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    Talking Zombie Strippers

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    Move over "Anna Nicole," this is now the most-anticipated movie of the hour! Jenna Jameson's "Zombie Strippers" was supposed to go straight to DVD, but lucky for you, it will play selected cities on April 18th. It's a limited-release, so clear your schedules NOW!
    The studio probably realized they have an award-winning epic on their hands and must release it in theaters first to qualify for Oscar nominations. Wise decision.
    The movie is basically about a bunch of strippers eating each other. Jenna is back to doing what she does best! It also stars Robert Englund. Hell, at least he doesn't have to play Freddy again.
    Click here to see a list of cities. Buy your tickets now, because it's totally going to sell out.



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    'selected cities'=times square grindhouses?

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    omg i just got an email about this. i never even knew this movie was being done! poor Robert Englund, what the hell is he thinking?
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    I bet it's STILL better than Jessica Simpson's movie!
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    Is this pre-anorexic Jenna? If it is, I may give it a look.

    Zombies AND strippers? I mean, come on, people.


    Come on.

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    Weird, I think her bra is photoshoped 'cause I know this pic:


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    Yeah...

    I like yours better.

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    I thought she was'nt doing porn anymore. *snicker*

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    Just when we thought zombie movies couldn't come any worse.

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