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    This shit should have been a mini-series. And this chick is giving me Jeannie Garth teas more than some Anna Nicole.
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    That's it? This makes me reminisce fondly about Blowhan's Elizabeth Taylor trainwreck.
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    Good Gods where to begin. I was expecting to gain some insight or empathy for Anna Nicole....maybe the asshole press had painted her in a bad light for all those years....maybe we all just didn't understand. Nope. She was a selfish vapid twat. I can only hope that Danilynn avoids the effects of the fetal alcohol syndrome and the beat down by the giant stupid stick that is her unfortunate genetic history.

    And I didn't care for the choice of actress. Not pretty enough. Anna was (at times) breathtakingly beautiful. The only thing that actress had similar to Anna Nicole were the bulimia lines around her mouth.

    Damn you Lifetime, why do I watch this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Makisa View Post

    And I didn't care for the choice of actress. Not pretty enough. Anna was (at times) breathtakingly beautiful. The only thing that actress had similar to Anna Nicole were the bulimia lines around her mouth.

    Damn you Lifetime, why do I watch this shit.
    I have to ask: what are bulimia lines?

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    i was out and actually drinking (something i rarely do anymore). I should watch it drunk, but i'll wait.
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    I agree they could have done so much better. It was so benign. Biggest complaint was the actress they chose, just wasn't beautiful, she just didn't portray Anna well at all. Seeing her reality show a few times I could tell she was a mess of a person and a worse mother. I was pleasantly surprised to see Martin Landau as Pierce though. I wonder about the actress' chest, was it a set of prosthetics? Or did she also get implants? They looked like beautiful soft cement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MmeVertigina View Post
    I have to ask: what are bulimia lines?
    When I was in my early twenties I had a friend that had been treated for severe bulimia during her teen years. We'll call her Bulimia Girl. I introduced her to another friend that we'll refer to as Batshit. As soon as we walked away from Batshit, Bulimia Girl said "she's bulimic". Bulimia Girl did not know that Batshit had just lost 30 plus pounds REALLY quickly, was never shutting up about it and was annoying as fuck. Bulimia Girl went on to explain that someone who is actively bulimic can develop distinctive creases on the sides of their mouths. Over the course of a few years she called it out a couple more times...both on strangers. Since that time, I've watched for them and have occasionally seen them develop on some actresses. Some of them turn into lollipop heads. Coincidence? Perhaps. However, I distinctly remember noticing them when Ann Nicole showed up at one of her later court dates after losing a shit ton of weight. Her hair was straight, she was dressed all in black and fuck if she wasn't sprouting some raging bulimia lines. Coincidence? Perhaps. Do I know what I'm talking about? Probably not. Do I need anyone to tell me that I'm a dick to be calling anyone bulimia girl or making light of eating disorders? Nope. My name is Makisa and I'm an ass.

    Quote Originally Posted by Witchywoman View Post
    I wonder about the actress' chest, was it a set of prosthetics? Or did she also get implants? They looked like beautiful soft cement.
    Chest plate and wow, it didn't move. Completely distracted me from enjoying her crawling across the bar counter top scene.
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    Wow^ that's interesting, thanks for clarifying!
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    I've heard of bulimia cheeks but not bulimia lines. Interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I've heard of bulimia cheeks
    Ok, do I want to know? I think I do...
    Quote Originally Posted by Witchywoman View Post
    I wonder about the actress' chest, was it a set of prosthetics? Or did she also get implants? They looked like beautiful soft cement.
    Found this:
    During most Anna Nicole, Agnes Bruckner wears a silicone breastplate that steals every scene it’s in. If you painted faces on that breastplate, it would look like the poster for Coneheads. They looked like two bags made of rubber filled with concrete and they didn’t move once. Besides Agnes Bruckner (who was actually kind of good even though her accent dropped in and out), Cary Elwes as E. Prick and the wig on the dude who played Larry Birkhead, the silicone breastplate was the star of that mess!
    Because those silicone chichis looked like they were molded by Michelangelo himself, I’m going to assume they came from BoobsForQueens.com (that’s BoobsForQueens.com). BoobsForQueens should really get an Emmy for their work.
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    The swelling on the jawline:



    I guess I see now what bulimia lines means.
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    i could not stop staring at her giant teeth. But, the part where she had clown face was good. the makeup that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    The swelling on the jawline:



    I guess I see now what bulimia lines means.
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    i think it's tracy anderson
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    I wanted to watch this, but we don't have cable. Hopefully they'll show it online at some point.

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