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    Thumbs up Smurfs coming to the big screen

    Smurfs Coming To The Big Screen


    I'm sorry... I just had to. The Smurfs are getting their own movie. You know, the cartoon that forced children of the 80s out of their beds on Saturday morning!
    Variety is reporting that big names in the animation world are attached to the back end and the ball has already started to roll.


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    Jokey Smurf was my favorite.

    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
    Can we interest you in Leann Rimes? She has a nice little cadre of fans you'd probably enjoy.~ Pecan Pie

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    I liked sassette...
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    Oddly, I think this will be good. Feel free to punch me when I'm proven wrong tho.

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    My favorites were Gargamel and Azrael.

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    This is starting to sound like a worse and worse idea every time I hear more details about the Smurfs movie. It is now being called a mixture of live action and animation. Great! Another sign of the coming apocalypse, proving that Hollywood is out of original ideas. Ruin another beloved favorite, why don't you?

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    Hate the whole smurf bullshit and always have. Blue socialists:
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    YES!! The Smurfs were happy helpful communists and Gargamel was an evil capitalist!!! All kids should learn this important lesson.

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    As a child a friend of mine's mom used to object to the Smurfs as an example of "group homosexual living" no matter how many times we pointed out the presence of Smurfette. I guess it's all in how you look at things because I never got that vibe from the Smurfs.

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    The blue girl represented group sex.
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    Gangbangs ahoy!

    That would sure make the movie more interesting!

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    "And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.."

    Donnie Darko said it. Therefore it must be true.

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    do little kids today watch smurfs?

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    I love the smurfs, cant wait for this!!

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