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    I'd rather cream of mushroom soup.
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    Wow you really are a fridgid, std filled woman.
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    Pretty much. Where's my soup?
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    Last edited by mikesandy; November 18th, 2010 at 08:53 PM.

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    methinks you are insane in the membrane.

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    I think you have fear of vagina dentata. Seek help.


    What world do you live in where all pussy is dripping with pus and covered in sores?
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    I told you, I'm not American. Now, wanna make out?
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    Then why does your facebook say you're interested in girls and whatever you can get? When you say shit like this what you get is an STD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Then why does your facebook say you're interested in girls and whatever you can get? When you say shit like this what you get is an STD.
    Sluce you stalker.
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    Well, I can't become homosexual. But at least I know there's at least one female out there, that I'd admire that would be abstinent also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikesandy View Post
    Well, I can't become homosexual. But at least I know there's at least one female out there, that I'd admire that would be abstinent also.

    It's okay, I pretend to be a doctor on the interwebs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikesandy View Post
    Well, I can't become homosexual. But at least I know there's at least one female out there, that I'd admire that would be abstinent also.

    Yes but you'll have to be sure to keep her inflated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Yes but you'll have to be sure to keep her inflated.
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    Yeah, we'd just run a few miles together and party in a downtown bar. It's not like sex is the epicenter of everything, when really the value of it is not all that it's cracked up to be. Maybe if there were genetic differences with us humans and sex yielded no disease, it wouldn't be a problem. As a result, this MTV show wouldn't have existed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikesandy View Post
    Yeah, we'd just run a few miles together and party in a downtown bar. It's not like sex is the epicenter of everything.
    That's cuz you haven't had it yet. Once you have, hell yeah it is.
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