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    Watched this last night. Kevin Smith is hilarious. Anyone else see it?

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    i saw it.. it was cute, till the end and then it went all shmaltzy and lame
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    Yeah, not his best work by far.

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    It was okay...had one or two really good scenes, but I wanted to punch her in the face more than once. I hate it when the female characters are such manipulative bitches.

    Not his best, but enjoyable enough
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    I just couldn't get past the thought of Seth Rogan having sex. Blech.
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    Can't hold a candle to Chasing Amy.

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    I hated this movie, it's so bad, no words can describe how fucking useless it was.

    It's so mediocre and stupid, it's not even so bad it ends up being good, it just sucks.

    I just couldn't get past the thought of Seth Rogan having sex. Blech.
    I sometimes find him to be hot, but the sex in the movie was sort of slimy and weird.

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    Seth Rogan plays them same character in all his movies - the type of guy I HATE. That weird way of speaking (they actually made fun of it on SNL), that stupid look on his face, his doper friends, how he always gets the pretty girl, that frat-boy feel to him. I can barely get through a movie if I know that buffoon is in it.

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    I totally dug the Jason Mewes nudie scenes! He is so hot IMO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    i saw it.. it was cute, till the end and then it went all shmaltzy and lame
    agree.

    there were some really funny parts though. and justin long was bloody hilarious as brandon st.randy, the gay porn star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Seth Rogan plays them same character in all his movies - the type of guy I HATE. That weird way of speaking (they actually made fun of it on SNL), that stupid look on his face, his doper friends, how he always gets the pretty girl, that frat-boy feel to him. I can barely get through a movie if I know that buffoon is in it.
    He 100% plays EVERY character the same....I'm starting to get sick of him
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    Yeah...Jason Mewes is still quite hot...Actually, I found all the porn 'stars' amusing enough, but the two main characters were kinda useless
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheONe View Post
    He 100% plays EVERY character the same....I'm starting to get sick of him
    Agree. I didn't see this movie, even though I liked the premise, just because he was in it.

    He is one of the most unlikable actors I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure all of his characters are just him playing himself- a total loser and asshole with virtually no redeeming qualities who is physically unattractive and inexplicably smug.

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    So much for them making a porno...it was all just about Zack and Miri's loooove for each other!

    This movie was disappointing to me.

    It was predictable, cheesy and just another typical 'romantic comedy' disguised as a gritty, pushing the limits, gross out comedy.

    Yeah, not so much...

    Their first time (also their first scene for the porno) was SO lame. I almost threw up and practically gave myself a seizure due to the numerous amount of times I was rolling my eyes!

    I mean...the music, the slow-mo, everything...cheesy as hell.

    C'mon Kevin Smith...you are SO better than this!!!

    Best thing about this movie hands on...Jason Mewes.

    Rawr, he's a sexy beast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    I totally dug the Jason Mewes nudie scenes! He is so hot IMO!
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    I KNOW! Who would've thought Jay had such a hot bod?

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