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    The Ten Most Anti-Christian Movies of All Time



    Amid a welter of publicity for its supposedly anti-Christian message, The Golden Compass finally arrives in theaters today. We've seen it, and despite our high hopes, this neutered adaptation of the first entry in Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy will probably not kill God or turn America's children into atheists like the Catholic League promised. But given half a chance, any of the films on our list of the Ten Most Anti-Christian Movies of All Time just might.

    10. Carrie (1976)
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJe0iVo8y3A[/youtube]After the titular protagonist gets her first period at school, her crazy, devoutly Christian mother locks her in a closet and tells her to pray, explaining that only sinners menstruate (Wikipedia says this is false). Luckily, Carrie has telekinetic powers, which she uses to toss her mom across a room, electrocute her principal, and burn down her high school's gymnasium, killing hundreds of students. Parents, take note.


    9. Priest (1995)
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVNbV1zPDU[/youtube]

    Antonia Bird's film — which caused a flash of protest when Miramax released it — follows Linus Roache's gay priest as he struggles against his vow of celibacy, and his inability to help a young girl who confesses that her father is abusing her. Perhaps better described as anti-celibacy than anti-Christian, the film ends with a moment of grace that casts the film's view of faith in a somewhat gentler light, but it's hard to overstate how violently some religious viewers responded to the image of a Catholic priest doing it with Trainspotting's Robert Carlyle.


    8. Footloose (1984)



    Despite its canonical status as an eighties classic, we’re willing to bet that if an original script like Footloose — in which fun-loving teen Kevin Bacon arrives in a small town where preacher John Lithgow has banned rock music and dancing — landed on a Hollywood exec’s desk today, they’d be too afraid to produce it, lest it offend some key demographic. It’s Lithgow’s villain who really makes the movie: Soft-spoken and patronizing when he’s not spitting out the fire and brimstone ("He’s testing us!!"), his performance is a bone-chilling portrait of smug self-righteousness and could easily blend in among any number of Sunday-morning-TV preachers. The only thing missing is a bad hairpiece.

    7. Dogma (1999)


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3zEraHgfO4[/youtube]

    Sure, not all of the jokes were funny. Also, its plot is almost as incomprehensible as the Bible's. Even so, you've got to admire Kevin Smith for having the nerve to cast George Carlin as a cardinal (who tries to make Catholicism more accessible by replacing the crucifix with a statue of Jesus giving a thumbs-up), Chris Rock as the thirteenth apostle (who was omitted from the Bible for being black), and Alanis Morrisette as God (this really pissed off Christians, since her second album had just come out and it was a total stinker). Plus, he got Disney to pay for it!

    6. Jesus Camp (2006)
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CgvgjfwyPs[/youtube]
    Documentary filmmakers Rachel Grady and Heidi Ewing probably never set out to make Evangelical Christians look crazy, but when they showed up at the Kids on Fire School of Ministry, a children's Bible camp in Devils Lake, North Dakota, and set up their cameras, that's exactly what happened. The home-schooled little rascals roll around on the floor speaking in tongues, take strategic pointers from radical Islam, and bless a cardboard cutout of President Bush (see above). Disgraced pastor Ted Haggard even shows up to decry the horrors of homosexuality, presumably in between visits to his gay, meth-dealing masseur.

    5. The Name of the Rose (1986)
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-_hkLBVnc[/youtube]True, the heroes of Umberto Eco's religio-literary mystery are themselves monks — played by Sean Connery and Christian Slater in the movie version — but that doesn't stop this thriller, set in a medieval abbey where the faithful are dying in pursuit of a long-lost and forbidden copy of Aristotle's Poetics, from being one of cinema's most damning looks at religious superstition. Not the least because,besides the two leads, practically every monk in this film (1) is hideous-looking and (2) dies a horrible, excruciating death. It's as if H.R. Giger and Dario Argento collaborated on the film version of God Is Not Great. Don't miss the scene where Ron Perlman eats a rat.

    4. The Magdalene Sisters (2002)


    There have been plenty of movies in recent years about priestly abuse — God only knows why — but few are more single-minded in their condemnation than Peter Mullan's harrowing look at three unfortunate young Irish Catholic women who wind up under the custody of a Magdalene convent for wayward girls in the sixties. Between the beatings and rapes they're subjected to at the hands of sadistic nuns and lewd priests, and the brutality of the ostensibly God-fearing society outside the convent walls, Mullan's film plays at times like Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS remade in monastic disguise.


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJYiJQ-jbkM[/youtube]
    3. The Boys of St. Vincent (1993)
    This four-hour Canadian telefilm is a difficult, complex portrait of a Catholic orphanage ruled over by a pedophilic priest (Henry Czerny, in a role that launched him into a career of playing creepy bastards). But the film isn't anti-Christian because it's yet another movie about a priest who can't keep his hands off the flock; it's anti-Christian because its primary theme is the creeping danger of Catholicism's emphasis on submission of the self to those above you on the pecking order, whether that's a priest, a Church administrator, or God Himself.

