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    I find the whole thing really stupid and silly.

    I will not be seeing this one. Not a good representation of what really goes on in BDSM.

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    So a friend was at one of the press screenings for the movie yesterday and she confirmed how awful it was: "Script is laughable. I heard the book was poorly written, and so is the script. Written for 14 year olds (dialogue) yet obvi not meant for them. Just soooo stupid!!! Dakota Johnson is adorable though. Better actress than I anticipated. Him, not so much. When the credits ran, the audience (full of press) LAUGHED"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Him, not so much. When the credits ran, the audience (full of press) LAUGHED"

    I saw one movie with him and that was quite enough. How this guy can cream the ladies panties is beyond me
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    He was on Once Upon a Time and his acting sucked on that show, too. So I figured he wouldn't be able to pull this off, either.
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    He was nice eye candy as Graham/The Huntsman on OUAT but can't act his way out of a paper bag. The whole FSOG thing is just even funnier.
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    The movie is currently rated 3.6 at IMDb and is getting slaughtered by reviewers. I haven't read the first book, but I read the second book which was a complete snooze-fest. The most exciting bit was the lead in to the third book on the last couple of pages. I made it halfway through the third book and still nothing was happening, so I gave up and returned it to the library. I have no desire to see the movie, but reading the bad reviews is great fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post
    He was on Once Upon a Time and his acting sucked on that show, too. So I figured he wouldn't be able to pull this off, either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sassiness View Post
    He was nice eye candy as Graham/The Huntsman on OUAT but can't act his way out of a paper bag. The whole FSOG thing is just even funnier.
    He can do serial killers well though. He's pretty good in The Fall.
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    A Bloggers reaction to watching FSoG without having read the books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post
    He was on Once Upon a Time and his acting sucked on that show, too. So I figured he wouldn't be able to pull this off, either.
    no actor with a modicum of talent would ever say yes to this piece of garbage, not unless they knew (or their agents did) they don't have the talent to hope for more substantive roles in less embarrassing projects. charlie hunnam realised that and pulled out (haha).

    i only know dornan from once upon a time. and the writing and acting on that show are pretty bad all around. he is pretty though.
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    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    A Bloggers reaction to watching FSoG without having read the books.

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    Reading that review is all I need to know. Pretty funny.

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    My daughter went to see FSOG yesterday and she said it wasn't completely awful, but not all that great either. She didn't like the male lead (he has one squinty eye that is really distracting) and the movie ends at the middle of the book (because apparently people don't know how to adapt screenplays anymore).

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    He can do serial killers well though. He's pretty good in The Fall.
    He is amazing in The Fall - that is why I actually thought he might me amazing in the movie as well but seems like he is not.

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    81.7 million. Sad.
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