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    Default And yet more trash from TLC: Extreme Cougar Wives

    Monday, November 5th 2012
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    TLC knows just what I need to hold me over while I'm waiting for new episodes of future Nobel Peace Prize-winning show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and that scripted dramedy Breaking Amish. This weekend, they'll show a one-hour special about mega cougars and the cubs (Note: I think one of them is an actual cub, because the fur patches on his shoulders tell me so.) who love them. This might be the closest thing we'll ever get to a documentary about Madonna's love life.

    TLC's Extreme Cougar Wives focus on three hot cougars: There's 76-year-old Hattie, the Blanche of her circle who is a denture-tooth tiger and loves to take off her teeth to get wild on a young piece. Hattie's nightstand cabinet is always stocked with KY and Ensure for energy (Sometimes she mixes 'em up and she no care. That's how kinky Hattie gets!), because she loves getting skin to skin. Then there's 65-year-old Stephanie and her 28-year-old piece Octavio. And finally, there's 53-year-old Jude and her 21-year-old boyfriend Kevin who she met when he dated her daughter 7 years ago. Nope, there's nothing awkward about licking the taint of a dude you used to make crackers and peanut butter for when he came over to hang out with your daughter after school.

    Kevin's mom flips out in a totally natural and not-at-all scripted moment where he tells her how old his girlfriend is. I guess it's easier for Kevin to come out to his family about dating a cougar than it is for him to come out to them about sucking off Papa Joe for $600.

    And I, for one, am glad that TLC keeps educating us on life's most important subjects.

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    Un-fucking-believable. And I bet some of y'all will be watching this shit too. Videoclip at the link.
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    There's just no way this isn't some massive practical joke.

    One of our longest-running customers is Discovery, the owner of TLC. I bet you next time I'm in their building all of their employees will be walking around staring at the floor, unable to look other people in the eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Un-fucking-believable. And I bet some of y'all will be watching this shit too. Videoclip at the link.
    *raises hand and hangs head*
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    This reminds me of a license plate today on a corvette being driven by a woman who looked to be about 80 years old:

    SUGR MLF

    (sugar milf, for those who didn't catch that.) You go grandma!!
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    they wouldn't make this crap if ya'll didn't watch it. I'm looking at YOU, honey booboo viewers.
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    well they sure know how to publicize this shit. i see honey booboo stuff on gossip sites, entertainment sites and advertised on shows all the time. no wonder people feel compelled to watch. same shit as seeing fire trucks and following them to see what's on fire. or me looking at lemonparty. gotta see the weird stuff.

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    TLC: The Loser Channel
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    Hattie appeared in an episode of "Strange Sex", it may have been on TLC. Showed her going out on a date with a 30-something year old guy, it didnt show anything about sex, THANK GOD. It just seemed very scripted. That being said, I was impressed with her body & energy at her age.
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    I don't watch honeybooboo and I ain't watching this shit.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    *raises hand and hangs head*
    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Does anyone have any dignity anymore?
    i guess i don't because i watched three episodes last night...this is a must see - seriously! so many uncomfortable scenes. you'll thank me, i promise. especially the civil war reenactment couple!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    i guess i don't because i watched three episodes last night...this is a must see - seriously! so many uncomfortable scenes. you'll thank me, i promise. especially the civil war reenactment couple!
    *gives fgg the side-eye*.
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    There is no hope for her. But then, she is​ a Floridian.
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    yeah, I don't trust anything from florida...
    Kill him.
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    What about Florida Evans?

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