    2. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)


    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8[/youtube]

    The blasphemous Life of Brian would have been the obvious choice here, but that one just gently chides the Jesus myth, whereas the Pythons' final film actually eviscerates the pettiness of religion in everyday life, never more effectively than in the hilarious musical number "Every Sperm Is Sacred," sung by a miserably poor and overpopulated Catholic household while their preening, repressed Protestant neighbors look on in pity. ("When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear … I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant!'")

    1. The Canterbury Tales (1972)
    Although he made what many still consider to be the quintessential Jesus movie (The Gospel According to St. Matthew, 1964), Italian Marxist homosexual poet Pier Paolo Pasolini was no fan of religious dogma, and his sex-drenched, free-form adaptation of Geoffrey Chaucer's poem constantly thumbs its nose at the falsely pious. But Pasolini saves the big one for the end: The film ends with a shocking and hilarious vision of Hell in which Satan cracks open his butt cheeks and shits out streams of screaming friars. In close-up. Repeatedly. Sadly, we were unable to find this clip on YouTube, but then we realized we could put it up ourselves.
    Uh, NSFW, unless you work in Hell.
    The Ten Most Anti-Christian Movies of All Time -- Vulture -- Entertainment & Culture Blog -- New York Magazine
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    i think it's cute that any movie that says that you think for yourself, despite what a religion pounds into you, is somehow ANTI CHRISTIAN.

    I guess 'christian' movies are just OBEY, OBEY, OBEY.
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    ^Meh, I think the list is mostly tongue in cheek.

    Could also be titled "Top Ten Movies Most Likely To Enrage Fundies".
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    Another one that should be on here is El Crimen del Padre Amaro.

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=GRQsmUg8E_U[/YOUTUBE]

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    The Magdalene Sisters was an amazing film.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    The Magdalene Sisters was an amazing film.
    I was just going to post that!


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    I'm a Christian and none of these movies bother me in the least. In fact, Dogma is one of my favorite movies, it is just laugh out loud funny. That whole movie is hilarious, especially all the bits with George Carlin. I don't mind anyone poking fun at my religion, I do cringe a bit when people make fun of God or JC, but hey thats their prerogative. What the hell, who cares, thats life...I'm not in a position to judge. Actually, the most offensive movie I think I saw was The Last Temptation of Christ. Its easy enough to avoid what you don't want to see. Just turn the TV off and stop bitching, people get offended over all kinds of things and want to bitch to everyone. There is a simple solution. Plus, even that movie had a big ol' disclaimer if I remember correctly, saying it wasn't based on The Bible, so I don't see how people could get so up in arms about it.
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    I love Dogma! Particularly the disclaimer at the beginning. It was the best reading that on screen in a sold out theater.

    The Magdalene Sisters is based on many accounts of those nunneries. A lot of those things actually happened. The last one didn't shut down until the 90s.

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    I loved the book the Last Temptation of Christ (and I read it while I was still very much a believer). I haven't bothered with the movie and I hear it's not so good, actually.

    I've seen and mostly liked 7/10 in this list... Interesting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Actually, the most offensive movie I think I saw was The Last Temptation of Christ.
    Haven't see it, because I haven't gotten around to reading the book yet.

    The book author, Nikos Kazantzakis is actually my all-time favourite writer. While this specific book was the one that got him excommunicated, his intent in writing it was very much existential as opposed to offensive (fun fact: at the credits of Dogma, Kevin Smith lists all his influences in making this film, and Kazantzakis appears on list).
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    i didn't find the last temptation of christ offensive at all. ok, i'm not religious but still, i think it's only fundies with a very narrow, close-minded view of jesus that would be offended. it doesn't insult jesus, just reflects on jesus the man (human, questioninng, imperfect) as opposed to jesus the figure on the cross. it's a much deeper, sensitive film than say, the passion of the christ. that jesus wasn't even a person, just a body getting tortured.
    and the movie is actually good, yanna. you should watch it. of course, it doesn't compare to the book but if you watch it objectively and not in terms of how it measures up to the novel, it's pretty good. (and willem dafoe is the sexiest jesus ever).
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    A secure person can successfully poke fun at themselves and their habits or shortcomings.

    Therefore, one might believe that one who is confident in and of their faith can poke fun and recognize the positive and negative there as well.
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    Jesus Camp scared me. Especially when the kids couldn't wait to touch the cardboard George Bush.

    Great documentary though.

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    I was expecting Pasolini's Salo, rather than his Canterbury Tales. Sade was a raging God hater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    I'm a Christian and none of these movies bother me in the least. In fact, Dogma is one of my favorite movies, it is just laugh out loud funny. That whole movie is hilarious, especially all the bits with George Carlin. I don't mind anyone poking fun at my religion, I do cringe a bit when people make fun of God or JC, but hey thats their prerogative. What the hell, who cares, thats life...I'm not in a position to judge. Actually, the most offensive movie I think I saw was The Last Temptation of Christ. Its easy enough to avoid what you don't want to see. Just turn the TV off and stop bitching, people get offended over all kinds of things and want to bitch to everyone. There is a simple solution. Plus, even that movie had a big ol' disclaimer if I remember correctly, saying it wasn't based on The Bible, so I don't see how people could get so up in arms about it.
    ITA. Dogma was hilarious.

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