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    Default Comedy Central: Roast of Bob Saget

    Anybody check out the Bob Saget roast on Comedy Central? I wasn't expecting it to be as funny as the other roasts, but I was pissing myself laughing. The funniest people were Jim Norton, Cloris Leachman and Gilbert Gottfried.

    Maybe I have a sick sense of humor, but I thought the best joke was Jim Norton: 'Cloris Leachman's pussy is so dry, when I tickled the lips they coughed.'

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    YES! Watched it last night! I laughed my ass off too!! Pleasantly surprised!

    Cloris Leachman was HILARIOUS! And Gilbert Godfried about Bob Sagat 'a man that raped and killed a girl in 1990!'

    I actually hope to catch it again, to pick up on all the stuff I missed!!

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    ^^Lynnie, I'm hoping to see it again, too. I laughed so hard that I went on youtube and started watching some of the old Comedy Central roasts.

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    I heard about this, but didn't catch it. I heard he was out of line with "Olsen" jokes...he kind of seems like he got creepy...IMO.
    Just about everybody was ripping on the Olsen twins. That was like the running gag of the roast.

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    Jon Lovitz cracked me up when he said that as a child Bob ran away to church and the priest asked him, "Can you blow out the candles?" and Bob said, "I don't know, can you set your dick on fire?"

    I'd like to see the uncensored version. I caught the uncensored Pamela Anderson roast Friday night and laughed my ass off at Courtney Love's crackhead ass claiming 1 year sober and she was smacked out of her gourd. Jeffrey Ross was the best on that one: "Courtney Love. The girl next door. If you live next to a methadone clinic." "How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?"
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    It was hilarious! I thought John Stamos was a good Roast Master and I thought Greg Giraldo was hilarious. All they were missing was Lisa Lampanelli

    Also, have to add that John Stamos is better looking now than he was when he was younger. The joke about him and Rebecca Romijn was hilarious. Something about how does it feel to have your wife leave you for the fat kid in Stand By Me......

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    I saw some of the previews and laughed my ass off. That Cloris Leachmen was cracking me up!
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    It was fucking hilarious! I was crying laughing!
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    My grandma went to high school with her. They keep in touch. Grandma doesn't talk like this though. Probably shouldn't forward this to her.

    Cloris Leachman Pt 1 | Roast of Bob Saget | Comedy Central

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    i hope its on again, i love Roasts.
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    Chloris was awesome:
    "I wish somebody would punch me in the face so I could see some stars!"

    She was a good sport,too. John Stamos said that this wasn't her first roast......in 1620 she was burned at the stake and her first STD was the plague!!!!!!! Love it!

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