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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    OMG did anyone watch last night's episode? Is Allison Dubois nuts or what? Kyle was so spot on when she said that Dubois looked like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. What a creepy woman! Figures she's friends with Camille. That was some good Housewives television.
    I've only watched bits and pieces of the show, but caught all of last night's eppy. Comedy gold! WTF was with that Allison? It was as if the whole night was set up just so Camille and Kyle could have at it, and sister Kim can't stand to not be in the middle of it, hence the fight with Taylor. So bizarre.

    Lisa does appear to be the only normal one.

    And, if Faye Resnick has been Kyle's best friend forever, were Kyle and OJ's murder victim friends? (I can't believe I can't remember that woman's name -- I can picture her face, but cannot remember her name for the life of me!) How tacky of Camille to bring up the Playboy shoot -- not exactly a way to endear yourself to your guests!

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    ^^

    Nicole Brown Simpson. I don't know if she was friends with Kyle.

    Yeah Camille was so tacky to bring up a Playboy shoot that was done in 1997.

    Allison Dubois was wasted off her ass.


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    Allison Dubois was wasted but what a freak she is. What's up with that electronic cigarette she was smoking? That's one crazy bitch you do not want to piss off. She'll boil your rabbit or something. She and Camille deserve each other because they are total nut jobs.

    Only Adrienne kept her mouth shut during that whole fiasco/dinner party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    ^^

    Nicole Brown Simpson. I don't know if she was friends with Kyle.

    Yeah Camille was so tacky to bring up a Playboy shoot that was done in 1997.

    Allison Dubois was wasted off her ass.
    Thank you! I can't believe I forgot her name!

    Kyle and Kim are Kathy Hilton's sisters, aren't they?

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    ^ Yes they are.

    This episode was crazy and hilarious! The whole dinner seemed set up to me. Even before the dinner, Camille said her friend Allison is a feisty drunk but provided cocktails by the gallon! She even set the tone with her Playboy comment.

    It's interesting that all of the comments Camille made about Kyle's husband liking his women, turned out to be her real life. It's like karma in action. Or maybe she was projecting her own life on Kyle...

    I missed the Aftershow but I'd love to see what was said about the dinner!
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    That was one crazy ass episode! OMG! They should make shows like that dinner episode all the time. I was hooked from the beginning.

    That medium chick is CRAZY! I felt so bad for Kyle when she was told her husband was going to leave her. And I wasn't listening properly but was Camille trying to say that Kyle's husband is sleeping with the nanny??

    Kim is just disastrous, Love that they left her in the car and they all went off in the other.

    I love Lisa, the way she was looking at the medium chick and questioning her. "Is my grandmother here?" LOOOOOLZZZ

    What I don't understand is if that Medium chick didn't want people to keep questioning her why did Camille and that other person tell the housewives who she is and what she does? They clearly wanted her to keep getting asked.

    Let's not even go to Camille, she is just so delusional it's unbelievable.

    I don't want this show to ever end.

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    I missed the Aftershow but I'd love to see what was said about the dinner!
    Kyle and Denise Richards were guests. Camille actually called in and made an insincere apology to Kyle. Kyle was very gracious about it. They laughed and laughed about the whole thing. I think Andy is as good as any housewives show. He's so funny.

    I loved when he had Iman and Diane Von Furstenberg on the other day. They were hilarious. Iman is especially funny.


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    Faye Resnick's Playboy cover:

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    Like Camille is one to talk, she did Playboy and at least 2 porns. Come on, way to throw stones. She seems to think that because she was married to Kelsey Grammar she can get away with whatever she wants.

    I think that if Allison (Medium) didn't want to do her tricks she could have easily said "no" in a definitive way. She didn't have to be such a bitch. Plus, she's totally insane.

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    I have met Allison and she's creepy. About like what you saw on the show.

    This is what Gawker says about Camille

    And let's just... I mean, don't you just hate her? Just hate her face? That weird reptilian, hood-lidded face, the way she bobs her head down when she's fakely laughing after having said something backhanded and bitchy, the way she breathily powers through to the next part of the sentence. It's always something bitchy said in hurried manner followed by a little fake giggle, a head bob, and then quickly saying something like "anyway" or "but yeah.." as if we're going to think her so smart and clever, such a rapier wit. Oh Camille! The way you deliver such zinging, subtle bon mots! Remember that Simpsons episode with the country club and someone has just said something mean to Marge and her new/old friend Evelyn says "Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing." (Such a brilliant line.) Well Camille is the opposite of that. I mean, that's still Camille's idea of wit, the definition, but in practice she never says anything incisive or humorous and it is always terribly timed. Why? Because Camille is not a smart person, not in the least, but she's swaddled herself in so much moneyed bullshit that she thinks she's bought a brain or something, thinks she's bought sophistication, vampired it out of her husband, received it by marriage osmosis. And of course she's wrong about that, she's wrong about everything. She's just so terrible, such a half-formed dragon, such a smooth-skinned cave monster that's found some jewel eyes and smooshed them into its skull. I don't like her, guys. I just don't.

