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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    We need t-shirts that say "I watched the first showing of Liz & Dick and survived."
    LOL! It was so unbearable, I fell asleep.

    I hate that I missed Mr. Sheffield, though! What character did he play?

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    My dumb ass had to Google Mr. Sheffield. Doh! I know him as Shane.
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    Monday, November 26th 2012

    Hot Slut Of The Day!




    The doctor from the #1 reason why most of us were in the emergency room last night for liver failure: Liz & Dick
    My drunk ass left the TV on last night, so when I got up this morning and went into the living room, a still of a bloated Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor was still on my screen. Walking to the remote to turn that shit off was the worst walk of shame I've ever taken. When I woke up, I didn't even remember watching that wreck, but my TV screen just had to remind me. Looking at LiLo as La Liz on my screen was as embarrassing and shameful as seeing a dirty condom on your floor after the worst drunken one night fuck ever. Liz & Dick wasn't even awful in a HAHA way, it was just awful. But for me, the best part was the doctor who delivered the line of the night.
    Liz is in the hospital for a messed up back or some shit, and her doctor strolls in casually and says like nothing, "Listen, I'm not saying it's colon cancer, buuuuuuuut we need to run more tests."
    The hell kind of doctor is that? Even the doctors in Liz & Dick were low-budget.
    And HSOTD honorable mentions from this wreck go to: the "Slut on a Hot Tin Roof" sign, the "Shoplifting is a Crime" sign, the busted costumes which were all bought from a High School drama department, the wall sized travel posters from my 9th grade world history class which were used as backdrops for "international" locations and Theresa Russell of WHORE who deserves better than this!
    I might have more to say later, but for now I leave you with this Emmy-worthy moment from LiLo:

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    I just watched the "laugh out loud" clips, barely two and a half minutes long, and all I can say is WTF??????

    http://www.toofab.com/2012/11/26/liz...moments-video/

    No way could I have sat through 2 hours of this crap. I know kindergarten kids who could have done a more convincing job!
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    By the way here's the pic of that sign. Did people really run around after Liz with signs that said "Slut on a Hot Tin Roof"? Was it the precursor to Brangeloonies and Robsten4ever people? I guess the internet can be a helpful outlet for the crazies sometimes.

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    Even this lady looks utterly embarrassed to be involved in this circus act.
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    The doctor from the #1 reason why most of us were in the emergency room last night for liver failure: Liz & Dick

    Words can not express how funny I think this is!

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    I missed it but watched the clips, does everyone think its worth a full view?
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    i think it was funnier to watch while live tweeting.
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    I'd watch it because it was pretty funny, but there is something to be said about watching it with other people to share your pain. lol



    I didn't even notice the ocean/anchor quote last night.
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    I saw this film last night but there was no internet where I was. Coming here I cant help but notice yall forgot something.

    The green screen.

    Throughout most of the film I was yelling at the TV and the people I was watching it with that they clearly green screened just about everything. It was really obvious too. Otherwise, the vanishing-act accent was horrible as was her fainting. Also Lindz looked terrible through the whole film and I agree with prior comments asking where the kids came from. One day shes in bed and BOOM here they are talking about Christmas. What in the World was that mess?

    And maybe its just me but I had no idea what the plot of the film was until it was over.

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    the best was the whole 'inside the actors' studio on the other side' gimmick where they're both sitting and telling their story. it made absolutely no sense.
    the roommate and i got high to watch it and sipped wine throughout and it's the only reason we made it to the end. we kept trying to turn it off and go to bed but we just couldn't tear ourselves away from the trainwreck.
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    That part made no sense whatsoever. Who thought of this anyway? Dont get me wrong, Liz did terrible but come on, the script wasnt that good either.

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    I didn't make it.. The first time she got sexy with her fake Richard Burton I'd had enough..

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