February 9th, 2007, 03:21 PM
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I hate, hate, HATE those jarring Volkswagen commercials that mislead you into thinking it's another jovial, light-hearted car commercial, possibly with a stupid jingle, then out of nowhere show a full, horrible head-on collision in all its violence. They barely stop short of showing blood and the people's brains all over the dash.
How do they get away with such violence on a commercial? They need to warn a bitch if they're gonna scare me that way. Play some foreboding music, have a disclaimer on the screen, something. That shit upsets me everytime I watch it.
Can you imagine if someone's actually been in an accident like that, how traumatic it would be to see those commercials?
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February 9th, 2007, 03:24 PM
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I don't hate the Geico commercials but they're pretty lame only funny when they first came out. Capital One has a great one with that heathen native talking in his tribal language and then cackling his head off.
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February 9th, 2007, 08:31 PM
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I loathe the "Beep, Beep! Dot-Com!" commercials.
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February 9th, 2007, 11:47 PM
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any of those late night date-line commercials and anything for weight loss gets on my last nerve
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February 9th, 2007, 11:51 PM
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I don't know if any of you are familiar with this one or the fact that it's on TV again but...
"Sturdy Danny McGee was up his fifty-ninth tree, he said 'I work as fast as I can,' when he suddenly saw Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran! Well he rushed to the ground, 'cause ol' Danny had found What's important to a raisin fan, 'cause Kellogg's puts TWO SCOOPS OF RAISINS Over those nutritious flakes of Bran! When he got to the truck Danny sure was in luck he was one happy man cause only kelloggs puts Two Scoops of Raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran!"
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February 10th, 2007, 02:39 AM
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OMG I hate those Girls gone wild several hour-long commericals they have on comedy central and E channell. Jesus! They've had them on for Soooo long! Every night! every person in the free world has seen them! When will they stop??
They suck so hard!!
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February 10th, 2007, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Raydog
So funny, I was about to start another thread about this one commercial I hate more than anything.
Its a commercial for a birth control pill called yaz, and there are these three girls at a party, and one goes..."Yeah my doctor just told me about this great birth control pill, blah blah.." then the middle girl just starts blabbering on saying what the voice over guy usually says about the dangers of the pill in a "cute" fun way to her girl friends...then she goes "I didnt go to medical school for nothing.."
AHHHHHHH I hate IT!!!
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I do too!!!! I hate that fucking lame ass ad!!
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February 10th, 2007, 05:53 AM
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Joe Francis should start Gays Gone Wild instead of Girls Gone Wild, considering he's a raging homosexual. Everybody knows it.
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February 10th, 2007, 11:46 AM
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Okay I have another one I hate.
That Kelloggs Special K one with the woman in her 40's who gives her ugly ass hippy jeans to her teenage daughter. And her whore/dirtbag of a daughter brings home a different dude everyday while never changing out of the jeans, so her mother decides to loose weight so she can take the ugly ass jeans back.
wtf???
It grates on my nerves.
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February 11th, 2007, 03:35 AM
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ALL of them
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February 28th, 2007, 10:01 PM
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the new maxi pad commercial where the girl jumps up and stops the leak on the old water tower and then her friend touches the pad and says still feels dry
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February 28th, 2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by olivia720
OMG I hate those Girls gone wild several hour-long commericals they have on comedy central and E channell. Jesus! They've had them on for Soooo long! Every night! every person in the free world has seen them! When will they stop??
They suck so hard!!
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Remember those "We Are 18" commercials?? ....all the friggin time.
The one I hate is the one that makes my curl my toes.! its the commercial where there is a little green animated fungus thing and he hits the top of a toenail, opening it up like the hood of a car. Then you see more little green fungus dance around having a party. Its a commercial for toe nail fungus remover. I don't remember the name.
I hate Valtrex commercial too. "I still have herpes" the man says. Then the camera pans over to a woman, she says "And, I still don't"
Jenny Craig commercials with Kristie Alley. Please go away. They arn't funny. AT ALL
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March 1st, 2007, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by fahQ
I'm sitting here and that stupid Kia commercial comes on...they're singing that "so long.. farewell, auf vierderzen(sp?I know I massacred that word) Good-bye" well anyhow, I hate that part where the girl goes "adieu, adieu.. to you and you and you-oo"!! ACK!
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this one for sure!!! and that rembrandt one where they are kissing and that song plays....that one is being way overplayed as well
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March 1st, 2007, 11:30 AM
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OMG!!!!!!!! This thing fuuuureaks me out! The one where they open the shade and he's standing outside the window still gives me nightmares. Seriously. And the one where he's sitting in the bed. WTF?? I would drop-kick that plaster of paris head so hard and quick he wouldn't know what hit him. Then I'd beat it with a baseball bat till there was nothing left but dust.
Fuck that thing scares me.
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March 1st, 2007, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by nwgirl
OMG!!!!!!!! This thing fuuuureaks me out! The one where they open the shade and he's standing outside the window still gives me nightmares. Seriously. And the one where he's sitting in the bed. WTF?? I would drop-kick that plaster of paris head so hard and quick he wouldn't know what hit him. Then I'd beat it with a baseball bat till there was nothing left but dust.
Fuck that thing scares me.
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ok i can't stop laughing! people are lookin at me funny, but this is so true!!!
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