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    camille is such a hypocrite, it is disgusting.

    -kyle isn't allowed to talk to faye about what happened in new york because she wasn't there but camille can discuss it with DD because she was in the city of new york? DD wasn't at the dinner so it is the same thing.
    -kyle set camille up by bringing faye but camille wasn't setting the girls up by bringing that drunk bitch allison and her friend DD?

    i really want to punch camille in the face and i'm sorry but karma is a super bitch.

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    Like Camille is one to talk, she did Playboy and at least 2 porns.
    but camille only did the lingerie thing, not regular playboy.

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    I just saw the promo for next week again and judging by Kyle and Maurico's conversation, I think Camille (?) is going to stop doing business with Maurico.
    What exactly does Maurico do?

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    such a smooth-skinned cave monster that's found some jewel eyes and smooshed them into its skull.
    That's perfect! She is like a pale, half-formed beast with fake, glittering eyes that she's pasted on in order to pass as a human.

    Kyle's husband is Camille's realtor.

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    About That Psychotic Psychic On The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Last Night...


    On last night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Camille Grammer threw a dinner party and introduced everyone to one of her best friends Allison Dubois, an alleged SLYCIC who is the inspiration for the show Medium. And something tells me Allison is also the inspiration for Niki Smith on One Life to Live, because the bitch makes the word CRAZY get on its knees and pay homage to her insane greatness. If jelly beans are the fuel that keeps Kelly Bensimon's crazy running at warp speed, then electronic cigarette smoke does the same for Allison. But before we fully wrap ourselves in aluminum foil and roll into Allison's pool of insanity, let's set things up a bit.

    Camille hosted a dinner party at her house for the entire cast including Kyle Richards who she had a war of words with in NYC a few episodes ago. They got into it because Camille swears on her favorite pair of neon biker shorts from her Club MTV days that Kyle said some shit like, "Why would anybody be interested in hanging around with you without Kelsey?" Kyle might be basic cable's answer to Demi Moore, but it's obvious she never said that. So last night was the first time the two faced off again and Kyle brought her friend, the one and only Faye Resnick. Or at least they say it was Faye Resnick, but I have my suspicions that it was actually a Glade candle carved to look like Ari.

    And Camille invited Allison DUBIOUS thinking that it would make things interesting. Well, shit got real interesting when Faye and the other siliconelings started to beg Allison to give one of them a psychic reading. Allison kept whining that her ass wasn't on the clock, and Camille even tried to stop it by saying that the other girls might not like what the ginger Miss Cleo has to say.

    The best part was when Camille said some shit like, "You know she might tell you that your husband is screwing around on you." HAHAHAHA! Meanwhile, Kelsey is on the other side of the country bobbing his head on his side piece's crotch while Camille bobs her head during dinner. I mean, what the hell kind of GD psychic doesn't know that their supposed best friend's husband is passing his dick around? The crystal ball in Allison's head must have been purchased from Spencer's Gifts, because you'd get a more accurate reading from a Magic 8-Ball that was just ran over by a tractor trailer. Hell, one of Walter Mercado's toilet floaters could give you a more accurate reading.

    Eventually, Allison gave in and told Kyle that her husband will never emotionally fulfill her and that she needs to tear down her wall to women. This led to Camille and Kyle going at it again, which led to Faye and Allison going at it, which led to the city declaring the room a toxic disaster zone after a cloud of boiled silicone fumes and burnt weave chewed the wallpaper off.

    That stupid fucking electronic cigarette! Who the hell puffs on an electronic cigarette thinking that it makes them look like some diabolical Bond villain? Bitch, you ain't Kunty Karl and that e-cig is not a fan! Seriously, it might as well have been a candy cigarette. And as much as Camille will always hold a special place in my heart, her face looks like a discount porcelain dragon figurine covered in dehydrated tangerine peels. And every time someone talks to her, she gives the same bewildered look my dog gives when I tell him my problems in the middle of the night. Camille could've saved the party by busting out her moves, but sadly she didn't...

    And at the end of the episode when Allison's drunk ass blurted out, "Wait until one of their kids disappear and then they'll come running back to me....", Andy Cohen got the leaks as he reached for the contract to sign that crazy bitch up as a regular next season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post

    The way she held her cigarette was so freaking weird. Straight out of The Exorcist when she said "I know when she's going to die..." Also she sounded so evil when she kept telling Kyle "you're nothing, you're nothing." That woman has huge issues. LOL.

    Great television!


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