CSI is getting way too ridiculous!

AliceInWonderland · October 27th, 2005, 11:25 PM

On tonite's episode: while investigating another gruesomely ridiculous crime scene Grissom just knew the full Russian word for Vodka and where it came from and what it means in English and probably the whole damn history of Vodka if you asked him! Give me a fucking break and its getting just a bit too sexually shocking and predictable = two factors that destroyed Nip/Tuck and 6 feet under. And what the fuck is up w/ Katherines lips! The top one is scaring me and she was wearing as usual tight-ass jeans w/ stilettos and a sexy fur trimmed coat to the crime scene she was investigating while her partner was using some kind of million dollar terminator looking like scanner on a tripod 6 feet tall just to sketch the crime scene ( i guess photos aren't good enough anymore )

OH and then there's the lame musical sequences that come right about the middle of the episode where they play a song and do all this high-tech shit to the crime scene sans dialogue = its intense man, well only after the first hundred times they did that now its bleh, o and I love how all the victims are young, thin, and attractive!, but still far better than any of the other shit on t.v. now a days
anyone else a fan or fading fan like me?

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 12:22 AM

OK I only watch CSI Las Vegas and I agree it is losing its appeal. They show reruns on Sundays @ 1030pm and I cant help but compare how it use to be to the new episodes. Tonights episode by the way was a repeat. Geez repeats already and its just October.
I refuse to watch CSI New York, I cant stand the dark haired lady that use to be on Providence. She irratates me with her so called "whitty" remarks.
I use to watch CSI Miami but that red headed dude really really irratates me to no end. He is so dramatic and is NEVER EVER wrong.
Oh and what is the deal with the lady on CSI Las Vegas not Kathrine the other one and her constant flirting with her boss William Petersen? Just makes me uncomfortable when they share the screen together.

AliceInWonderland · October 28th, 2005, 12:35 AM

i'm pretty sure she's a dyke and the new blonde woman on the show will be her girlfriend soon, and Grissoms like her daddy figure who coaxed her outta her alcoholic shell

and i love how the killer always confesses in the end and tells the whole story and what really happened w/ their lawyer sitting right there not yelling at them to "shut the fuck up, you're totally incriminating yourself!"

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 12:53 AM

Nothing like NYPD Blue. Slamming people around and slapping coffee out of their hand. Oh and I really really want to know if the "real" crime lab in Las Vegas is as cool looking as the one on TV. I also want to know about the real one in Miami cause I can tell you what Ive seen of Houston's its nothing fancy at all. I did like last weeks episode with the family that was murdered for the pot and the little girl who survived. I cried at the end when she was telling her story to the good looking Eads dude. Actually I started crying when he told her her parents and brother where in the morgue/coroners.

provence · October 28th, 2005, 01:38 AM

I like CSI Las Vegas. I can't stand David Carruso's character (redheaded guy) in CSI Miami and I never got into CSI New York. The day I saw Carruso's character cruising around in a Hummer was the day I stopped watching that show. His attitude was bad enough but a Hummer! Please! He just annoys me as does the female coroner who talks to the bodies. "Hey sweetie, what happened to you? Aww, someone took their anger out on you didn't they pumpkin." Uh, ya think?

IMO, they just should have stopped with the original CSI. When I see crime scence techs on the news they are always covered in hair nets and special outfits. None of this high-heel nonsense. What kills me is how these guys on the show are out there actually solving the crimes. I thought only the detectives did that? They are like special CSI's/detectives. The Las Vegas ones are supposed to be working the night shift but HELLOOOOO they are also working during the daytime. Like 24 hours straight. Yep, that's the drowsy scientist I want working on my case. But don't get me wrong. I love CSI but the real job of a CSI is all about working in the lab. At least, that's what I've been told.

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 01:43 AM

^^^^Oh man you hit it right on the head with the coroner from CSI Miami. I would have loved it once just once as she is talking to the body for the person to answer her back. Now that would be good TV.
I always wondered what hours they work because they can go to a crime scene and its dark and then next thing you know its mid-afternoon. I dont get a sense of a timeline with that show. Like does it take a day or two to solve the crime or does it take a week or two?

provence · October 28th, 2005, 01:54 AM

^^^ haha Now if a person lept up from the slab and startled strangling that coroner lady then I'd watch the show too. Good one.

Good question about the timeline. I'm clueless. All I know is that the Las Vegas group supposedly work the night shift. So one would think that all their episodes would take place during the night. But these guys are out there day and night for what seems like days. In reality, it would take months to solve these crimes what with all the court orders and red tape. I'd be happy if they could offer us some consistency. I mean, when do these guys sleep- it's like when they are on a case they are on it until it's solved even if it takes 120 hours straight.

I know it's just a TV show but if they assume we can follow along with the story line don't they realize they should make the story line believable?

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 01:59 AM

Totally agree with you on that provence.

SVZ · October 28th, 2005, 02:02 AM

the buffalo. the buffalo.

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SVZ

the buffalo. the buffalo.

Lil · October 28th, 2005, 02:17 AM

^^ You are spot on re Miami, Provence!

The other thing that annoys me is that everything is always black and white, there's never any balance of probabilities. The evidence is always clear cut, and they always know for a fact exactly what happened and who dunnit. Don't think it's really like that.

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 02:23 AM

Have you notice also on CSI Miami how it is orange outside? Its so bright and always orange looking. You know what I mean? Its like they have an orange filter on the camera while filming.
On CSI New York is grey, hardly every sunny. CSI Las Vegas is normal looking, lights from the strip.

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 11:55 AM

So very true Lala

ourmaninBusan · October 28th, 2005, 11:57 AM

I hate, hate, HATE this show.

I hate it with William Peterson.
I hate it with David Caruso (who I used to like).

I hate the re-enactments showing close-ups of wounds
being inflicted on people's limbs...

I hate the gristle and gore of the crime scenes.

I hate Jorja Fox. Learn to spell your first name, shithead.
I'm glad you're fired!

I hate the fact that they use the world's worst song,
"Who are you?" by the Who, as their theme song.

I hate the goddamn glare on their pistols and their shoulderpads.

(Image is too big -- http://www.risingstar.to/new1/bm-csi-bl12.jpg)

BUT MOST OF ALL

I HATE the bogus bullsh!t news stories last summer about
the "CSI Effect" sweeping America's courtrooms. Suddenly,
juries all over America were so influenced by CSI (which they
ALL watch EVERY WEEK) that when they asked to see what
kind of physical evidence was at their crime scene, it's because
CSI educated them. It's as if no other TV show had ever used
forensics to solve mysteries. Ever hear of L&O? TLC, even?

UP YOURS, you steaming sacks of shit!

SammysMom · October 28th, 2005, 11:59 AM

Jorga Fox was canned? Really?