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    I loved this exchange between John Ritter and Vincent Gardenia in "Skin Deep". It's a comedy from 1989. John Ritter is Zach, a sex addict and alcoholic who realizes that his obsessions and addictions have taken him off track in life. He's trying to explain to his bartender friend (Vincen Gardenia - amazing actor) what his ideal would be:

    Zach: I want a loving, faithful, caring, caretaking wife, and I wanna make love to everything else in long skirts, with bare feet and ripe, juicy mouths. Little boy-girls with small firm breasts and tight asses. Reubensque round women with big Mother Earth breasts and green eyes. God! I could go on and on.

    Barney: Don't. I'm getting a hard-on.

    Zach: Me too.



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    Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
    Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?
    Colonel Mustard: Yours.
    Mrs. White: Five.
    Colonel Mustard: Five?
    Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.
    Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
    Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
    Colonel Mustard: Right!


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    Every single line from Napoleon Dynamite. Period.
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    From Some like it Hot, this is the one of the funniest scenes I've ever watched:

    Jerry: Have I got things to tell you!
    Joe: What happened?
    Jerry: I'm engaged.
    Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
    Jerry: I am!



    Joe: Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.
    Jerry :I'm a boy.
    Joe: That's the boy.
    Jerry: I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
    Joe: What engagement present?
    Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
    Joe: Hey, these are real diamonds!
    Jerry:Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?








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    Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive. — Airplane
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    Flahdance! In the restaurant when the exwife comes to Alex and Nick's table and asks Alex if Nick has taken her the steel mill yet. He likes to go there on his first date. That was your first date wasn't it?

    Alex says yeah it was. As a matter of fact, I f**ked his brains out.

    Loved it!
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    Alien:

    Ripley: How do we kill it, Ash? There's got to be a way of killing it. How how do we do it?

    Ash: You can't.

    Parker: That's bullshit.

    Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

    Lambert: You admire it.

    Ash: I admire its purity. A survivor unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

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    I just re-watched This is Spinal Tap for the first time in ages. It's a classic:

    Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

    Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

    Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

    Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

    Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Marty DiBergi: I don't know.

    Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

    Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

    Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

    Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

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    I could be here all day ya'll know this right lol

    [the Good Ole Boys arrive late]
    Jake: My name is Jacob Stein. I'm from the American Federation of Music. I've been sent to see if you gentlemen are carrying your permits.
    Tucker McElroy: Our what?
    Jake: Your union cards. May I see your cards please?
    Tucker McElroy: Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!



    “It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!!”

    Mrs. Murphy: Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me! You ain't goin' back on the road no more, and you ain't playin' them ol' two-bit sleazy dives. You're livin' with me now, and you not gonna go slidin' around witcho ol' white hoodlum friends.
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    Mrs. Murphy: The Blues Brothers? Shit! They still owe you money, fool.
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    Elwood: You see, we're on a mission from God.
    Mrs. Murphy: Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are just gonna walk right out that door without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy!
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    It's so inappropriate and I just love everything about this movie
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    I'll start with these.

    Tombstone:

    Billy Clanton: [as Doc Holliday is drunkenly playing a somber piece on the saloon piano, Clanton speaks, just as drunkenly] Is that "Old Dog Trey? Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."
    Doc Holliday: Pardon?
    Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
    Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
    Billy Clanton: A which?
    Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.

    Tombstone....again

    Billy Clanton
    : Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
    [Billy Clanton draws a knife]
    Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I've got two guns, one for each of ya.




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    [QUOTE=witchcurlgirl;2904929] From Some like it Hot, this is the one of the funniest scenes I've ever watched:

    Jerry: Have I got things to tell you!
    Joe: What happened?
    Jerry: I'm engaged.
    Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
    Jerry: I am!
    Joe: Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.
    Jerry :I'm a boy.
    Joe: That's the boy.
    Jerry: I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
    Joe: What engagement present?
    Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
    Joe: Hey, these are real diamonds!
    Jerry:Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?


    I was gonna.....but you beat me to it.
    It's probably some of the best line delivery on the screen.


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    "Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian". A Christmas Story

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    The world's greatest actor (a god to many) delivering the greatest line ever in the fucking awesomest scene in movie history:

    "You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well."



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    One of my favorite scenes is from True Blood when Lafayette's mother tells him that his dead boyfriend Jesus is in trouble and must be saved and that "Jesus loves the little faggots"

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