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    Default My Big Redneck Wedding!

    This show is the funniest thing on TV! It comes on CMT, which features redneck couples who have some of wild crazy ass weddings!!
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    'Hot pockets? I love hot pockets!'

    That shit is funny. The first couple have to be cousins.

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    I can't stand this show. It is painful to watch. I watched about ten minutes of it and my i.q. dropped about 100 points.
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    OMG!! How did I not know about this show???? These are some truly frightening people.

    Hot Pockets and clitoris...seriously, it can't get much better than that!!

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    My IQ and intelligence are secure.. I watch this show every Saturday afternoon, and I love it. They are funny. In the one with hot pocket, the bride misplaced her teeth and her mother offered to let her use hers!! Also, he proposed to her by pissing will you marry me in the street!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    My IQ and intelligence are secure.. I watch this show every Saturday afternoon, and I love it. They are funny. In the one with hot pocket, the bride misplaced her teeth and her mother offered to let her use hers!! Also, he proposed to her by pissing will you marry me in the street!!
    Please tell me you are joking?!?!? I have got to watch this show. It's going to be my new favorite!! It would have been a nice touch if he did it in the snow, don't ya think??

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Please tell me you are joking?!?!? I have got to watch this show. It's going to be my new favorite!! It would have been a nice touch if he did it in the snow, don't ya think??
    No, and he seems to not mind going to the bathroom outside!! Yes, but luckily there was no snow on the Eastern Shore of Maryland at the time..
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    Amber and John..Georgia couple who enjoys Mud wrestling, pig hunting, and mud bogging!! This is the best one YET!! Walking in the mud barefoot, while feeding the catfish pig guts...Awesome!! Who goes to walmart to get their nails done!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    Who goes to walmart to get their nails done!!
    In my college town, the only good nail salon was the one in Walmart. It wasn't Walmart owned, they paid rent, but none of the other ones were clean or did decent work. I've gotten my nails done in Walmart countless times.

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    We get CMT here in The Great White North; I will have to check their site to see if we get this show! Too funny!



    No offence to any Arkansans....

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    Some of those people should choose this music to play as they prepare to wed, instead of The Wedding March:

    YouTube - Leroy Pullins - I'm A Nut

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    oh dear god. i heard about this show from someone i work with.
    i swear, not all georgians are like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    No, and he seems to not mind going to the bathroom outside!! Yes, but luckily there was no snow on the Eastern Shore of Maryland at the time..
    Crap!! That's where my parents live!!!! Ha!

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    I live in Georgia. I promise I don't hunt, wear camis or pee in the snow ;D
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