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    Default Movies that make you want to rip your eyes out

    Watched No Country for Old Men the other night, at a friend's house... thought it might be better on second viewing... it fucking wasn't. I very nearly got up and shot the screen with a hose ala the guy in it. I cannot stand that boring as hell movie, I can't believe it won best picture at the Oscars, what were they on, walking canes or something?
    No voting for Old Men from now on.

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    The fucking Bee movie. The WORST I can think of that I've seen recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    .. is Eli the new Allie?
    how'd you guess?
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    Far worse than Bee Movie was High School Musical 3. I had to self medicate with a Bloody Mary at lunch before I took the kid to that. It was absolutely excrutiating. How anyone thinks Zac Efron is straight is beyond me.

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    hmm, off the top of my head i can think of a lot of movies that make me wanna jab myself with a sharp pencil...freddy got fingered, face/off, the fifth element, the matrix, dude where's my car?, as good as it gets, coyote ugly. there has got to be more, though.

    and, i loved no country for old men...thought it was freakin' great!
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    I HATED HATED HATED and STILL HATE Forest Gump. Everybody raved about it and I thought it was the absolute dumbest movie ever. Also taking a top notch spot for me is NELL with Jodie Foster. Her 'special' language drove me batshit crazy.
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    Up Close & Personal with Robert Redford and Michelle Pfieffer

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    All of the Lords of the Ring bullshit.

    Anything with Jamie Foxx.

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    Shawshank Redemption. Golden hued, schmaltzy, Oscar bait DRECK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
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    I vote for Ellie as a hybrid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    GMTA.
    Is that slang for "well duhhhhhh"? Serious question, that.

    Somebody once told me, not too long ago actually, that they thought CONTACT was the dumbest movie ever. I seriously nearly came close to thinking at the time of slapping the bastard. Grrr...

    I hate movies that seem to exist purely to make me mad. Like Crash. I saw it, thought it was okay, but then it was jammed down by throat and I was like "oh fuck off already! I don't like you! Drive a car without a permit and do what your name suggests."

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    Crash, I HATE that stupid movie.

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    Contact IS stupid, but not as bad as some...

    CRASH was obvious and hamfisted.
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