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    ^i read an article that said she doesn't have the energy to keep up with 5 acres because of her lyme disease. i thought that was what servants were for.
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    hmmmm ... i guess that could be it. the only one who really shows/shoots with the help/servant is Lisa and Ken - they shoot with their housekeeper Rocio quite a bit. I've never actually noticed servants at Yolanda's.... when they have parties, they have caterers but never noticed "servants".
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    well, they can afford to get some if the don't have any already!
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    I suspect that Yolanda and David are trying to sell their current home because her cash flow is going to take a big hit since her kids are getting older and her ex's child support obligations are coming to an end.
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    she should have saved some up. mohamed has a net worth of 100 million.. which makes David's 30 million look like chump change...
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    of all the houses on this series, yolanda's is one of my faves. the grounds and view are to die for.
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    ...divorce?


    Just thought I would be a snot a throw that out there.

    I thought Yolanda was David's "servant". The few episodes I could stomach wasn't she going on and on about him being the head of the household and crap like that?
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    I think Yolanda was very involved with the grounds and running of the house, so maybe she can't keep up anymore.

    How did Mohamed get his money? I'm sure Yolanda got a VERY good settlement. Especially if Mohamed had a wandering dick.
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    I'm going to win Powerball tonight. I will buy this place just for the fridge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    I think Yolanda was very involved with the grounds and running of the house, so maybe she can't keep up anymore.

    How did Mohamed get his money? I'm sure Yolanda got a VERY good settlement. Especially if Mohamed had a wandering dick.
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    Brandi Glanville Clarifies Lisa Vanderpump Bankruptcy Claims, Says Former Bestie Has a Place in My Heart | E! Online

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    News/Brandi Glanville Clarifies Lisa Vanderpump Bankruptcy Claims, Says Former Bestie "Has a Place in My Heart"
    by Bruna Nessif and Beth Sobol


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    Brandi Glanville wants to set the record straight.

    We already know that the taping of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was "emotional" (to say the least) and that former besties Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi had a bit of a back-and-forth, but Glanville wanted to clarify a couple of things that have been reported since the taping.

    First of all, the blond beauty didn't storm off set during the tape (which usually happens with at least one person during every reunion show), despite reports claiming she walked off when things got heated.

    "No one stormed off. There were tears, there was yelling. But no one stormed off. I sat on a couch for 12 hours. I didn't go anywhere," she tells E! News.

    But more importantly, there's the whole bankruptcy fiasco.

    Something that sparked a bit of controversy between Vanderpump and Glanville was a remark Brandi made during her PodcastOne show, alleging Lisa and hubby Ken had lived in Calabasas, Calif., and filed for bankruptcy.

    "The one thing I do want to clear up is that I don't know if Lisa and Ken lived in Calabasas and filed for bankruptcy," Glanville explains to us. "Kyle Richards told me, I looked it up and on this site where you pay $9.99 it said yes, they lived off Mulholland drive in Calabasas.

    "How do I know if they filed for bankruptcy? Kyle Richards said Ken and Lisa were going to file for bankruptcy and lived in Calabasas. It's something I repeated, but if they say it's not true, it's probably not true. I don't know it for a fact. It's something Kyle told me and I repeated it. I just don't understand why Ken and Lisa care so much."


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    The claims made on the podcast were reportedly brought up during the reunion show. Lisa subsequently took to Twitter to slam the allegations, which ran as a story on Radar Online.

    "Thank you for all your Tweets, although I never normally respond to negative stories, @radaronline needs to retract this last one. My husband and I have NEVER filed bankruptcy," the restauranteur tweeted.

    "That is slander and damaging. Also, Calabassas 'deep in the Valley as you say' Never Lived. There also – I have no need to fabricate the extraordinary journey my husband and I have taken...It's an attack on my character,what my castmates say about me I have no control over,however @radar_online needs to be responsible.#slander."

    Brandi is unsure as to whether or not she and Lisa will be able to mend their friendship, but stays hopeful.

    "I think they're really upset about the bankruptcy thing, but I was just repeating something Kyle had told me. Even if they did file, is that a bad thing? Who cares? A lot of people do it. I hope they never did, but if they did, who cares? I love Lisa, but we have our issues. And you will see them on the reunion," she tells us.

    "Right now, I don't know. They're so upset over this bankruptcy stuff. Things are always changing. But she has a place in my heart, for sure."


