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    When it was announced a while ago by Satan that the legendary classic comedy Clue would get murdered by HELLywood in a remake, I screamed, I cried and I died. Then I told myself that this shit will never happen, because God won't let it. Well, I was wrong, because a director was just hired. A real director.
    Variety (via Coming Soon) reports that Gore Verbinski will helm the guillotine which Clue lays in. Gore has directed the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and The Ring. Universal said they will turn Clue into "a global thriller and transmedia event that uses deductive reasoning as its storytelling engine."
    What in the singing telegram fuckery is this?! A global thriller? The shit takes place in one mansion during one night! Fuckness. And it's a LOLcomedy not a thriller! They are totally going to make Mr. Boddy go on the lamb (typo, but lambs are cute) Bourne-style. Madeline Kahn is weeping from heaven.
    All I can say is that hearing this mess makes me feel "flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breath- heaving breaths. Heaving breath..."

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    Good, maybe they can remake it so this one DOESN'T SUCK DONKEYBALLS
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    What in the singing telegram fuckery is this?! A global thriller? The shit takes place in one mansion during one night! Fuckness. And it's a LOLcomedy not a thriller! They are totally going to make Mr. Boddy go on the lamb (typo, but lambs are cute) Bourne-style. Madeline Kahn is weeping from heaven.

    All kinds of awesome.

    Yeah, this shit will be a disaster.

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    There's no remaking this movie. It won't translate to a modern audience, just as The Pink Panther doesn't translate. To enjoy it you have to get in the frame of mind for the era and you can't do that with a remake.
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    I loved the original Clue. No need to remake it.

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    Ha Ha.. Love Michael K and love the original Clue. Why waste the time and money for this? There are no original ideas anymore??

    Wait...unless Johnny Depp is in it!



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    I loved the original too. The remake just won't be able to do justice to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Good, maybe they can remake it so this one DOESN'T SUCK DONKEYBALLS
    Exactly! When I read the thread title, I was thinking, do they even want to touch that?

    That movie sucked major nasty ass.
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    Anyone who remakes a movie with Madeline Kahn should be shot.

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    no no no no no no no!!

    They CANT remake this.....it a cult classic. That and Murder by death are just perfect the way they are.
    Next they'll remake Blazing saddles...........agh will the nightmare never end?


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    I would like to see this remade and FUN this time.

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    They'll be remaking Rocky Horror next, with Zac Efron as Frankenfurter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flak View Post
    They'll be remaking Rocky Horror next, with Zac Efron as Frankenfurter.
    ye gads dont give them ideas..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flak View Post
    They'll be remaking Rocky Horror next, with Zac Efron as Frankenfurter.
    I remember reading that MTV is remaking Rocky Horror, but with Russell Brand as Frankenfurter.

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