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    I think he's admitted to having hair extentions

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    Bret Michaels puts more effort into covering up his scalp than most Rock of Love contestants do with their breasts or crotches. What's a goin' on under that bandanna?
    Last April, Bret said that his hair is "combined of my [natural] hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without [the bandanna] on all the time and they won't film me. They are like, 'Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.' It is my signature thing."
    We did some investigating, and that shit doesn't look like extensions, but a straight-up wig — one that seems to be getting fuller, longer, and waxier as time goes by. Let's take a look at two decades worth of Bret's hair.
    We know what he used to look like back in the day, when all he needed was some hairspray and a pick to get such volume.









    But there has been a clear evolution in wig thickness just over the course of the three seasons of Rock of Love.
    Season 1



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    It's now flowing.






    This is probably the closest thing to his real hair, circa 2001.



    And circa 2004.



    These extensions from 2005 are very realistic.



    But he quickly moved onto this look.



    Which somehow turned into Fergie-with-a-goatee.



    He has attempted to go sans bandanna a few times over the years, but the results are decidedly unfavorable.












    This is our guess at what the true texture and thickness of his natural hair would be.


    Hair Apparent: 20 Years Of Bret Michaels' Hair
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    ^^awesome today's episode was great! who steals dirty socks and hides food and sucked out ketchup packs in their beds? brittaney is certifiable.

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    Could someone please please PLEASE tell me where I could watch this online? I am in Canada so I cannot watch it on the network websites. And the new Bachelor? I would be eternally grateful. Help a sista out? Thanks!

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    Why in the hell was taking the dirty socks? The food in her bed was disgusting.

    What was up with Melissa talking on her cell phone...didn't she realize the other girls would hear her, it seemed like she was talking really loud.
    Fabulous!

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    I'm electing to watch Desperate Housewives instead. Hope to catch this mess later this week

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    I love this $#*!! These crazy bitches are so entertaining. All I can say is Brittanya is hott. Gia was too, I'm shocked she got cut so quick; it would've also been cool to see what Nikki would use to write her vows.

    As far as the old former porn star? MAJOR issues!

    I'm keeping my fingers crossed Brett won't 'find love' for the sake of having this show around a few more seasons.
    I mean, where do they find these chicks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Farrah and Costandinna both have noticeable post-baby tummy flab and Beverly looks current;y preggo.
    Constandinna's tummy is probably attributed to her belly dancing. You'll rarely catch a belly dancer with taught, rock-hard abs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Haha, who was the one who said "I didn't know they made bikinis in size fat fuck?" That had me laughing, these girls have no class at all. That bikini was just terrible and about five sizes too small. How come porn stars are always so damn ugly?
    A-Bomb/Ashley said that... that girl is shiteous too though. I think she's the one getting kicked off next week - for being a crazy drunk biatch!

    Quote Originally Posted by taymarie View Post
    I think he's admitted to having hair extentions
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    Could someone please please PLEASE tell me where I could watch this online? I am in Canada so I cannot watch it on the network websites. And the new Bachelor? I would be eternally grateful. Help a sista out? Thanks!
    I think you can catch the clips/show on VH1.com
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    What's with his lips? He looks like Zoolander!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    A-Bomb/Ashley said that... that girl is shiteous too though. I think she's the one getting kicked off next week - for being a crazy drunk biatch!
    The previews kind of tease that its either her or Beverly. I would have been really pissed if he let Beverly go instead of Brittany this week. That Brittany was psychotic!!! Who steals socks and ketchup packets? She lived in her own little world where she convinced herself of her own lies, and that she was always the victim.
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    I missed the previews, what did they show?
    Fabulous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    A-Bomb/Ashley said that... that girl is shiteous too though. I think she's the one getting kicked off next week - for being a crazy drunk biatch!


    yep.

    I think you can catch the clips/show on VH1.com
    Thanks Mel for trying to help me! Unfortch, because I am in Canada, I can't watch on VH1 due to copyright laws. Is there any streaming video sites anyone can recommend? Much appreciation.

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    I haven't found any yet. I missed the episode. I'll let you know if I find any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkIsTheWord View Post
    I missed the previews, what did they show?
    Ashley was drunk and accusing Beverly of making out with Bret's drummer. I just don't see Beverly doing something that stupid. Hope it's that skank Ashley that gets sent home next.
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