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    Default This trailer got HUGE laughs at the theater! And it isn't even a comedy!

    The preview looked good and the theater was quiet until the title popped up. I swear the entire theater roared with laughter.

    Who the hell greenlighted that title?!

    Watch till the end...

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pifkqLq6c0[/YOUTUBE]

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    OMFG... that is hilarious!

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    Are you kidding? It's not a Jason/Freddy movie, it's a suspense, give it a suspensful title at least.

    Here's the pathetic part. A whole bunch of people in a room liked and agreed on that title, so there's more than one moron out there.
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    Haha! Even more funny than the title is the narrator, I love that guy, his voice just cracks me up. He probably has an insane amount of money for all the work he does.
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    haha, what a dumbass name!
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    Sounds like it should be some kind of porno and not scarey movie! LOL.

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    ^ no kidding. Was that what the book was called...Clive Barker's a writer (Imajica, Lord of Illusions, and MY fav Thief of Always)?
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    I will admit, the trailer scared me a little..but the title made it all better!
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    The movie loses all credibility once you hear the title 'Midnight Meat Train.' Something tells me this title is getting changed before the movie comes out, unless they want it to bomb. But, then again, Brooke Shields is in it, so it'll probably bomb anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Haha! Even more funny than the title is the narrator, I love that guy, his voice just cracks me up. He probably has an insane amount of money for all the work he does.
    I was thinking the same thing, cuz he sounds so serious but the title takes the cake at the end

    Is there a Razzie for the stupidest movie title? This should win.

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    I wonder if the voiceover guy cracked up when he read "Midnight Meat Train." Can you imagine the outtakes of Scary Voiceover Guy cracking the fuck up at the stupid shit they make him say??

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    So, out of ALL the people who saw the title before the trailer was aired, producers, actors, assistant, the director's grandma or something, nobody paused and went "Hey, wait a minute!".

    Priceless.
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    So what would be an improvement, what do you think they'll end up titling it? I say the easiest thing is to just take "meat" out of the title. "Midnight Train" is kind of boring though.

    Midnight Carving Train?
    Midnight Train Butcher?
    USDA Prime Cut Train?
    Last Stop?
    Last Train?

    This is harder than I thought.

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    ^...Shoot The Meat?
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    But he was using one of those bludgeoning things they use on cows (poor cows!).
    So maybe "Bludgeon The Meat?" Anything with "meat" in it makes me think of porn and giggle...

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