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    I love this show. Especially the blocaine sharing (not selling!) senator felon Thomas Ravenel.






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    Southern Charm Recap: It's all about Queen Patricia

    Lady Gaga approved

    Posted by Stephanie Barna on Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    Let's get real. The only reason we couldn't wait to watch the season two premiere of Southern Charm was because we wanted to see what Ms. Patricia Altschul has been up to. And this episode delivered plenty of Pat. Thank goodness, because the other yahoos were doing more of the same in this episode: talking shit about T-Rav and Kathryn. Booorrrinng.

    But back to Queen Patricia. Even Lady Gaga took time to tweet about her fabulousness during the show. Which just legitimized our own adoration of her.

    As a lady to the manor born, our gal Pat knows what's what when it comes to holding court in bed, wearing feathery bedclothes, drinking cold martinis, conducting oneself properly after one gets knocked up, and hosting parties. No wonder Whitney is reluctant to cut the boa feathers that keep him close to his mama. What woman could ever measure up to this creature?




    We first encounter Ms. Altschul in her chintz-lined boudoir where she, reclining in a white feather boa, is served breakfast by her manservant and visited by her only child, Whitney, who was let out of the nursery for a quick audience with the queen.

    As she lounged, she talked shit about Kathryn and T-Rav too, but in the most delicious way. On Kathryn's pregnancy out of wedlock: "In my day, if you got knocked up, you went to a home for unwed mothers, your parents changed their name and moved to Missoula."

    Apparently, T-Rav and Kathryn are having a second christening because Kathryn fired the first godmother for the original sin — ie. flirting with her man. Pat went to the first christening and observes, "You shouldn't have a second christening. It just invites comments."

    Mom and son chat about Whitney's future plans — he'll be moving into a beach house with Shep where she predicts they'll be canoodling (with each other?) — and she points out that he's failed to open his restaurant yet while Shep has already opened his hot dog stand. Oh. That hurts, mom.

    Pat's date to the second christening is K. Cooper Ray, an equally fabulous Charleston bon vivant. She describes him as "one of these people who is very tuned into all the nuances of Southern society. If I need an escort, I call him up. He's good company."

    In other words, he's her gay best friend, and they make fun of everyone together. They get started right away, admiring her Birkin, which is full of her gear for the trip to Edisto for the second christening. "We're going to the swamp, so we might meet some snakes and gators," she jokes.

    "And that's just the guest list," says Cooper. Ba dum bum.

    The butler gives each a cocktail in a glass. "Oh, no roadies?" pouts Pat. Of course not, says the butler, we're not taking the Prius today, we're taking the Bentley. Duh. Pat perks up at that: "Car-tinis!" she trills as they head to T-Rav's plantation for the scandalous second christening of the most beautiful baby on the planet. Seriously, even Craig and Cameran cannot deny how beautiful T-Rav and Kathryn's little Kensie is.

    Patricia and Cooper arrive via Bentley at the muggy, buggy event, and Kathryn wilts under her judgmental glare: "Patricia is very intimidating in her aura that she gives off when she's around people," says Kathryn. No wonder she feels intimidated. Patricia quickly runs down all her failures to the camera: "I have no idea who would have any event outside in August and I think that the decor leaves something to be desired. Kathryn, she definitely has a lot to learn." Ouch.

    Patricia, Cooper, and the butler ditch the 200-degree outdoor party for the cool environs of T-Rav's plantation kitchen and we learn some tricks of the queen's trade: "One cannot drink cheap wine in the heat. I love the idea of being prepared, so Michael knows to bring my martini fixings with him." And she heaps high praise on Robert the butler's cocktail skills: "He has martini making down to a science."

    As for what happened in the rest of the episode. We basically got caught up with our charming cast of characters. Here's a rundown of what you need to know:

    Cameran: Loves her new husband, hates vaginal birth, finds being a realtor hard, provides humorous and insightful commentary as the Greek chorus.

    Thomas: Loves fatherhood, is running for U.S. Senate seat against Lindsey Graham, finds Kathryn difficult, does not want to get married.

    Craig: Loves to party, hates to work, hates rules, drinks too much, chases tail, heads for rock bottom.

    Kathryn: Loves T-Rav sorta, loves her baby, hates her post-baby body, hates living on a plantation in the boondocks, hates skinnier women and any lady who looks at T-Rav.

