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    "I think now, when I snorkel if I do ever see a dolphin, I won't hyperventilate and swallow water and drown."
    Do think any reasonable person would jump in and save her ass?
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    Any show that tyra ever does somehow relates back to tyra. Even the show about fat girls came back to tyra. Tyra's biggest fan is tyra and she thinks everyone else feels the same way. Thats why shes a terrible talk show host...she can never show empathy or anything, it always has to come back to her somehow.

    Did you guys ever have one of those friends where you'd tell them a problem, and they'd try and one up you with their own problems? Tyra is that friend.

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    Haggard, you mean like she been there and done that. I almost every goddam thing she talks about is from her AMAZING traumatising supermodel girl next door life.
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    Back to report on today's Tyra show.
    She gave back to the world by giving the dolphin trainer who worked with her on her dolphin phobia a makeover. Tyra thought it was time the dolphin trainer got out of that wetsuit and ponytail.
    Of course no Tyra show can go on without talking about being fierce and foxy.
    There was some poor bitch on there who was whining about being 115 lbs. and she got a makeover out of it.
    I am going to miss Monday's show and I am very upset. It is about eating disorders. Tyra of course saves the anorexics and bulimics of the world.

    Happy weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haggard
    Any show that tyra ever does somehow relates back to tyra. Even the show about fat girls came back to tyra. Tyra's biggest fan is tyra and she thinks everyone else feels the same way. Thats why shes a terrible talk show host...she can never show empathy or anything, it always has to come back to her somehow.

    Did you guys ever have one of those friends where you'd tell them a problem, and they'd try and one up you with their own problems? Tyra is that friend.
    You have hit the nail on the head. That is EXACTLY what bugs me about her.
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    she is so annoying and I can't stop staring at her huge forehead.

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    That's a 5ivehead!
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    lmfao that forehead..I kinda like her....but damn she is a cow..now..well her legs..
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    I was pleased to see she was human too with the weight. Probably as pleased as I was to see Carmen's legs in Fit To Strip dvd! Both kind of chunky.

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    Given that most people's daily contact with dolphins is minimal to say the least, I really can't see any problem even if they DO have a phobia. I have a phobia about, ummmm let's see, alpine mountain goats. Hey! I have a great idea! I will organise my life so I don't have to come face to face with an alpine mountain goat. Sheesh.
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    A*O , no need to continue with this paralyzing fear of Alpine mountain goats!
    Tyra can help you and you will probably get a free mountain goat ride as a prize!

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    "I think now, when I snorkel if I do ever see a dolphin, I won't hyperventilate and swallow water and drown."
    moron. you inhale water and drown

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