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Thread: Married With Children: Love it or hate it?

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    Default Married With Children: Love it or hate it?

    This show always has me in hysterics.
    Here's some classic al bundy quotes, if you've got them share them as well as your favourite episodes. Discuss. I love this show.


    Al(to the male stripper):"Oh, and if my wife loses anything down your pants, so will you."

    We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.

    [Al telling his neighbour Marcy how she can be more attractive].
    "Poke out eyes of every male on earth".
    "Ski mask"
    "Paper bag over ski mask"
    "Stick picture of Cindy Crawford on your back and walk backwards.
    "Always walk behind attractive woman".
    "Write to the president and ask him to declare every day 'halloween'



    Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me
    make love to you



    Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.


    If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men


    I'd rather dive off the Sears Tower head first into a thumbtack or bait a crocodile with my manhood


    Al's response when Marcy asks Peggy and Al if they have any contraception she can have; 'I've got this magazine with Whoopi Goldberg on the cover

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    Can't say I watch it now, but I liked it when it was popular. Very cool/unusual show.

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    LOVE it. Brilliant show.

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    Loved it!

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    i loved it when it was on haven't seen any reruns lately of it. I loved the dog
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    LOVE IT! It's what people really think, but never say...

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    LOVED IT! I refurbished some of the best put-downs from that show to use on other kids when I was in school thanks to Bud and Kelly ripping each other apart. That show was a gold-mine of meanness and over the top cruelty.

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    Love it sometimes I watch the reruns on fx.

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    i love that show

    i love the aliens that need al's socks for fuel to save the planet

    no ma'am shows ( men against amazonin masterhood)

    so many shows

    the british tried to remake the shows and failed
    the original was better then the remake

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    OMG LOVE IT! ESPECIALLY THE LATER ONES WITH JEFFERSON DARCY

    my faves in order of funniness:
    Jefferson
    Al
    Kelly
    The dog (i forget his name right now WTF)
    Bud
    Marcy
    Peggy
    Al's stupid friends like Griff and Bob Rooney but i love them all!

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    Al only getting horny once a year when he saw Peg bent over scrubbing the picnic table...

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    the labor day bb-q

    eating aunt tuddie's ashes in the hamburger

    al's speech on labor day "and the women still didn't work"

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    Did anyone see the one where al and his friends were installing a satellite on the roof of thehouse and they all kept sliding off the roof, and the women were inside laughing everytime one of them fell and they were having bets on who'd fall next And Al's like "Ok, so we've all fallen off at least once", and one of the guys is like, "Not me" and 2 seconds later he starts sliding to the edge and he cant stop himself, and he falls off, . And when al gets on the roof he says to the kids, 'now whatever you do, dont turn on the tv' and Bud forgets and turns on the tv and you see Al getting electrocuted, haha. Best episode. I dont think i've ever laughed that much in my life!

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    ^ uh yeah i've seen it only about 4 million fucking times! poor Al

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    HILARIOUS! I miss it, i grew up watching it

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