I didn't like the movie at all. I'm a huge fan of the half hour episodes though.
my funniest homer quotes.
- Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
-Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
-I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
-Son, if you want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet they're about to announce the lottery numbers
-You don't win friends with salad
-Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.
-(At the gym, and sees the sign 'GYM'.) Gime? What a gime?
Then he walks in, and sees its a gym, and says 'ohhh a GIME'.
-I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
-You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving!
-Homer: (Offering Lisa a donut.) Donut?
Lisa: Uhh... got any fruit?
Homer: This one has purple in it. Purple's a fruit.
-Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.
-Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer
-What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here, anyway.