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Thread: Oprah's Farewell Extravaganza, part 1

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    I'd rather have my tits chewed off by a toothless rabid rat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I'd rather give myself a razor-blade laced enema.
    I'm clutching my vajaja right now.
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    I have no desire to watch it. I'd rather have my testicles pireced with a rusty nail by a drunken blind man.
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    LOL LOL today is part two

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTxZBm70dSo[/YOUTUBE]

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    missed it

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    I didn't watch it

    don't think I have watched more then 30 mins total in all the yrs that shows been on the air
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    All I've watched on her new network are the re-runs of Say Yes to the Dress, and Prison Wives. I did watch part 1 of the her show yesterday, and enjoyed the non-celeb parts of it. I could not understand a single word of whatever the hell Beyonce was singing yesterday.

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    I'm gonna sit right here and give you all a play by play. I'll have to answer the phone if it rings.

    Part 2

    Will and Jada kicked it off. Jada needs to fuck off.

    Here comes Michael Jordan. Oprah is very surprised to see him. Michael lost a lot of his looks.

    Jamie Foxx. Oprah is very surprised to see him. Jamie sings Isn't She Lovely. Oh Jamie can sing for real.

    And here comes Stevie Wonder popping up from under the stage playing the piano.

    Who the hell is going to be the guest tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    All I've watched on her new network are the re-runs of Say Yes to the Dress, and Prison Wives. I did watch part 1 of the her show yesterday, and enjoyed the non-celeb parts of it. I could not understand a single word of whatever the hell Beyonce was singing yesterday.
    Beyonce was insane yesterday. Stop snapping your head to the side cause then JLo has to do the same thing.

    I thought Halle Berry looked stunning. That dress was great. Crazy nutbag in a fuscia dress.

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    Jerry Seinfeld has lost a ton of hair. Ain't nothing left. Shorn like Matt Lauer.

    He's doing the wussy and trained husband jokes. I cannot stand marriage humor. All the men are ball busted and ineffectual. Okay Jerry, shut the fuck up. Muting.

    Stedman is sitting next to Diane Sawyer. Tom Hanks is sitting next to Oprah again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrevMaxwell View Post
    I have no desire to watch it. I'd rather have my testicles pireced with a rusty nail by a drunken blind man.
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    LOL!

    I don't give a fuck to watch it in the least..I stopped watching it years ago.

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    ^^ Sure! Benefit from my torture. I can't not watch this, like a 5 car pile up on the Los Angeles 5 Freeway.

    Also confirming that Tiny Tom had his eyes done. He's got the blank deer in headlights stare. Eyes aren't closing.

    And she had the worst musical guests yesterday (well, I don't listen to any of those people).

    Simon Cowell dropped a few pounds. Looks good. He's not gay? Okay.
    Uh oh, not more musical talent coming out...might have to mute again.

    Oh you'll love this - it's Rosie O musical number dancing with the boys in white tie and tails with the following:

    Dr. Phil - he gained 200 pounds or something, Nate Berkus - cute, Dr. Oz

    Oprah's amazed.

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    Queen Latifah (gorgeous gorgeous) introduces Gayle and Maria Shriver. Discussing education. Because of Oprah....these children they went to school. 64,000 kids went to school because of Oprah. I can't say nothing bad
    about.

    Tyler Perry and the guys that got Morehouse College scholarships.

    Oh no oh no. We don't do Kristin Chenowith. Ever. Mute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    She'll have a new show by next year. Her fat egotistical ass won't be able to live without the adulation, and she can't get the same adulation behind her empire. She needs to be out in front.
    Well said! I was thinking the same thing. All these celebrities at her final taping treat her like she's Christ during the Ascension. Makes me sick.

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    It really is so over the top. Yesterday Madonna said she was the ONLY living woman she looks up to. hahahaha

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