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    Red face Liz and Dick train wreck ride here. All aboard!

    Good evening darlings. The countdown begins. I can't wait!

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    Sprynk - you're one sick duck.
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    Sprynkles! I was supposed to start the thread! Ask anybody!

    Okay, I'm over it. I love you again. See ya soon. I bet we have a full house.

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    Lol, sorry had no idea. Oh well, one hour to go!

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    I haven't visited in a while ( ), but I just came to witness/chat about the awesome-ness that is this train wreck of a movie.

    I'm kind of excited the premiere is finally here.....

    Oh, and it's on at 9:00pm PST. So I've got 4 hours to go.... of course I will be watching this thread for the East Coast reaction. Bring it! I want details!
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    What the hell was Lifetime thinking airing this shit on a work night? They should've aired it Friday and everyone would've been able to get knee-walking drunk instead of having to get modestly tipsy. Plus, after family togetherness Thanksgiving, everyone would've needed a drink and Blowhan to remind them why their own family really isn't that bad.
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    For all your drinking game needs.....

    Sunday, November 25th 2012

    Open Post: Hosted By A Liz & Dick Drinking Game




    One of the biggest man-made disasters of the 21st century will air on Lifetime tonight and you people of the future (aka East Coasters and Central Time Zoners) get to see it first while us people of the past who don't have crystal ball TVs (aka DirecTV) have to wait until later. But no matter what time you watch this beautiful mess, we'll all be in the same condition at the end of the night: drunker than your average Lohan and holding pieces of the lungs we laughed up while watching La Lindz as La Liz.
    There's a few Liz & Dick drinking games out there, but here's my own. Note: You might want to call up Costco and tell them to deliver their entire supply of booze to your front door, because you're going to need that much sweet nectar. Take a shot every time:
    - You feel a light tremor under your feet from Elizabeth Taylor rolling in her grave.
    - Your cat or dog mistakes LiLo's overstuffed lips for two earth worms in distress and attacks the TV screen.
    - You stare at LiLo's face and forget you're watching an Elizabeth Taylor biopic instead of a Rip Taylor biopic.
    - Your ears barf up bits of Spotted Dick from listening to LiLo try to do a British accent.
    Or you can just wrap your lips around a bottle of whatever and chug during the entire movie. Only take your mouth off of the bottle to reload. That's what Elizabeth Taylor will be doing in heaven. If anything can make the spirit of Elizabeth Taylor fall off the wagon, it's this. Happy boozing, everyone!

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    Let the Train Wreck Begin! The Liz & Dick Drinking Game

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    Liz & Dick airs this Sunday at 9pm EST/8pm CST on Lifetime
    What You’ll Need

    - A bottle of Chardonnay, Prosecco or Rose.
    - Costume jewelry and shoulder pads.
    - Cleopatra eyeliner optional.
    If you’re a man tuning in to Liz & Dick, choose scotch, make it neat, or grab a handle of vodka to drink in Richard Burton style. Then question your own choices for watching this film.
    If you have seen the trailer, or have read anything about this Lifetime Television “Event,” you are ready for something laughably bad, and if you’re reading this list, you’re ready to get rip-roaring drunk.
    On your marks, ladies (and gents), give yourself a club pour, and tee up Lifetime Television for women. It’s time to play.
    Drink every time:

    - Lindsay’s pseudo British accent fades into an American one and reminds you of her characters in “The Parent Trap.”
    - You wonder if anyone in the movie took an acting lesson before landing this gig.
    - Richard Burton has a drink in his hand.
    - Richard Burton is drunk.
    - Richard Burton is drunk in a mock turtleneck.
    - Liz & Dick have a slurring, drunken fight.
    - Fake crying during the drunken fight makes you uncomfortable.
    - Someone makes sure Liz knows she’s fat.
    - Some poor schmuck gives Liz enormous jewelry.
    - Someone references what # marriage Liz is on.
    - You Wikipedia how many times this woman got married.
    - You’re distracted by Lindsay’s red lipstick or large old lady sunglasses.
    - You wonder if they’ll reference Liz’s weird relationship with Michael Jackson.
    - There are low budge attempts to convince you she is surrounded by paparazzi, i.e. incessant camera flashes, downcast looks in backseats of cars,
    Chug every time:

    - You can feel the real Liz Taylor rolling in her grave.
    - You see too much pale LiLo cleavage.
    - You think Lindsay looks like a teenager trick-or-treater dressed up as Elizabeth Taylor.
    Take a shot every time:

    - Liz faints.
    - Liz throws a beverage while enraged.
    - You giggle at the unintentional hilarious parts of the film.
    Finish your drink if:

    - Someone in the film mixes controlled substances.
    - At the end of the movie, you feel distressed that you will never get those 2 hours of your life back.
    Let the Train Wreck Begin! The Liz & Dick Drinking Game | Meets Obsession Magazine | Paper for The Fashion & Culture Obsessed

    There is drinking game fun to be had here, but that's all "Liz and Dick" really offers. Please, don't drink every time one half of the lead duo downs some vodka or every time Lohan provides an absolutely affectless line delivery -- I don't want to be responsible for any deaths by alcohol poisoning.
    But here are a few suggestions on that front:


    • Take a drink every time you think a set looks cheesy
    • Take a drink every time you think of better casting for the leads
    • Take a drink every time you think you've spotted Bowler wondering if his check cleared
    • Take a drink every time you spot Creed from "The Office," because WTF?
    • Take a drink every time you think of a colorful way that the actual Liz Taylor would have described this movie (and be creative; she was a salty dame)
    Maureen Ryan: 'Liz and Dick' Review: Oh Lord, What Have They Done?

    The "Liz & Dick" Drinking Game
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    i set my dvr so i can FWD through the seriously cringe-worthy parts.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Because this so real.





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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    i set my dvr so i can FWD through the seriously cringe-worthy parts.
    Like all 2 hours?

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    - Lindsay slips into her American accent.
    Oh, good Lord, is she going to try and do an English accent? Please yessssssssssssssssssssss.
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    ^ Awesome. Don't think I bought enough booze for this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    Because this so real.




    See, what I really love about this is that the picture at the bottom, Liz looks too classy to be mistaken for a prostitute in Butterfield 8. At the top, it's just Lindz looking like a bloated hooker.
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    It takes an entire watching party to keep up with all the drinking rules. How about drink when it starts and stop when the movie's over?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    It takes an entire watching party to keep up with all the drinking rules. How about drink when it starts and stop when the movie's over?
    Sounds good to me!
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