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    Exclamation Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    GAWD FUCKING HELL, if I have to hear her sing that stupid song one more time, i'm going to tear my stubble out.

    It's so fucking creepy! A bunch of kids are eating those stupid pizza pop thingies on camera, and she's porning it up with the song, and i swear to god a shiver of disgust ran down my spine.

    Does anybody else hate this commercial?!
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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    I've never seen it.

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    I know no one wants to hear my two cents, but I HAVE to change the channel when that commercial comes on. Her breathy singing of that song is disgusting and the kid she is seducing looks way too young. The whole commerical is tacky...

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    YES! OMFG it's the breathy, snatchdripping way she slurps out the last part of the song like she just crawled into the lap of the 9 year old onscreen.. *SHUDDER*

    *pUKE*
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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    Commercials (and most other programming) are so annoying and brainless, I've pretty much stopped watching tv. It's pretty liberating.
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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    I still think the REAL Miss Piggy's much better in that commercial.

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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    I know, I hate that damn commercial. I hope Nick gets lots of money from her.

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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    I hate how it goes something like "gonna pop right in your mouth" and then she sing/talks another different sentence. I get a vision of her ripping her top down and force feeding that youngster her Double D"s.
    Oh and like the waitresses at Pizza Hut wear slutty/stripper dresses when serving customers. I know I know its just a commercial. I literally do turn the channel.
    Who ok'd this commercial to be shown? They should have those pizza poppers shoved up their asses. Sorry I had to get that off my chest.
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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    I keep waiting for the momma to stand up and just bitchslap the fuck out of Jessica for molestering her little boy. Talk about creepy..

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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    I've seen a pizza hut commercial where that song is playing in the background, but shes not actually in the commercial.

    I still have yet to see the commercial with her in it...now I'm curious

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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    You can view the commercial here: http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=MOVIES&id=4692
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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    The dumbest part is when the pubescent boy faints like he's seen bush or titty or something..

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    I fucking hate this commerical, it is disgutsing and pervy in every sense of the word. Writng a letter to pizza hut is a great idea, Jessica Simpson IS A PIG!!!!

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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    Pizza Hut has a website http://www.pizzahut.com and a feedback form. I just filled one out pointing out how offensive I find the commercial. I suggest anyone grossed out by the commercial do the same.

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    Default Re: Stupid Pizza Hut commercial with Jessica Simpson being a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    Pizza Hut has a website http://www.pizzahut.com and a feedback form. I just filled one out pointing out how offensive I find the commercial. I suggest anyone grossed out by the commercial do the same.

    thank you so much I will do this!!

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