    Landon: Does not have a faux-hawk, does not have a secret married boyfriend, is an old friend of Shep's and the replacement for Jenna.

    Shep: Loves not having kids, loves himself unconditionally, loves his life.

    Whitney: Loves his mommy, hates Kathryn and calls her a hillbilly femme fatale, claims to love T-Rav.

    JD: Loves that T-Rav is now a dad, worries that T-Rav is in over his head, looks cool as a cucumber in a seersucker suit on a sweltering summer day.

    Next week on Southern Charm: Cartwheels, Thomas' Senate run, Craig's train wreck, and the shameless strumpet .




    Southern Charm Recap: It's all about Queen Patricia | Holy Cinema | Charleston City Paper

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    Is it a reality show or scripted? (sorry, article tl; dr).

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    I think Kathryn looks much better with the extra pounds, she was too skinny before, IMO. Every time I saw Cameran's name on screen, I kept reading it as Cameraman...

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    I love Patricia and her pink gun. She is the perfect southern matriarch lady. Calling Kathryn a shameless strumpet. So very McJag of her.
    I'm just guessing it's about Kathryn. Who else could it be?
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    Love this show!!! Just had some friends over for the season premiere and have hooked a few others.

    T-Rav is so disgusting and such a cliche. Shep's teeth are distracting and I don't understand any appeal he has to women. Whitney, well, I'm honestly surprised to hear he has a girlfriend and wonder how bad the choices down there must be that he gets any play with his attitude and holier-than-thou silver spoon entitlement. His mother is funny to watch on TV but in real life I'd smother her after she passed out from tini-time. Craig I kinda wanna get drunk and have sexy times with. Cameran is so pretty and witty. And she doesn't seem like she's mean-spirited. Kathryn is perfect for T-Rav and exactly what he deserves. A gold-digging hoe. Seriously cannot believe she's slept with at least 3 of the cast members. I would never show my face in public if that kind of info went out there about me. The new chick, don't know about her yet. I was kind of hoping Jenna would be back this season and all her scammy secrets would be bared. And is it wrong that I find something attractive about JD? He's not my type physically in any way shape or form, but there's something about him.

    Can't wait for this season. Most times I don't take joy in other people failing, but T-Rav is so delusional, I can't wait to watch his senate bid crash and burn.
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    I think I will have to give this one a looksee.

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    I loved watching Ms. Altschul interviewing for another butler.

    I hate the guy that's running for senate. He's dripping with smugness, I don't know how his girl stands it. I wouldn't last five minutes with that guy.
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    I love T-Rab. Maybe it's the way he speaks. I do love his voice. But I find him pretty hot.

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    The politician and his girl are so funny to watch. Do they ever have a laugh or a good time together? They don't seem to even like each other, actually she doesn't seem to like him. It must get annoying for her being the buzzkill all the time or maybe that's just her personality. He scoffs at her for making an issue out of him flirting with her friends on a campaign commercial while she sits home with baby. I think it would be interesting to see if he'd be cool with it if the tables were turned. And he might be, but it would be interesting to see. I can't tell if she's a chore all the time or if he just rubs her the wrong way. It's like watching a sitcom or maybe I should say soap opera. She seems unhappy in her current situation.
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    Southern Charm's Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel Welcome Son St. Julien Rembert

    Meet the South Carolina's newest little charmer.

    Southern Charm stars Thomas Ravenel and Kathryn Dennis welcomed son St. Julien Rembert Ravenel this week, and the proud mom shared the first photo of their newborn Thursday.

    "Welcome to the world baby boy!" she captioned an Instagram of herself beaming down at St. Julien while holding him in the hospital.

    Ravenel, 53, and Dennis, 24, are already parents to daughter Kensington Calhoun, 1.

    While announcing her pregnancy to PEOPLE in September, Dennis touched on her on-off relationship with the politician.

    "We are friends," she said. "We communicate and things are pleasant. That's all I can really hope for."

    Southern Charm: Thomas Ravenel and Kathryn Dennis Welcome Son : People.com

    yikes. i guess some people really do need drama to live.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Interesting. The last episode I saw was her chasing him down on a bridge and him running as fast as he could away from her.
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