore.

**gas_chick** · November 19th, 2010, 08:38 AM

Can't believe this is still on going and I'll echo LynnieD are you blind MikeSandyvag? It is in the Television/Movie category so no shit we were talking about the MTV show.

**mikesandy** · November 19th, 2010, 10:26 AM

Well, then. What about Sarah Palin's daughter. She got pregnant during the 2008 political campaign and she's a "teenage mother" now. Maybe one day she could get some airtime on the show. The problem is that it would cause a political uproar. What do you think? See, now I'm directly talking about the show. Also, Diva my story is true. The co-worker was bragging about it. That doesn't make my mom "whorish". Even when I was at the computer at the job site he would ask "hey man are you lookin at porno?" I responded that I wasn't, since that's an illegal act to commit at the workplace.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · November 19th, 2010, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by mikesandy

Well, then. What about Sarah Palin's daughter. She got pregnant during the 2008 political campaign and she's a "teenage mother" now. Maybe one day she could get some airtime on the show. The problem is that it would cause a political uproar. What do you think? See, now I'm directly talking about the show.

Dumbnuts, try making a new thread? k?

**Laxmobster** · November 19th, 2010, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by mikesandy

Well, I can't become homosexual. But at least I know there's at least one female out there, that I'd admire that would be abstinent also.

After reading the last 8 pages of this crap, I'm pretty sure your abstinence IS NOT a choice...

Now back to Teen Mom, the TV Show. I'm glad Amber is getting charged, even though I know she won't do jail time. I read that MTV is going to start filming a new set of Teen Mom's from this most recent batch of 16 and Pregnant girls...

Haha I'm also watching 16 and Pregnant on MTV right now, and this chick Lizzy bought a belly button ring for pregnant women. I didn't even know they made those, LOL.

**mikesandy** · November 19th, 2010, 10:30 AM

Someone else should do the honors. By the way, I predict that Bristol will be on the show eventually. Maybe we'd see Palin on MTV too. She has a show on TLC already.

**NoDayButToday** · November 19th, 2010, 10:32 AM

Stop derailing the thread. You're acting like a child. You made a "mistake" and can't accept you are wrong. This is clearly about the actual television show on MTV, it is in the TV/movies forum. It isn't for whatever scenarios you feel like making up to justify your beliefs or the fake situations you feel would belong on the show.

Find somewhere else to spew your statistics from your idiotic soapbox and take it out of this thread.

**sluce** · November 19th, 2010, 10:53 AM

Son - you've been schooled!

**gas_chick** · November 19th, 2010, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

After reading the last 8 pages of this crap, I'm pretty sure your abstinence IS NOT a choice...

Now back to Teen Mom, the TV Show. I'm glad Amber is getting charged, even though I know she won't do jail time. I read that MTV is going to start filming a new set of Teen Mom's from this most recent batch of 16 and Pregnant girls...

Haha I'm also watching 16 and Pregnant on MTV right now, and this chick Lizzy bought a belly button ring for pregnant women. I didn't even know they made those, LOL.

Does that mean no more of the Teen Moms we have already?

**NoDayButToday** · November 19th, 2010, 11:33 AM

I think I read that they will continue to check in and film with the original girls, so I guess we'll be getting something like update specials every so often.

**gas_chick** · November 19th, 2010, 11:36 AM

So far this season on 16 and Pregnant I'm not really super pumped to see what any of them are doing now but of course there are some we haven't seen yet.

**Lobelia** · November 19th, 2010, 11:42 AM

Wtf happened in this thread yesterday??? Why would a 19 year old male spend so much time preaching abstinence, and in a thread about a tv show???

Sounds like his mom has done a really good job scaring him about sex. She's probably been telling him spooky vagina stories at bedtime his whole life. Oh and I hate to break this news, but she made up the story about the co-worker with toxic dick sludge just for reinforcement.

Anyway, I didn't click any of the Sex Is Bad links, but I did watch the video of Farrah in the verizon store. Couldn't hear a word but she marched out kinda quick. Hard to say really, because I had to watch the video sideways. I'm not a teen mom, but it's a shame someone wasn't filming me last night as I exchanged some choice words with a wal-mart greeter on a power trip.