    Brandi Glanville Clarifies Lisa Vanderpump Bankruptcy Claims, Says Former Bestie Has a Place in My Heart | E! Online
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    bitch, if nobody cared, why would you and kyle be talking about it? why are you throwing kyle under the bus? another "friendship" of Brandi's down the shitter... what a fucking useless oozing sore on the cunt of humanity.
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    And NOW, she's asking the twitterverse to stop bashing Kyle! BITCH, it's because of YOU that they are doing that, you ignant kardashian flavored KUNT!
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    Lovin this!!
    Oh, guys, it’s really happening. They’re really trying to take Lisa down. And it’s not just Brandi trying to make a move for supremacy of the hearts and minds of millions of 30-year-old women and homosexuals, it’s all of them.
    She’s being aided and abetted by Yolanda Bananas Foster, Kyle Richards, Joyce (a sprinkle that fell off a chocolate-glazed donut), and even Kim Richards, who is usually too befuddled in a fog of her own tragic misconceptions to plan anything more than a visit to doggy prison to see her pitbull. Yes, they are all coming for Lisa and she did not send for them. But before we can get to that, first we have to talk about Kyle and Carlton, since that seemed to be the nexus of this episode. Carlton invited Yolanda to Candles and Crystals ‘R’ Us, a Wiccan emporium that sort of looked like the section of the Spencer’s Gifts where they sell pewter sculptures of dragons with red jewel eyes. She was talking all about how her spirituality had saved her or some shit. I don’t know. I can’t even listen to Carlton anymore. She just sounds like the bleat that comes out of a set of bagpipes (and her face sort of looks like a dried and inflated sheep’s stomach, so it’s a very apt analogy).
    The more ridiculous one was Kyle. She was sitting there telling Joyce, the lonely Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate miniature in the office candy bowl, about how she has a computer in her kitchen and how for years it had a picture of her family and then the other day she walked by and it started to go on the fritz and it said “rape” and “scandal” and “farts” and “secrets” and “vajazzling” and a bunch of other vaguely threatening nonsense words. This had to be the work of the great mage Carlton.
    Oh please, Kyle. First of all, Carlton is a witch, she is not a hacker. In fact, I would be surprised if Carlton didn’t still use a Blackberry because she doesn’t know what year it is. She’s not some sort of technomancer that can make your cell phone send dong shots to Perez Hilton (if she only could!) or put stupid nonsense words on your screen saver. Do you think this might have been the work of a bunch of punks? Possibly a bunch of teenage punks? You know, the kind of pranksters who might be, you know, hanging out with teenage girls, which Kyle happens to have a coven of living in her house? Did she ever think of that? But no, Carlton, with her super mysterious powers of rewriting computer screens must be the culprit. Of course. That makes total complete sense to everyone.
    Kim and Brandi went to go get spray tans which was sort of amazing. First of all I was tramautized by the weird blurring they did to Brandi’s nipples that gave her total Barbie boobs. Like they didn’t try to fuzz them over so you knew it was censored, they just like plastered some sort of TV plastic over the whole titty and it was just — man it was odd. But Kim had the strength to get naked next to Brandi and, while she’s a little loose, she looks damn fine for a lady her age, especially for one who has taken more prescription drugs than sage advice.
    Yolanda and her ex-husband Mohammad, a box of Grecian Formula brought to life by the power of a genie, threw a party for their daughter Gigi who is going to move to New York. It was one of those parties where Gigi and like four of her friends were off at a table on the side and front and center were all the House Lizards in their pink dresses and tacky jewelry pretending like this was a real family event and not some sort of occasion for everyone to recriminate each other.
    Gigi gave a very rousing speech about how her parents were from great and humble families and did very well for each themselves and how they taught her their incredible work ethic and how she’ll never forget that. She said this from the Middle Eastern themed basement room of her father’s 856 room Los Angeles home that is on the market in a currency that is so valuable it is not even available to the rest of us. It’s called Ventrusian, and it is what rich people use to trade their super houses and mega yachts and private planes and the elixir of life that Isabella Rossellini sells in Death Becomes Her. So, yes, I wanted to think this was all very sweet and then I remembered that Gigi is currently on the cover of CR Fashion Book following in the footsteps of Kate Upton and Kim Kardashian. Then I just fell over and died. I was revived by the half a bite of cake that Yolanda allowed me, which is as much as any healthy person can handle, apparently.
