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    Default A remake of Sunset Boulevard starring...

    ...Madonna. She's not set in stone yet, but she's up for the part of Norma Desmond. Oh, and it's a remake of the musical based on the original. So she might be singing, too.

    Oh, god, why?

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    Washed up, crazy, vain old 'actress' making a desperate come-back - perfect casting I'd say.
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    I will trip her when she comes out of her condo the day shooting starts, just to disable her long enough to hold up filming so they can find someone else, or cancel the project.
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    movie killer. once her name is on a movie, thats the kiss of death.
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    I'm terrified to ask who's going to play Joe Gillis.

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    This movie does not need remaking,especially if they cast Madonna in the main role. Is Hollywood really this devoid of ideas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I'm terrified to ask who's going to play Joe Gillis.
    Probably Zac Efron or something.

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    Oh fuck no.

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    Do not want.
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    Keanu Reeves - the character ends up as a corpse anyway so they may as well pick someone with similar acting skilz.
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    The woman simply will not accept the fact that she cannot act.
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    Didn't America, correction, The World make it perfectly clear that this woman should never never be given the chance to "act" ever again?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mivvi21 View Post
    Is Hollywood really this devoid of ideas?
    yes
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