America's Next Top Model Cycle 9 - Page 3

**Mr. Authority** · October 11th, 2007, 06:29 PM

Most of the makeovers were fucking bad. Jenah looked washed out with the blonde color they gave her, Ebony looks plain with the long weave, and Saleisha...I think they were trying to make her look more like Rhianna but they ended up with her look like Tootie!

Then again they left them with Jessica Simpson's hair stylist so it was bound to be bad for most of them.

Heather and Janet's makeovers were good cuz one they did'nt mess with Heather's hair and 2 Janet looks better with darker hair.

I'll miss Victoria though.

I'll remember her quote "I felt like a sea nymph on acid scaling a wall in the sunshine" forever.

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WhateverLolaWants · October 11th, 2007, 11:11 PM

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and Saleisha...I think they were trying to make her look more like Rhianna but they ended up with her look like Tootie!

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Oh wow, I didn't see it until now, but you totally nailed it. She looks JUST like Tootie!

greysfang · October 12th, 2007, 11:17 AM

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and Saleisha...I think they were trying to make her look more like Rhianna but they ended up with her look like Tootie!

OMG I said the exact same thing!!!! My boys were like, who is Tootie, mom? Way to make me feel old there fellas.

I'm really glad Victoria is gone, smug bitch. I thought Twiggy was finally about to man up and bitchslap her ass.

I think Bianca's makeover did her some good, she was a LOT less bitchy last night.

birdmadgirl · October 12th, 2007, 04:59 PM

Bianca looks good with no hair. I hope she embraces it and doesn't wear the Beyonce wig they made for her.

I was afraid of what they were going to do to Heather. I'm so glad they pretty much left her alone. She has great hair and did not need them ruining it.

What is with the hair stylists they have each cycle? None of these fancy, so-called professionals can do blonde hair without it turning piss yellow and/or just off somehow. Jeez, I achieve great results with a $10 box of color every month. What's wrong with them?!

Aella · October 13th, 2007, 10:59 AM

I'm totally rooting for Heather, so I'm glad they didn't mess with her gorgeous hair.

Aw, I like Bianca. Mostly because Tyra version 2.0, er, "Saleisha" annoys me, so I enjoy Bianca cussing her out. Anyway, Bianca handled the ultra short hair quite well, all things considered. The look definitely suits her too, it's a shame she's equated long hair with beauty/femininity.

Victoria grated on my nerves. She kept saying she's smart, and a nerd, but she didn't actually show it at any point.

jaclynfett · October 13th, 2007, 11:35 AM

I didn't like Victoria either.

**Mr. Authority** · October 25th, 2007, 07:45 AM

OMG I officially hate Tyra now. When Ebony decided that ANTM was'nt for her and quit Tyra turned into a damn egomaniac. Instead of offering to console Ebony (because really Ebony's self-esteem dropped when she started the competition) she just called her a quitter and told her that it looked ugly. WTF? Then she had the nerve to show Ebony's casting tape at the end with sad music like she had died or something. God Tyra way to kick someone when their down.

And from next week it looks like Tyra's gonna try making another music video. ugh

greysfang · October 25th, 2007, 11:38 AM

That ending was some DRAMA. I do agree authority, that Ty could have handled it better. But at least she's consistent, she's always been rather tough-minded with girls who cave.

WhateverLolaWants · October 25th, 2007, 11:22 PM

Ugh Tyra....way to back peddle there at the end.

Aella · October 25th, 2007, 11:32 PM

I think that Tyra is just shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, when some girl decides her crap reality show isn't the greatest goal in one's life.

WhateverLolaWants · October 25th, 2007, 11:34 PM

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I think that Tyra is just shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, when some girl decides her crap reality show isn't the greatest goal in one's life.

I wonder if she realizes that, with a few exceptions, her show actually sets these girls BACK in the modeling industry.

Also, I feel bad for these girls talking about modeling as if its a long term career

Aella · October 26th, 2007, 09:23 AM

^Let's face it,most of contestants wouldn't stand a chance in the real world of modelling. They often tend to be too old/too short/too 'fat'/too ugly for the industry. Tyra and her show are fooling NOBODY.