    OK, now we really need to get into the meat of the problem, which is that Brandi and Kyle are laying the foundation for this “Lisa is a trickster and manipulates everyone and says horrible things.” Up until this point, we have never seen any evidence of this, especially because everyone loves Lisa. And, as Kyle says, she doesn’t like to think that when people in her life do nice things for her its because they are trying to manipulate her, but now she thinks that is what Lisa is doing. Okay, hold on a second. Is there a possibility that Lisa isn’t trying to manipulate anyone and she is just genuinely concerned and trying to do nice things and help the people in her life and everyone just thinks they’re being manipulated because they are awful narcissists that inhale nihilism and exhale hellfire? Is that possible? Just admit that it is and we can get on with it.
    Anyway, Brandi is at YBF’s daughter’s Rock the Casbah party and she can’t talk to Lisa because she has a swollen tongue. Has anyone else noticed that there is always something really wrong with Brandi? She has a broken foot or a busted hand or a cold or a stomach bug or a swollen tongue or a sunburn. Brandi is always having just survived some physical calamity. So, I’m not even sure what Brandi is mad at Lisa about, but she’s angry about something and she wants to make sure that everyone knows it. Bravo treats us to a little package about how people think that Lisa is manipulative and it seems to be building a case for next week when shit really goes down on vacation and I think Kyle is going to accuse Lisa of planting stories about her husband cheating. So far, I don’t see anything happening except for people misconstruing Lisa’s intentions and everyone else having an insane inability to take a fucking joke. I wish these women would implant senses of humor in stead of big cylindrical breasts.
    It all comes to a head when Kyle, not wanting to start shit at Yolanda’s event (I love how they were all so super afraid of causing a commotion at Yolanda Bananas Foster’s party because they know she would take their faces and press them up her MasterCleanse Juice Grater if they got out of line). So Kyle doesn’t want to start shit so she gives Brandi a crown that goes with the necklace that Kyle gave Calrton at the Eyes Wide Shut Pool Party.
    Everyone is confused by this: why does a crown go with a skull necklace, why wasn’t it on it in the first place, why couldn’t Kyle just give it to Carlton herself, why couldn’t this be a peace offering for the fight at Ken and Mmm’s birthday party, why would anyone wear a skull necklace after Alexander McQueen killed himself, why would anyone trust Brandi with an errand of tact that involves potentially valuable property, but mostly why couldn’t Kyle just put it in the “bin” as Lisa advises. Kyle is talking about how Lisa is trying to manipulate the situation, but there would have been no situation at all if she was just like, “You know what, F it. I’m just gonna throw this in a storm drain and make some alligator’s day.” Crisis averted! A manipulator can only work with material. Lisa may be a talented sculptor, but Kyle provides the hunk of marble. Who is worse? (Short answer: Kyle.)
    OK, so Brandi gave Carlton the ring and Lisa was all like “What is this ring? It doesn’t match the necklace? What is going on here?” And then Carlton said she couldn’t take the ring crown skull cap thing and Brandi took it back to Kyle and Lisa was like, “Kyle is this a peace offering?” and then she went and got up in Carlton’s face and was like “You should bring this up now, it’s the only way that you can move forward” and was pushing her to bring it up now and YBF was like, “If you start some shit at my daughter’s party, I will torture everyone of your damn dogs by making them live in my breathing freezer,” and then Brandi was like “Kyle, Lisa’s trying to start something,” and then Lisa was like, “What, I didn’t try to start anything, what is all of your problems?”
    I have to agree with Lisa here and say that they are really making something out of nothing. Yes, she did seem like she was trying to manipulate the situation a little bit but, you know what, they’re on reality television, it’s not like they’re in parliament and they all have to obey some sort of rules of order or something. They are in a down and dirty business and Lisa was getting down and dirty. So yeah, she was being manipulative, but no more than anyone else. Her only crime is that she’s a little bit more subtle than everyone else.
    As for the actual jewelry squabble, seriously, who gives a fuck what skull Carlton is wearing at any given moment and which of the Housewives might have possibly given it to her. I don’t, you don’t, Lisa doesn’t, not even Carlton cares, as long as it’s not a Jewish star. It will all come to a head next week when we go off on a tropical excusion with the ladies and things get so bad that Lisa and Ken actually smoke on camera. The facades are dropped, people, and things are going to get real.

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    The first bolded sentence had me in tears.

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