Step it up and Dance (Bravo)

[Sojiita]

It is going to take a real disaster on Cody's part for him to lose this thing. I am almost certain Michael is toast this next episode.

Anyone see the previews where it looks like someone gets hurt?

[KristiB]

I didn't see that. I adore Michelle and would love to see her win if it isn't going to be Cody.

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Originally Posted by Sojiita

Anyone see the previews where it looks like someone gets hurt?

Looked like Mochi.

[Sojiita]

So I predict that Mochi, while injured, will pull through somehow, and hot papi Michael will be sent home.

Also:

-Nick will bitch about things being taught too 'fast'
-Miguel will bitch about Michael
-Cody will be 'aw shucks' when he once again gets a tonguebath from the judges
-Janelle will have either a 1. dumb blond moment or 2. 'white girl' moment.
-hot papi Michael will complain about something not being hiphop...before he has to do his 'last dance'.

[KristiB]

This is for anyone who just saw Miguel in his underwear




That atom/stair challenge sucked and that French dude is a douche. "You must perform wit zee broken bones and zee concussion. Even if zee guts are oozing out of zee wound zee show must go on!"

No more Michael. sorry Soj.

[Sojiita]

*uses eye bleach*

I was so bored by that awful episode I was slightly catatonic when Michael was given his dancing papers, so it was not so bad..plus I KNEW it was coming.

Fucking Miguel the muleface needs to go next..and then get struck by lightning just before being run over by a bus.

Mochi should have told that guest judge to shove his pomposity up his ass.

Christ Miguel gets kudos for the choreography? I thought this was about dance! First Top Chef turns into Top Caterer, now this show is turning into Top Choreographer. Shit get on with the fucking dancing bitches!

And I absolutely loathe and detest that stupid Co$ cunt judge. Hope a small meteor falls directly on her and busts her stupid brains out.


*yeah.well I guess I am a little bitter.. lol

[KristiB]

Originally Posted by Sojiita

And I absolutely loathe and detest that stupid Co$ cunt judge. Hope a small meteor falls directly on her and busts her stupid brains out.
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She's Co$?

Miguel ends up crying to his mommy next week. I still think he'll outlast Nick and Janelle unless they step it up.

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by KristiB

She's Co$?

Miguel ends up crying to his mommy next week. I still think he'll outlast Nick and Janelle unless they step it up.

Well there is someone by the same name in Co$..of course it is probably not her..but I am using it anyway as another reason to hate on that bitch.

*Look at this shit from that bitch's blog:

..Mochi should have done the original choreography. Build a bridge and get over it! It was a bruise. Reaching further and pushing yourself is what it takes in this business we call show. I wanted to see her strengths, not her weaknesses. She was put in a group with Cody and Nick. C'mon, she could have shined brighter than the sun.

The good news is I do believe Mochi will listen to her inner strength from now on and push herself. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.



No bitch, her body is her career and she knows it better than you, cunt. And yeah it may not have KILLED her..just her career! you stupid bitch. There is a reason they have unions, understudy's, etc. She had a doctor she did not know in some emergency room give a quick diagnosis and that was it-it happened in a few hours. She was SMART to play it safe and NOT risk her career on this stupid reality show when she is on BROADWAY now in Cats and has a job on Broadway to go back to and a career to continue, bitch.

build a fucking bridge yourself and get over your own massive bitchiness you fucking twit!

*That meteor cannot possibly hit this bitch in the head and send her pathetic little brain splattering quick enough.

[KristiB]

Bad time to have a brain fart Mochi! Oh well I've had them too. But boy did she recover well and that move on the floor was hot!!!

I was hoping they'd bring Michael back to partner with Miguel

Anyway I don't see the point of bringing Oscar and his ballet spins back.

Still feeling the Miguel hate too. Wish he would have failed.

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by KristiB

Bad time to have a brain fart Mochi! Oh well I've had them too. But boy did she recover well and that move on the floor was hot!!!

I was hoping they'd bring Michael back to partner with Miguel

Anyway I don't see the point of bringing Oscar and his ballet spins back.

Still feeling the Miguel hate too. Wish he would have failed.

at the bolded part.


Miguel is such a little bitch! Dropping Mochi on the ground like a piece of garbage? Too bad Jessica leaving him(again! HAHAHa!!! ) actually ended up helping him since he got to be a little bitch and got to dance solo instead(since he SUCKS at and HATES partnering and so WOULD have dropped Jessica).

They suck for putting The Cody on the bottom with Janelle.

If she could have gotten away with it and not been eliminated for it, I would have liked to have seen Mochi bitchslap Miguel.

Janelle was stupid for picking James. Michael with his latin training and ability to EMOTE would have been a better choice. And he would probably have been able to heft up Janelle with a smile on his face(no matter how he was struggling) without it looking like he was lifting a two ton cow up in the air(I am looking at you James and your massive grimacing!).

I really hate Nancy and hope she chokes to death on her latest food analogy, and Vincent can just suck it

..and regarding his latest blog..You stupid fucking queen! It is an ORIENTATION!! not a PREFERENCE!! there is no CHOICE about it(being gay) Way to perpetuate that stereotype you stupid fucking cuntball!

*exhausted..rant over*

[KristiB]

I knew Oscar wouldn't last ! Like I said before, why bring someone back so they can get kicked off again?

Miguel's ego is out of control. Someone needs to bring that bitch down.

[tulip]

I can't believe Miguel is still on the show. His whining and crying coupled with his over inflated ego and bad haircut. Although, his solo should be amusing.

When I saw Janelle doing cheerleader/pom videos, I thought that it was the perfect outlet for her. Until then, I couldn't put my finger on exactly what her dancing reminded me of -- but as soon as I saw those poms in her hands that sealed it for me. She's a pom. That's exactly her look, body shape, etc. She's not a classically trained dancer at all.

I would like Mochi or Nick to win. Cody is really bugging me for some reason.

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

So the show is over, right???

I could have sworn the finale was supposed to come on the other night but I missed it

And I dont understand because whenever a show has its finale you KNOW Bravo shows, like 12 days worth of marathons for it and I havent seen a single rerun yet!?

What happened? Anyone know?

[KristiB]

Yes there was the season finale and Elizabeth Berkley looked like she weighed 900lbs in a black sequined dress.

Miguel twisted his ankle during a practice and had to go to the hospital. And of course he started running his mouth about how if anyone else won it would be by default. I was annoyed and wish he would have lost at 100%

They had to do a Sex in the City type dance then their solo dance.

Mochi won the Sex in the City challenge. She gets to be in a music video by some dude I've never heard of.

Everybody did an outstanding job on their solos. I really thought Mochi or Miguel (and it pains me to say that he did a great job on that ankle) would win but it was Cody.

Cody cried on stage because he thought of someone he knew who died. His girlfriend looked shocked so maybe he's really not an emotional guy.

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

^^Thank you

I totally thought Mochi had a cance of winning though. I cant believe I still havent seen this episode!!!