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    The Teeth Teaser Poster
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    Courtesy of Roadside Attraction, we have a baby teeth-sized look at the teaser one-sheet for Teeth.

    The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

    The film stars Jess Weixler, John Hensley ("Nip/Tuck"), Josh Paris (Phone Booth), Hale Appleman, Ashley Springer, Vivienne Benesch, Lenny Von Dohlen, Nicole Swahn, Julia Garro and Adam Wagner. Teeth was written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein.

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    Gives 'dental dam' a whole new meaning.

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    WTF is a "toothed vagina?"
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    I saw the trailor for this this morning, it looks so messed up, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by nwgirl View Post
    WTF is a "toothed vagina?"
    I know! WTF?

    This film looks rather strange.


    *edit* I've just watched the trailer.. lol. it looks really cheesy. Well, at least i know what a toothed vagina is..
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    WTF?!?!?!? That is so odd...wtf!?!?!?
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    This is fucking ridic. Not cool.

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    There are native american folktales about teeth in the vagina... pretty funny and interesting stuff.

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    I looked up vagina dentata on Wikipedia; there was a link to the site of Dr. Dean Edell, on which he related a case of a doctor who during the course of a pelvic exam, saw some white bumps inside the walls of the woman's vagina and determined they were teeth. She ended up having a dermoid cyst, which can contain such things as teeth, hair, etc.
    Dermoid cyst - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwgirl View Post
    WTF is a "toothed vagina?"
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    Parasitic twin!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    I looked up vagina dentata on Wikipedia; there was a link to the site of Dr. Dean Edell, on which he related a case of a doctor who during the course of a pelvic exam, saw some white bumps inside the walls of the woman's vagina and determined they were teeth. She ended up having a dermoid cyst, which can contain such things as teeth, hair, etc.
    Dermoid cyst - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    HOLY SHIT! Oh my God the.. thoughts running in my mind won't stop.. on that one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    I looked up vagina dentata on Wikipedia; there was a link to the site of Dr. Dean Edell, on which he related a case of a doctor who during the course of a pelvic exam, saw some white bumps inside the walls of the woman's vagina and determined they were teeth. She ended up having a dermoid cyst, which can contain such things as teeth, hair, etc.
    Dermoid cyst - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    That is the craziest thing I've heard in a while. It was like her own twin/clone/offspring was feeding from her inside.... a cancerous alien offspring being gestating inside her... it'd make a bad horror movie.

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