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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    Yes, you can...if she walks down the street and there are people falling out..then that shit is LOOSE!!
    At that point, you use a stapler and a hot glue gun to tighten it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    At that point, you use a stapler and a hot glue gun to tighten it up.
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    Oh my Lord, what are you people talking about in here?!? *getting the vapors*

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    They don't call it bumping uglies for nothing. They are suppose to be ugly not pretty.

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    i have never met a penis that caused me to say NOW THAT IS A GOOD LOOKING DICK. and a vagina? no way. ugly as ugly can get.
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    ^^Ugly dicks and pussies look like sexual chocolate when the lights go out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    I don't understand, if it is that important..why don't women just ask to see it?
    Men love the ol'- You show me your's, I'll show ya mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelpMeRhonda View Post
    Men love the ol'- You show me your's, I'll show ya mine.
    Pretty much. No freebies.

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    Personally, I find a nice long, thick, throbbing..ahem.quite attractive..ahem... kthnxbygottago...

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    I read a article in Playboy once that said there is no such thing as a frigid woman, just a man who doesn't know how to please her. I always liked that. Men need to spend a bit more time working the plumbing instead of trying to make sure it's perfect.

    Personally a man can have a inch worm as long as he has a well endowed tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    I read a article in Playboy once that said there is no such thing as a frigid woman, just a man who doesn't know how to please her. I always liked that. Men need to spend a bit more time working the plumbing instead of trying to make sure it's perfect.

    Personally a man can have a inch worm as long as he has a well endowed tongue.
    That's just silly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    I read a article in Playboy once that said there is no such thing as a frigid woman, just a man who doesn't know how to please her. I always liked that. Men need to spend a bit more time working the plumbing instead of trying to make sure it's perfect.

    Personally a man can have a inch worm as long as he has a well endowed tongue.
    I always thought of the Playboy articles as filler until you get to the good stuff.

    But there are frigid women out there. Not everything can be blamed on the man not knowing how to lay his pipe down. Men and women need to learn how to please each other, instead of just worrying about their own pleasure.

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    This thread. I think it's crazy to have an operation to make your vagina look more 'attractive'. I think they've been watching too many porno's and think every woman's bits should be neat and perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    I always thought of the Playboy articles as filler until you get to the good stuff.

    But there are frigid women out there. Not everything can be blamed on the man not knowing how to lay his pipe down. Men and women need to learn how to please each other, instead of just worrying about their own pleasure.
    It all comes down to chemistry. If people are just out to fuck the most convenient genitals then you need all kinds of technique and "moves". Chemistry makes any love good lovin'. It could be all sloppy and dangly bits flying around and hair getting in your mouth-chemistry = hot monkey love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    It all comes down to chemistry. If people are just out to fuck the most convenient genitals then you need all kinds of technique and "moves". Chemistry makes any love good lovin'. It could be all sloppy and dangly bits flying around and hair getting in your mouth-chemistry = hot monkey love.
    Yeah, chemistry definitely helps. But if one of you doesn't know how to fuck there's not enough chemistry in the world to cover that up. That's why I don't get people who want to wait until marriage to have sex. You need to take the person out for a test run to see if you like each other. Bad sex is like kryptonite to a relationship.

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