Even better was Dr Phil before it, with those women beating the chairs up. Hahaha. It was absurd. I like it when he swears at people, though.. it makes me happy.
And now, don't get me started on Oprah again! 20 yrs of ME ME ME...nyah, nyah, nyah...Wow, what an achievement to be so full of oneself for so long. I didn't watch the show but I bet she did a serious retrospective of all her fab hairdos. "I'm Oprah and I've done so much for the world I'm friggin GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!" Did she talk about Gayle? And what about Stedman? What his deal anyway? Hey Oprah, guess what? Your shit stinks too!
yes she did refer to her hairdos, and showed some.
and then sydney poiter was on (as a surprise guest) and read aloud something he wrote for her, basically that she was a genius. and all sorts of celebs were taped fawning over her as well. (jen aniston, tom cruise and the like). i mean, every step of the way she has some sort of praisefest, like her parties, black women fests, black and white party, her 50th b day party . . . get on with it for gods sake. just do a show. last week she mentioned TWICE that quincy jones said her "future was so bright it scorched his eyes." i would be damn embarassed to bring shit like that up. just deflect the praise and dont dwell on it so much. christ we know how great you are. its so redundant.
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"God, excuse my beauty!" --Steven, the Arizona tranny
Oprah's 20th anniversary praisefest
"I'm Oprah and I've done so much for the world I'm friggin GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!" 
Hey Oprah, guess what? Your shit stinks too!
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