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    Jesus Christ on a crutch, like women don't have enough to do with trying to keep our tits perky & our ass bouncy now I have to worry about what my snatch looks like??? This shit is outta control. In 50 years we won't even need to be born, they'll just mold us out of plastic down at the Rubbermaid Factory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Yeah, chemistry definitely helps. But if one of you doesn't know how to fuck there's not enough chemistry in the world to cover that up. That's why I don't get people who want to wait until marriage to have sex. You need to take the person out for a test run to see if you like each other. Bad sex is like kryptonite to a relationship.

    Shoot, I defy you to find two people who are totally hot for each other who won't get a lot of practice. over and over and over..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    Jesus Christ on a crutch, like women don't have enough to do with trying to keep our tits perky & our ass bouncy now I have to worry about what my snatch looks like??? This shit is outta control. In 50 years we won't even need to be born, they'll just mold us out of plastic down at the Rubbermaid Factory.

    lets not forget anal bleaching.

    Kingcap I think you should explain yourself - I'll crab the popcorn, pen and paper and you can give us a little Fucking 101.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    Shoot, I defy you to find two people who are totally hot for each other who won't get a lot of practice. over and over and over..
    Practice makes perfect.

    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    lets not forget anal bleaching.

    Kingcap I think you should explain yourself - I'll crab the popcorn, pen and paper and you can give us a little Fucking 101.
    Not until you explain what you mean by crab the popcorn. You might need to put some ointment on that, Peach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Practice makes perfect.



    Not until you explain what you mean by crab the popcorn. You might need to put some ointment on that, Peach.

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!

    It's what I get for posting at 2 in the morning. Oh gosh thats funny. I'm dying here.. I'd go back and fix my post but f it, it's to funny.

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    Bad sex is just the worst thing ever.

    And my mother's friend had her lips redone. Those lips.
    WTF? That is strange to me.

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    [quote=KandyKorn;1328949]Jesus Christ on a crutch, like women don't have enough to do with trying to keep our tits perky & our ass bouncy now I have to worry about what my snatch looks like??? This shit is outta control. In 50 years we won't even need to be born, they'll just mold us out of plastic down at the Rubbermaid Factory.[/quote]

    That was hysterical!

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    If you spend your days squatting over a hand mirror to stare at and critique your vagina, you have way bigger issues than what your labia look like
    It's no longer a dog whistle, it's a fucking trombone


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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    If you spend your days squatting over a hand mirror to stare at and critique your vagina, you have way bigger issues than what your labia look like

    I give mine a 8, I'd get a 10 but there is that old wear and tear issue.

    I have a labia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    I give mine a 8, I'd get a 10 but there is that old wear and tear issue.

    I have a labia?
    Probably from all of that crab popcorn that you were talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Probably from all of that crab popcorn that you were talking about.
    hey my man loves my crabby patties....... your never going to let me live that one down.. hanging head in shame LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    hey my man loves my crabby patties....... your never going to let me live that one down.. hanging head in shame LMAO!
    I kid you out of the deepest respect.

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    I don't think this should be done on the NHS

    I can't say I have an issue with my vagina, I never see it so it's fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    I kid you out of the deepest respect.
    nah you just wanna see my crabby patties or hoping for some of my crab corn.

    I found my Libia it's just south of Navels Italy...... OK I'll go to bed now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    nah you just wanna see my crabby patties or hoping for some of my crab corn.

    I found my Libia it's just south of Navels Italy...... OK I'll go to bed now.
    You and those crabs. Well, don't let them pinch your labia. It might sting.

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