Rock of Love with Bret Michaels on VH1

Mel1973 · July 11th, 2007, 09:17 AM

Ladies will "Open Up and Say Ahhh" when Poison singer searches for his rock bachelorette on reality TV.

Bret Michaels

Bret Michaels, the frontman of '80s pop-metal band Poison, will be looking for love in a new VH1 series from the producers of the network's hit Flavor of Love.
The cable network is set to debut a 10-episode reality series titled Rock of Love With Bret Michaels in July. The show will feature Michaels looking for a woman who can keep up with his rock-and-roll lifestyle and not become jealous of his one true passion--performing--which is said to be the reason for the destruction of most of his relationships.
The women, who will live with Michaels in his "Los Angeles rock palace," will be put through various challenges in a test of their devotion to him as well as their understanding of everything rock and roll. Those who win these challenges will join Michaels on "wild and exclusive excursions," while "those who can't hang like true backstage VIPs will be escorted out in bona fide rock star fashion," VH1 said.
VH1 has found success with other series featuring celebrities looking for a soulmate, including Flavor of Love and I Love New York, both of which have set ratings records for the network.
Poison, which came out of the Los Angeles club scene in the mid-1980s, scored hits with such tunes as "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and "Unskinny Bop," but its popularity faded as grunge took over in the early 1990s.

from tv.com

has anyone seeen the previews for this shit? Makes Flavor of Love seem tame.....

ekee · July 11th, 2007, 12:51 PM

I will give this a try. But bring back Flavor of Love soon!!

*hides in shame for admitting she watches trashy tv*

Mel1973 · July 11th, 2007, 01:28 PM

I watch it with you ... I love America's Next Top Model (especially when I lay around and watch a whole season in one day) and I even caught myself watching Flavor of Love Charm School (and I hate MO!!) - I'd like to bust that Pumkin right in her effing mouth too.... trashy bitch!

sweetrebel · July 11th, 2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mel1973

I watch it with you ... I love America's Next Top Model (especially when I lay around and watch a whole season in one day) and I even caught myself watching Flavor of Love Charm School (and I hate MO!!) - I'd like to bust that Pumkin right in her effing mouth too.... trashy bitch!

These are 2 of my oldest daughter's faves, so I find myself watching them, too.

Mel1973 · July 11th, 2007, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetrebel

These are 2 of my oldest daughter's faves, so I find myself watching them, too.

I know .. I'm such a child...

LynnieD · July 11th, 2007, 04:07 PM

I'm big enough to admit that I'll be watching this horse shit too. I will.....

Picara · July 11th, 2007, 05:06 PM

He was so purty, once upon a time. I don't think he looks like that now.

I'll be watching. I'm ashamed to admit I'm also watching Scott Baio is 45. I need reality TV rehab!

DoveFeatheredRaven · July 11th, 2007, 06:01 PM

I can't believe shows like this are on the air and Studio 60 was cancelled. Yes, I am pissed and bitter.

nwgirl · July 11th, 2007, 06:05 PM

Ummmm...I'll probably watch it. I have had a secret crush on him for years. He does mini interviews for VH1 all the time on their 1990's, 1980's shows and I always purr when he comes on. It's strange, cause I usually don't like my men with longer hair or more makeup than me, but something about him totally does it for me.

I'll be in therapy if anyone needs me.

Mel1973 · July 12th, 2007, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Picara

He was so purty, once upon a time. I don't think he looks like that now.

I'll be watching. I'm ashamed to admit I'm also watching Scott Baio is 45. I need reality TV rehab!

He's apparently still a horny bastard. From the looks of the previes, he taps every ass there. Meanwhile all the sluts are whining about how "special" he makes them feel and hopes he don't kick their asses off.

I'm watching that Scott Baio shit too. Who is that gal with the AWFUL bangs who tells him "I got my first AIDs test because of you - yeah, you cheated on me that much"??? She needs to lay off the Bud Light!

ekee · July 12th, 2007, 12:44 PM

So when does this air?
I feel like watching some trashy tv this weekend. Charm School was hilarious.

I saw the preview for this, and I noticed Bret waxed his pits. Very manly.

Moongirl · July 12th, 2007, 06:39 PM

Whenever he has appeared on any of those VH1 "I Love The 80's/90's/whatever" shows, he has always come off as a prick...

ekee · July 15th, 2007, 10:09 PM

Who watched this tonight?

It wasn't as bad as I thought. I may be watching it again next week. hha :p

Mel1973 · July 16th, 2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ekee

Who watched this tonight?

It wasn't as bad as I thought. I may be watching it again next week. hha :p

I watched it. My two least favorites are that blonde/big tittied/ moron Brandi C and the drunken crackwhore Tiffany. Need to see more eliminations. Loving Big John. For some reason, I like Jes - the gal with the pink hair. And yes, I will watch this again....

DeChayz · July 16th, 2007, 10:18 AM

I caught about 7 minutes of this last night where Bret was attempting to ask some moron about nerself and she gave these completely unrelated and incoherent answers.
"Do you like to go out and party or are you happier chilling at home?"
"Um I uh well uh I dunno I um it's like y'know when it's right you just like you just like know, you know?"
I forget the second question but it doesn't matter because the answer was just as nonsensical as the first. But he didn't care because she had a nice body. Wonderful.