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    Question I need to .. ahem.. procure some shitty Lifetime movies for this weekend!

    I'm having all my fags and hags over to get drunk and watch shitty lifetime movies, but I can't find them anywhere to download. Can anybody help a brother who wants to laugh at terrible acting out?

    I've already got Blohans shitfest, but we need a couple others to pad the evening out. I was particularly interested in anything with Delta Burke or Tori Spelling

    P-Bay only seems to have recent stuff.
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    Mother May I Sleep With Danger is a Tori Spelling flick. especially bad.
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    I can't seem to find it anywhere.. apparently lifetime movies are not popular torrents :/
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    Don't you need this?

    Leann's tv movie. It's on Amazon streaming it looks like.

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    oh what's the one where Tori Spelling tries to be a call girl? Co-ed Call Girl....ummmmmm, gosh, just get Lifetime Movie Channel for the weekend. Watch nonstop episodes of Who the bleep did I marry.

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    Have you tried Kick Ass Torrents?

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    Wasn't there some cheerleader movie with Tori Spelling in it? Wait a minute...didn't Tori meet Dean on some shitty Lifetime movie set? Or am I confusing those fucks with Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian?

    There's this Delta Burke flick where she's a lady obsessed with becoming a mom and goes nuts after miscarrying and does some psycho shit. Whatever that one is would be awesome.

    Here's a classic with some eye candy guy: My Stepson, My Lover - Official Movie Site - myLifetime.com
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    i remember 'kate's secret' with meredith baxter-birney, don't know if it was lifetime but it was definitely made for tv. she plays a perfect housewife with a dark secret. behind the perfect life, she's hiding an eating disorder (bulimia) and then has to go to rehab for it. it was awesome. i watched it with a friend and it just made us really hungry and i remember we made giant sandwiches during one of the ad breaks.

    ms. deb is right, mother may i sleep with danger is a must.

    also, the anorexic chick from growing pains made a tv movie about being anorexic. it was pretty good too.

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    He needs extra shitty ones, though...not good ones!
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    I had to watch that MBB movie in school repeatedly. Tracey Gold is another one who has tons of those cheesy movies.

    For Tori Spelling movies, in addition to the stellar performances already mentioned, for some reason I can never look away from the movie Hush. Hush (TV 2005) - IMDb

    Another one that always makes me laugh has Hilary Swank, the mom from Growing Pains and the Dad from The Wonder Years and it's about parent abuse. I don't mean child abuse, I mean Hilary Swank is abusing her parents. I'm sure that's a real thing and all, but that movie is amazingly awful.
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    they were so shitty they were awesome.
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    Who else did a bunch of Lifetime clunkers?

    Ooh...a top 10 worst list! Worst Lifetime Movies : Top 10 Worst Lifetime Original Movies | Top 10 Lists | TopTenz.net

    Maternal Instincts. That's the one with Delta Burke I was trying to recall!
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    ***pssst, I don't think Grim is having a group watching event, I think he's just trying to round out his collection of lifetime movies and is using the crappy taste in tv expertise of GR***
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    There's this Delta Burke flick where she's a lady obsessed with becoming a mom and goes nuts after miscarrying and does some psycho shit. Whatever that one is would be awesome.
    I saw this, omg, about two years ago I think,fucking insanely horribly awesome!
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    There's also one with James Van Der Beek as a psychopathic kidnapper who takes a teenager out of a mall parking lot and tries to make her his wife.

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