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    Here’s one from the helluva good idea department. Marvel offerings are soaring, and Star Wars is being reinvigorated by director JJ Abrams. Now,Disney has just started to turn its attention to reviving the Indiana Jones franchise after buying the rights from Paramount in 2013. I’m cautioned that while things are very early, I hear the studio has set its sights on Chris Pratt as the swashbuckling archaeologist they hope to build the new franchise around, the role made famous by Harrison Ford inRaiders Of The Lost Ark. Pratt jumped to leading-man movie status with his performance in last year’s blockbusterGuardians Of The Galaxy for Marvel and Disney. He starts The Magnificent Sevenwith Denzel Washington and director Antoine Fuqua in April for MGM and Sony, and there’s the inevitable Guardians Of The Galaxy sequel. Disney won’t comment and all this is admittedly early, so let’s chalk it up as a dishy informed rumor for now and keep an eye on it.
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    I love Parks and Rec but kinda can't stand him.
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    I never get tired of the first two IJ movies and I don't hate this casting choice.

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    I don't know. Harrison Ford is so closely identified with this role.
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    NO. Nevar.
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    Why would they continue, that 4th one with Shia was TERRIBLE!
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    Another one?!

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    I can see him doing this.
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    I have such a ladyboner for him.
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    If Indiana Jones 4 wasn't enough to kill the franchise, this will.
    I can't stand this guy, I don't find him funny or hot. He has a pasty, doughy baby face on a man's body. Plus, all I can think of is how he and his cunt garden gnome wife got rid of their old, sick cat because it was an inconvenience.
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    I agree with every bit of that. This douchenozzle should not be allowed anywhere near this role!

    This fatass does not and will not ever have a tenth of the sexiness or charisma that Harrison Ford had!



    Hell even Harrison Ford as an old man is hotter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    If Indiana Jones 4 wasn't enough to kill the franchise, this will.
    I can't stand this guy, I don't find him funny or hot. He has a pasty, doughy baby face on a man's body. Plus, all I can think of is how he and his cunt garden gnome wife got rid of their old, sick cat because it was an inconvenience.
    This times 1000! He's an asshole that lures coyotes to shoot them, too. He sounds like a real prize.
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    I so loved the scene in the first movie where Indy's female students wrote love notes on their eyelids and kept blinking at him. I could believe women doing that for Harrison Ford, and he's not even my favorite actor. But he is quite effective as Indiana Jones. I can't see college girls falling for Pratt that way.
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    God I think I still want to bang Harrison Ford just for how hot he was in those films.
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    They need to stop rebooting everything and come up with some new shit, dumb whores.
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