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    Default Beyonce's new movie receives bad reviews

    The Reviews Are In.....




    ...and Obsessed is a crusty piece of weave glue off of Beyonce's head! Beyonce's soon-to-be multiple Razzie winning caca EXTRAVAGANZ-AAAAAA opens in theaters today. The movie wasn't screened for critics, so reviews have barely started trickling in this morning and the consensus is that you should spend your $10 on more important things like four VIP front-row tickets (with backstage passes and open baked potato bar) to Solange's concert in the basement or a Chia Pet.

    Every review I've read so far has basically called it a wart on the ass of Basic Instinct 2 and this is exactly why I will probably be the only person in this country to pay actual cash money for this trash. And Papa Knowles using his Gold AMEX to buy thousands of movie tickets doesn't count!
    Here's Beyonce at premiere in NYC last night. Beyonce is wearing House of Derrier's 80s catch-all dress! It can take you from prom to wedding to funeral. It's the only dress you'll ever need......if you lived and died in the mid-80s.
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    I can't stand Beyonce.

    That dress!

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    She should stick to singing...saw the preview and can't believe how
    terrible the acting is...
    Wasn't their a movie with this same plot out few years ago?

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    I can't stand to hear her speak so there is no way I would see her in this movie. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
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    Uh duh.

    It got bad reviews because Beyawnsay is in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoyoma View Post
    She should stick to singing...saw the preview and can't believe how
    terrible the acting is...
    i saw the preview on the Today show, and was horrified at how bad she was.
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    Well, I saw it, and it was a very good movie, and the theater was packed for a 3:00 showing..
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    I would see it for Idris Elba.

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    ... Every review I've read so far has basically called it a wart on the ass of Basic Instinct 2

    The commercials I've seen make it look like a Fatal Attraction-type movie. No?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    ... Every review I've read so far has basically called it a wart on the ass of Basic Instinct 2

    The commercials I've seen make it look like a Fatal Attraction-type movie. No?
    Yes, it sorta favors Fatal Attraction...just no bunny
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    I didn't even know she had a movie coming out! Straight to DVD status soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    Well, I saw it, and it was a very good movie, and the theater was packed for a 3:00 showing..

    good to hear that because i want to see this. plan to this weekend

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    I think it looks overthetop cheesy almost like a Lifetime movie.

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    Rotten tomatoes gave it a 26 which is really bad.

    She's determinded to be a actress and get that Oscar lets all hope she isn't another Madonna.

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    That's why I issued the 'bad acting alert' about Beyonce's movie months ago.

    Bad acting alert: Beyonce Knowles stars in cheap 'Fatal Attraction' rip-off

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