American Idol season 7 - 2008

[sweetness]

^^ I swear, I had to keep doing double takes to see if it was really him!

[mrs.v]

Oh shit! David Cook took candy away from a baby (David Archuleta) and won this motherfucker. I'm seriously saying a few silent prayers tonight for Fetus Archuleta. He's not my thing, but I'm cringing just thinking about the beat downs that are coming his way. You know his daddy is getting his belt ready.
The look on the face of Archuleta's sissy says it all!

She's already mourning the loss of her brother, because she knows her daddy isn't going to be kind to him for losing. I hope that right after Cook was announced as the winner, Archuleta ran backstage, broke his piggy bank and headed for the bus station. Run Fetus! RUN!!!
As for the rest of the show.....HOMO EXTRAVAGANZA! You know how Simon always compares bad performances to "cruise performances." This shit was epitome of cruise ship entertainment! Entertainment on a fucking gay cruise. Seriously, the ship would sink to the ground from all the gayness on that stage tonight. Out of control!
And the real winner of the night was Skunk Head!

This bitch could give a fuck! I loved how she sort of half-danced around and barely moved. She wanted to be in her local bar, drinking some moonshine and dirty dancing on some fat cowboy. Anywhere but on that Idol stage. She made my fucking night. Well, vodka really made my night, but she comes in second.
So, that's that! There are no losers......scratch that. I'm a fucking loser, because I devoted umpteen hours to this shit show! And you know what? I'll devote a million more when the next season starts. I'm a glutton for punishment, awful singing, horrible dancing and Paula Abdul! Oh how I'm going to miss that drunken fool.
There's still so much to talk about. I might do a few more Idol posts tomorrow, but I seriously need to detox from this shit. I'm drunk and I'm spent. Gooooodnight!
Click here to see the video of David Cook being announced as the winner and Fetus realizing that his days are numbered!

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BTW,Andrew Cook looking at the camera and mouthing"That's my brother" warmed this cold heart...

[msdebagain]

even though i wanted David A to win, i'm glad Cook won. he'll do good down the road.

now: comments about the show.
AMANDA: what a fat cow. barely moving her lard ass around
George Michael: OMG what the hell happened to him? besides being drug abused, he looked so drawn and not cute like he used to look
............ and i'm sorry, but i didnt think the Gladys knight thing was funny at all. i wish they'd have had more stars and less top 12 showoffs.

[mrs.v]

^ Yes,I feel bad for anyone's DVR or Tivo that gave out before results.
Too much movie promotion crap,and how come George Michael got to sing his whole song.LOL at Paula crying at George Michael.

[A*O]

Originally Posted by msdebagain

George Michael: OMG what the hell happened to him?

It's the curse of Greek men to look like Adonis when they are young, and once they hit 40 they turn into Onassis.

[mrs.v]

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[Allie]

I hope David A wins. I really can't see anything wrong with him. I mean his father??? That's the excuse this year? But.... the father isn't him. David A did not give birth to himself. I think he has one of the most perfect voices I've ever heard (for live performances, you gotta admit it's spot on). So he should win in my books, but I do like David C, the problem is, I'd never buy his music. At least if A made a song like 'No Air' then I'd buy it and enjoy his voice.

Have the results come in yet or do we have to wait an extra week?

Edit: Oh C won! Good to C!!

[panda]

woo hoo, the right person won! I was stunned, I figured Archuletta would win.
good for David Cook!

[arie_skop]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

^ Yes,I feel bad for anyone's DVR or Tivo that gave out before results.
Too much movie promotion crap,and how come George Michael got to sing his whole song.LOL at Paula crying at George Michael.

I think George Michael would've told Idol he would only come on the show if he could sing alone lol

[arie_skop]

Originally Posted by Icepik

Awww... seeing Michael Johns I really wanted him to win!


Carrie Underwood forgot to put her pants on....

Michael John did stand out tonight, the others looked like back up singers next to him.

[GaPeach]

so after my friend left I cut on the TV to watch AI that I TiVo'ed.. blah blah bull bull and the winner is David Coooo and it cuts off.

what the friggin *&*&*^%^&^%$%^&?!!!!!!!!

going to see what I can find on youtube..... I didn't even hear the song!

[Elisa]

This morning I still think Archie would have made the better Idol. He owned Tuesday night...and most of the season. Good on Cook no less. The mutual admiration btw them warmed my heart so I'm okay to move on. Simon on the other hand. Ass. I can't believe he actually gave Archie a tongue bath on Tuesday night only to practically take it all back on Wednesday night, having set the poor kid up in an effort to get sympathy votes for Cook. It evidently worked. No offense to Cook as it's not his fault, but it's not how I'd like to know I sealed a win.

George Michael is my all-time favorite musical artist. What the hell happened to him? His voice was weak and he looked quite gaunt. Hope he's okay. I'm concerned actually.

[McJag]

I liked the fact C included A as much as he could at the end! He was really a big brother to him IMO-I love that he called him "Archie"-sort of adds personality for the kid.

[KandyKorn]

Originally Posted by Elisa

George Michael is my all-time favorite musical artist. What the hell happened to him? His voice was weak and he looked quite gaunt. Hope he's okay. I'm concerned actually.

I WAS going to buy tickets for the George Michael concert until I saw his performance last night. Hmmm...undecided now. I hope he's OK.

[mrs.v]

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