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    North Carolina .... home of Clay Aiken and Fantasia (by the way, did ya catch Fantasia's kin auditioning tonight? ) .... quoth the raven, nevermore.

    Where to begin? Tonight was full of, well, losers.

    Rhonetta ..... somebody get ahold of this bitch before she gets killed.
    Put some underwear on her before the next victim gets stuck, literally, sittin' on a chair after she gets up. Nnnnnnnasssssssstyyyyyyy.

    The Fran Drescher look-a-like was ok.
    The blonde, whose Daddy is in prison, was really good. I cried. Real tears.
    The 24 year old Whitney knock off, with 3 kids, was good.
    .... and the gal with a 12 yr old was good.

    Yep ..... they all have kids in North Carolina ..... or so it seems.

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    I liked the one who had paula abduls voice training DVD, and stunk so badly.. I almost died laughing
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Remember Flawless from last week?
    My friends saw him in town over the weekend.

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    Rhonetta, she looked like a 2 dollar hooker. Her voice sounded like a cat dying and her out fit picked up from a discount clown shop. "I look and sound better than Paula Abdul", Horrible!
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    omg. i wanted to slap that bitch silly! it makes me sooooo mad when people are that retarded! how in the hell does she think she looks GOOD in those hooker clothes with her big fat gut hanging out and jiggling all over the place!?

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    Fierce I think you're being too nice; she looked like a .50 cent hookster okay!
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    Thanx Alice, I meant to say a 300 pound gorrilla, playing dress up, in denial.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    omg check this shit out Fierce!

    http://mcsoweb2k.co.mecklenburg.nc.u...ate_search.asp

    type in: JOHNSON, RHONETTA

    Bow down bitch!

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    Haha, this bitch is fugggggllllyyy and crazy. She's diffenately not dealing with a full deck of cards. When she left the audition room, I think that was her pimp instead of her uncle or it might have been her pimp as her uncle.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    omg check this shit out Fierce!

    http://mcsoweb2k.co.mecklenburg.nc.u...ate_search.asp

    type in: JOHNSON, RHONETTA

    Bow down bitch!
    I saw no HO charges. Good for you Rhonetta!

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    She's quite the town idiot .........


    "in October of 2005, Johnson was arrested in the Charlotte area. She was charged with DWI, driving with a revoked license, open container, and providing fictitious information to an officer "

    "On November 26, 2005 she was charged with DWI and all the rest of the offenses previously listed and for good measure she added larceny, disorderly conduct, communicating threats, and resisting arrest into the mix."

    "November 2003 probation violation"

    "July 2005 arrest for indecent exposure"



    Keep the blonde wig ....... yep ....... just needs a good washin' .
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    Hello? **tap,tap** ........ is this thing on?



    11 people from Vegas ........ only 11?

    WTF?

    Maybe if the producers would let people through to the judges that could actually sing? Ya think?
    I'm all for the dipshits-for-entertainment-purposes-only, but DAAAYYYUUUUMMM!
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    is that me or there aren't any boys this year? So far I can't recall any striking performance by a guy

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    There are a couple guys I really liked, but their names escape me. One guy sang Bless the Broken Road and completely caught my attention (I'd been working on the computer and turned around to see him sing). There was a rock guy that they keep hyping too, but he's actually good.

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    I stopped watching once auditions stopped.

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