Rock of Love with Bret Michaels on VH1 - Page 3

Mel1973 · July 17th, 2007, 06:26 AM

he is one confident son-of-a-bitch.... and he was the first one to have a sex tape leaked with Pamela Anderson ... which is one reason I would have to "just say nooooo".

I watched the premier again last night ... and I can't decide if that crazy Tiffany crackwhore or Brandi with the tits is the "New York" of the show... but either way, based on the previews, looks like tits is going to be there for a minute or two...

silver024 · July 17th, 2007, 06:41 AM

i saw the last 10 minutes of the show last night...everyone is right, what a trainwreck!! I'll be watching too, my boyfriend was playing his guitar while I had it on, and he even stopped and said "what the fuck is this?" This might be just as good as Flavor of Love!

nwgirl · July 17th, 2007, 10:55 AM

Last night as we were getting ready for bed, I leaned over and said to the hubby, in my best breathy, ditzy Bandy C imitation voice "you can have three other women" as I held up two fingers. We laughed hysterically. If it weren't for stupid bitches on TV I'd have to come up with my own jokes.

queenb3577 · July 18th, 2007, 11:02 AM

haha I think this might be better than flavor of love. How many times did that Tiffany girl say "Don't threaten me with a good time" Wasn't New Yorks name Tiffany too, damn maybe she'll be the New York of the show. I was laughing at Brandy C getting so pissed because he didn't pick her until last.

Mel1973 · July 18th, 2007, 11:24 AM

Oh, and did everyone see the preview where one of the girls says to Brandi C (tits) "he doesn't want to see your meth-scratch face" and then it pans to Tits talking to Bret saying "this is a disability - if I were in a wheelchair, would you make fun of me?". EWWW and without the makeup, she's a complete dog ... though she seems to think she's hot shit with the makeup on and I don't see that either - anyway, it appears that someone is going to be kicked off the show for saying that to her... and some of these women - stripper Heather, for instance, is supposed to be 32 and she looks more like 40!!

silver024 · July 18th, 2007, 11:31 AM

i did see that, but I wasn't sure if I had heard it right about the meth-scratch face. I guess they don't have to pass any blood/drug tests for this show like they do the bachelor, all the chicks wouldn't have made the show if they had to. I have to check out the tv listing to see when they are going to re run the first one, I gotta see the whole thing because I don't know any of their names.

Does anyone know when I love New York is coming back on??

queenb3577 · July 18th, 2007, 11:32 AM

I didn't see that, I can't wait to though lol. "we're not going home we're too pretty" (or whatever she said like that) yeah ok.

Mel1973 · July 18th, 2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by queenb3577

I didn't see that, I can't wait to though lol. "we're not going home we're too pretty" (or whatever she said like that) yeah ok.

Yeah - "ummmm we're like, prettier than half the girls here ummmm". I think the other dumb blonde - Kristia - may be smarter than she's letting on.... and what's with doing each other's makeup??

queenb3577 · July 18th, 2007, 12:24 PM

haha, that's it. I think she might be smarter too, she's got to be smarter than Brandy C

SweetPea · July 18th, 2007, 01:14 PM

This guys gotta do something with that hair. He used to be so handsome. Now just looks kinda bloated. I knew they'd keep Tiffany too because of the comic relief. There is one girl who looks like she's on steroids.

Mel1973 · July 18th, 2007, 01:36 PM

that's rodeo maybe... although that gal named Magdalena with the really deep voice who is constantly mentioning how "manly" rodeo is .. yeah, Magdalena might have a peen...

Picara · July 18th, 2007, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mel1973

that's rodeo maybe... although that gal named Magdalena with the really deep voice who is constantly mentioning how "manly" rodeo is .. yeah, Magdalena might have a peen...

Magdalena is very tranny. Bret seemed to really like her though. I was surprised at all the girls he claimed got him excited. I think I only saw two who were decent.

Mel1973 · July 18th, 2007, 02:16 PM

he's one of those that would fuck a snake if somebody held the head, apparently.

nwgirl · July 18th, 2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Picara

Magdalena is very tranny. Bret seemed to really like her though. I was surprised at all the girls he claimed got him excited. I think I only saw two who were decent.

I know! He said drunk Tiffany got him hot, Rodeo with her cut body, the skinny blonde with pink in her hair got him hot cause of her putting up a wall, etc. Apparently he's pretty easy to please.

But overall, I didn't think any of those women were that hot. Just your normal skanky groupies. But he seemed pretty excited by them. And Big John seems like he's done the drill before. "Line up, single file, there will be no touching of Brett unless I tell you to. Don't make me bust your heads together!"

Oh...and I loved Magdalena. "Rodeo's looking like a man cause I'm sure Brett likes that" she says with the deepest man-voice I've ever heard. I was looking for a five o'clock shadow on her for sure.

queenb3577 · July 18th, 2007, 11:22 PM

haha I forgot about Magdalena, Everytime she said something about Rodeo looking like a man I laughed at her sounding like one.